How do you message women on tinder if you are /fit/? Is it different

>>42543908
>le daddy meme
DROPPED TBQH

And you just message them without no sugar coating.

>>42543935
>DROPPED TBQH
You have to be 18 to post here

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Tinder is fking ez mode. if you can't get any from it, you're not gonna make it

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You can say anything to 4/10s and they are dtf

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>>42543908
>messaging women first


How should I respond to pic related

>>42545109
"As long as it's about how deep I'm going to be in you."

That seems to be along the lines of what she's playing for, at least.

>>42545109
Sure if by something deep you mean my piston deep into your brown balloon knot.

>>42545094
Stealing this one

>>42545109
>yeah, my ass

>>42545134
>>42545137
>>42545143
I'll assume you've never talked to a woman before?

>>42545134
I went with this

>>42543908
What do you people set as your first picture to get sluts who are just dtf

>>42545183
Good choice. I don't use tinder, but it's not hard to figure out what to say when you realize what they're there for. Let us know how it goes.

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>>42545161
>actually has serious conversations with tinder sluts

>>42545183
You did good

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trollin

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>tfw

>>42545324
alpha as fuck

>>42545324
if you're going to be really forward, then you need to be really clever or outrageous with it

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I WALK A LONELY ROAD

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>>42545359
Oh anon
You're like a Dad

>>42545373
>implying dad humor isn't god's true gift to humanity

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>>42543908
Fucked about 6 slores off of tinder. Pretty depressing after a while tbqh lads.

>>42545359
this is why you will die a virgin

who else completely loses any attraction after you find out she uses tinder? happened to me 2 times already, ghosted them irl

>>42545359
fucking KEK

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just realized I have a shitload of these saved from before my relationship

>>42545401
post profile feget

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Looking good?

>>42545393
no, that sounds like you're insecure as fuck

>>42545401
i want to see this "sexy. As fuck" body

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>>42545373
Funny you should say that

>>42545393
>not wanting to be the guy good enough to get her off
I would say don't reproduce, but it looks like you're fine with that

>>42545359

>IT AINT EASY BEIN CHEESY

I laughed my ass off, thank you anon.

>>42545359
Randy is a masculine name here in DR

>>42545409
stats, also what college? I feel like we go to the same one based on pic 5

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>>42545386
Not fucking anyone is more depressing. The only way i can talk to women is with banter and they take it seriously most of the time.

>>42545322
Kekd

>>42545441
basic 1/2/3/4
in new york
>bearcats

>>42545444
for some reason this made me kek

>>42545358
How much more outrageous can you get compared to opening with "sit on my face", besides a telling of The Aristocrats?

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>>42545401
dumping

>>42545453
hmm, same tarp thing in both gyms, looking good tho brah, esp for dem ladies - good luck

>>42545412
>>42545421
okay so how should i find someone attractive i have no respect for?

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>>42545474
holy KEK I forgot I have some fucking gems

>>42545485
thanks
gonna be a sick cunt

>>42545503
>fuckboi
>on tinder
Well yeah...

honestly mate there isnt anything funny in these pictures or what am i supposed to laugh at

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>>42545503

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>>42545161

>>42545486
sour grapes

>>42545359
Chester the fucking Cheetah over here.

>>42545524
it's like 3 different people

>>42545574
its the exact opposite though. i lose the interest i have in the beginning

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>tfw 5'10" and dyel
We fugged

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>>42545528

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>>42545608
gj anon

>>42545608
Kekd

Help on bio what do bros?

>>42545608
Ok, this one is genuinely funny

>>42545637
Don't take it seriously

>>42545637
Mention that you're a big guy

>>42545608
nice

>>42545608
STOP. is that yours? holy fugggg

>>42543908
>when she says daddy without u telling her to
gross

>>42545109
>How should I respond
doesn't matter because you're not using your photos and it'll never amount to anything more than (You)'s on 4chan lol

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>>42545407
>>42545414

This was my shirtless pic + bio. 3 years ago. Looking back on it, it was kind of cringe, but Tinder was way better before

>>42545637
just write about yourself you vapid mongrel

>>42545359
>2 days
I guess some people really are destined to be virgins

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>>42545608

>>42545608
Lolololol

>>42545729
If there's no response after two days, it literally does not matter what you say. Might as well have fun with it.

>>42545682
my tinder, not an original joke though

>>42545718
It's not cringy if it works.

>>42545608
not gonna lie that was pretty good and subtle

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>>42545750
>subtle
maybe to stupid people?

>>42545608
The correct response is to say the punchline again.

>>42545718
>Kanye West enthusiast
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>42545608
women are not funny and are actually all mentally handicapped and only get by in life by having a vagina and cute face

BUT DAS LYFE BRAHS! slam that yellow punani after making a nuke joke about her ancestors brah, just wreck that unaware sloot

>>42545696
Too bad I am using my own pics.
Stay bitter, loser

Srry not srry

>>42545322
Kek'd audibly

>>42545359
Say "I'm just practicing for when I'm the dad of our child"

>>42545808
ok, post them lol

>>42545359

You ain't getting laid, but man that was good; I laughed.

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>>42545444

>>42545839
I hate kunts like that. Take everything super seriously and take time to try and correct you.

>>42545718
I'd change it to "I'm half black. My lower half that is ;)" and roll in the slooters

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>>42545843
Happy?

>>42545893
i remember this pajeet chad from r9k or soc

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>>42545839

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>>42545049
>>42543908
>>42545528

jesus christ western culture is dead. they've degraded and degenerated society so much it's disgusting. you're all fucking degenerates if you participate in hookup culture and you're destroying society.

>>42545977
It hasn't changed.

Technology has just made everything more visible.

>>42545913
I only post on /fit/ lol

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>>42545977
>Hookup with easy college sluts all the time
>Hate the fact that they're slutting themselves out
>Have a fetish for humiliating chicks
>Hatefuck them while calling them degenerate and subhuman with a little choking and light slapping
Most of them call me back desu, chicks get off on it for some reason.

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>>42546008
>this is the state of western society
(((they))) have won already
weep

>>42545444
doesn't this shit get you banned lmao

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>>42546036
I'm surfing the Kali Yuga on a board made of sluts with daddy issues.
Don't hate the player.

>>42545608
l m a o

>>42545977
I agree but maybe its just because I'm in a relationship and missed out on the phone app craze. Back in my day you had to pay $18.99 a month on a dating site to be messaged by homos and bots.
Looking at these threads makes me wish I was single but then I remember the dry spells and jacking off into a microwaved cucumber so I'll pass.

Not fit related report thread please

>>42546077
Ur an fagot plz kys urslef

>>42545393
It's normal to be repulsed by whores.

That's evolution's way of keeping you from getting dick cancer and/or taking care of kids that aren't yours.

>>42546116
Should've said "you're everything I won* against" just to twist the knife a bit

>>42546086
Shut up. Desperately need a block button

>>42545322

Nice

>>42546136
I'll block your mums rectum with my tongue you little pumpkin pie

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>>42543908
Yes

>>42545608
Did you have to explain it twice

>>42546187
>Never a penis
>You?
Unintentional bants from tinder sloot

>>42546074
>jacking off in a microwaved cucumber
Whoa....hang on now, is this for real?

>>42545977
>>>/pol/

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>>42546231
Yes

>>42545359
Mein comrade

>>42545538
I'd have replied the same way.
Good job anon.

>>42546207
Nice

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What did she mean by this?

>>42545793
You don't know, maybe she was playing along with the joke, somewhat unlikely, but if that was the case then I'd say she's gf material

I'm still trying to decide if Tinder has been a net positive or negative on my life.

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>>42546298
wut

i thought this anon >>42545977 was over-exaggerating but wow.

it's satire right?

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>no hookups

What do they mean by this?

>>42546298
She's a fucking loser.
Show her a shirtless pic of yourself, a link to a vid of you fucking the shit out of an alt girl, and say you like juice and rape play.

She'll be sending you nudes and wanting to meet up in less then an hour.

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>>42546321
Nope

>>42546325
those are always the biggest sluts kill them with fire

>>42545977
>>42546008
>>42546036
>women are women! help!

>>42545977

ask me how I know you're a closet homosexual

>>42546055
>Don't hate the player.

I hate that you retards think it's something to be proud of.

Remember when being well traveled was rare and interesting? Then every fucking retard under the sun went traveling around the world and you got really tired of listening to everyone talk about their "experiences" in whatever shit hole, but not too dangerous, country they went to?

This is the 2010 version of that. Fucking lots of women used to be a rare thing few people could do, now it's something anyone with nothing else going on in their life can do if they troll tinder long enough.

>considering being desperate enough to make a bumble
>not looking for hookups though
I'm basically killing any chances I have already of meeting a girl but is it any different at all in any meaningful way? I'm not /fit/ yet or attractive either (kill me)

>>42545185
Your wiener

>>42546333
Lmao, I don't give a shit my dude.
Parking my Chevy Impaler in a chick is great, even better if I get a good hatefuck out of it.

>>42545322
Holy shit, my sides

tinder threads always remind me why i prefer 2d

>>42546344

it's just fun?
I remember when people used.to have fun instead of everyone pretending to be uptight and high minded 24/7

>>42546231

Hahaha I remember doing this.

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>>42546344
Where have all the handsome dames gone?

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>>42546344
Not proud of anything. People don't give a shit about it. I don't share pictures of my "life changing trip down under". I just do it and move on with my life.

>>42545608
I can't even breathe anymore

>>42545839
Actually, mental retardation IS still used and is still clinically correct. But retards like her have probably never been to university to find that out.

>>42546384
holy fuck that's good

>>42546384
MOMMY MOMMY ANON WANT MILKY

>>42546298

What take do you think that picture was?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngt1JK3DyOU

>>42545977
Stop overreacting m8. This is a thread about Tinder, ie. the bottom-of-the-barrel of humanity.

>>42546328
>Ethical and consensual arguments
Bitch tha holocaust was a lie!!

>In a long term relationship, get fat and complacent
>Relationship blows up, start eating right and working out
>Meet Tinder sluts while dropping weight
>Met this one chick, never bang her but have a good time hanging out with her
>End up going to the gym 2 times a week with her for months, meet up with her for road trips
>Never try to get anything more than a hug from her
>She just messages me a war and peace length text about how she loves me but can't stand that I friend zoned her and that it hurts her that i'm still meeting up with chicks and that she has been exclusive to me for like half a year now


I don't even know how to reply, I never made the decision for us to be friends it just kinda happened. I don't even know how to respond to this shit. Why couldn't she just say tell me she was into me like that. She had a billion chances to let me know how she felt, we just split a hotel room where I said I would sleep on the floor on a DIY pillow fort and she just giggled about it. She could've just said "you can just sleep in the bed with me anon" and shit would have been loud and clear. Fucking women man....

>>42546476
At first I thought that too but since I have found out most girls use tinder I unironically prefer 2D

>>42545322
holy shit I think I know her. Post her pics

>>42546485
Tell her exactly that, my dude. Waiting too long goes both ways.

>>42546495
They don't. Most people don't use internet dating services at all.

>>42546485
you are too dense to take a hint, just tell her to fuck off and teach her a lesson

>>42546485
men and women aren't friends. you actually bought into that lie? men and women are NEVER Friends

if you hang out with a girl its because you have the intent to fuck her dude

im so fucking ashamed that so many men now dont realize preset, unchanging, realities of life and this flavors your interactions with other people

men and women ARENT EVER FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE, EVER

>>42546485

tell her exactly that and then fuck her

>>42546485
>woman should make the move
>ever

A lot of people on /fit/ are genuinely autistic. women DON'T MAKE THE MOVES dude they're WOMEN.

hint: the girl who doesn't try to fuck you is likely a better gf than the girl who does!! dumbshit

>>42546507
Its rather a hook-up app than an actual dating platform and the majority of girls I know have used it

>>42545503
KEK
sluts are so bad at throwing chat

>>42546485
Fuck man, wife that bitch! If she has actually been exclusive to you while you guck around, then she's a unicorn.

>>42546485
Chicks let you know just by being around. If they're constantly making an effort to be around you they wanna fuck.

>>42543908
i have a big dick so picking up girls is really easy both on tinder and irl. i straight up ask them if they ever had a dick as big as my arm. sure i get rejected by some but most start laughing and think that i'm joking until i offer to show them

>>42546527
>Its rather a hook-up app than an actual dating platform
Semantics. Point is that most people find dates IRL still.

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>>42546328
>No rapists
That'll stop em in their tracks

>>42546537
how big we talkin, bucko?
I want to try this but I'm only a 7 incher

>>42546513

I have two really good friends who are girls
one of whom I regularly daytime drink with and go to gigs with and talk about who we're banging at the time
one time she brought out some guy that was trying to get into her and he bought my drinks all night and then she ghosted him
shit was funny as fuck

the other one is a lesbian who I occasionally do coke with

>>42546585
8.3x6.2

>>42546586
you all 3 sound degenerate

>>42546586
You've been kiked, m8.

>>42546513
2nd
>>42546599
Can I do this if im 7.5x5.5?

>>42546599
>tfw armlet and wristlet
my dick girth is almost more than my wrists lmao

>>42546495
>unironically prefer 2D
It's hypocritical of you to condemn the dregs of society when you are one yourself. Have some self awareness you mong.

>>42546600
>>42546605

well you've convinced me to stop having fun because a bunch of autists on a Madagascan cobalt mining forum are obsessed with the jews

>>42546612
i guess that pretty well above average length and girth. you have nothing to lose so give it a try

>>42546614
my wrists are 6" so same here

>>42546629
ty cucumberbro

>>42546620
im not even trying to sound edgy and not a teenager either but i just have hatred against all women and the majority of men so 2d is a good escapism

>>42546645
So? You're still a dead end.

Can I still get laid on Tinder if I'm just slightly above average looking?
I just don't see why a girl would pick me when she has a buffet of more interesting and better looking guys to choose from.

>>42546207
yo bro can u post the zyzz pics u use. u once told me u would but then u were gone

>>42546485
Just show up at her door and kiss her like some movie shit, I'm sure that would be better than any text response you can think of.

>>42546723
This is what i'm gonna do to be honest, just got out of the shower and i'm gonna head over.

>>42546679
appear to be crazy, like say anything and everything you want with no regard

don't you remember the episode where George did the opposite

>>42546431
Get your shit together, faggot

>>42546679
I know guys think that any decent looking chick can automatically get basically any guy, but that isn't actually how it works.

>>42546738
someone link that pig-nose okcupid experiment from misc

>>42545322
yeahhhh

>>42546740
There are likely dozens, if not hundreds, of similar 'experiments' over the years from /r9k/. Women literally get to sit around and wait for a partner.

>>42546738
Thats exactly how it works. My average looking basic bitch frappe whippe muscho sipping basic bitch coworkers have more matches than the hottest guy I know. Even fat girls get more matches than hot guys

>>42546730
Report back afterwards

Nigger

>>42546485
>be kind of seeing this chick from the gym
>pretty good friends now
>she's into me, not the other way around
>made it clear she wanted me at a social event 2 months ago
>little too thick for my liking
>very cute face tho
>had our first date
>only tries to make a move after drinking
>basically stopped messaging me
>but still open to meeting up when she's free
FUCKING...god damn it. Either put some effort in or just fuck off so I can see other girls.

>>42546784
shes fucking other guys you naive faggot

>>42546754
>implying it isn't just guys swiping right to everything
My friends all do this

>>42546787
I'd actually prefer that to be the case and I don't give a shit whether she wants my dick or not, but she's legit not that kind of person.

>>42546790
guys are desperate because even fat cows try to lock down a chad and would rather masturbate than fuck someone their own league

>>42546809
If you don't give a shit then how is this a frustrating problem? Just go after other chicks, or you don't care.

>>42546817
Because I complicated the situation by testing the waters and trying to get with her hotter friend at our same gym. Also other various things that I immediately regretted after some reflection.

>>42546074
Same. I get attached to people pretty easy though so maybe I wouldn't have fun with these dating apps. I do like looking at the screenshots and keking with you all at least.

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>>42546831
Thats why I come here. I guess it's a case of the grass is always greener.

>>42543908
mirin persistence

>>42545444
fucking kek

>>42546384
keeeekk

>>42545444
made me spit my fucking drink out, triple kek

>>42545789
this

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>>42546384

>>42546738
I was about to say they don't even have to lift a finger, but that's actually all they have to do to get every good looking guy in close vicinity to hit on them.
If the free buffet has Michelin tier food, why eat the dry scrambled eggs?

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What should I say?

>>42547001
Because there are only so many women Chad can pleasure at one time.

>>42547054
Chad can pleasure women through telepathy or just by looking at them. He has no limits.

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OC. Get on my level fuckers.

>>42547025
"Ooga booga."

>>42547025
"would bang/10" if you want to bang
"would not bang/10" if you do not want to bang

There a tinder-like option for traps out there?
Looking to wife one.
Don't say Grindr, that's for disgusting disease vectors that are uncute.

>>42546586
you sound like the first one i will slaughter on the day of the rope

>>42547025
"What time are you getting off work at the cotton fields?"

>>42547068
tru alpha

>>42545322
Dubs of truth

>>42547068
How can I be more like u

>>42546207
Dream girl.

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>>42545322
AYYYYY

Has tinder gotten shittier for anyone else? Recently got back into it after ~2 years and I'm not getting as many matches as I used to :3

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>>42545359

>>42547025
Would you like to share in my ear of corn?

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>>42545161

>>42547119
Listen up punk, you gotta be born with perfect genetics, bench at least 60 pounds and deadlift 130 to get these kinds of responses. It ain't for the weak of heart, gotta feel it deep in ya groin, let it boil up, feel the dissapointment before it hits and live life to at least 40 percent of fullest.

>>42547025
nickedy nack get in my sack

>>42547189
>>42547025
Niggedy nog slob on my nob

>>42546485
If you're interested in her as more than a friend, then go forwards with it.

If you're not interested in being more than friends, just let her know you never clicked that way.

>>42546187
you should be like
>ive taken a few up the ass before

lmao

>>42545444
fucking hell man, kek on the top

>>42546298
anyone who uses the word "cishet" unironically should be gassed

>>42545718
mongrel detected

>>42546965
KEKE

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>>42546298
>agender
>cis

Do women just smash words together now?

>>42546298
Would monster hunt with her

>>42547325
Wouldn't take you long to find one.

>>42545109
my dick in your throat

>>42545718
Nigger

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>>42545729
I had a 9 month relationship with a chick I met off tinder who didn't respond to my messages for two months. I messaged her probably three times - all jokingly and barely trying of course. You never know what can happen. That's why I don't delete tinder matches now

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>>42547399
Another one. I have a slight bulge in my dp lol

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>>42546956
What the fuck is it?

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>>42547410

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>>42543908
COME ON STEP IT UP

>>42546956
>106 kilometers away
Good.

>>42547410
How do you nonchalantly show the bulge? I too want women to know I carry the BBC

>>42547410
>>42547399
>>42547447

show us the "dick pic"

I never thought about to subtle show of my dickoutline or somehting like that
I assume that's what you did, didnt you?

meet fuckbuddy who buys me stuff on tinder. never touch it again, trying to get with a virgin i work with.

i dont have the energy for that app anymore, but holy shit i love these threads

>>42546133
Hahaha nice

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>>42546196
>>42545608
>>42545782

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>>42546207
>vigin
>on tinder

>>42547025
Ask if her parents were trying to name her Sandie but had a lisp

>>42545608
genuine lol/10

>>42546384
fine work m8

>>42547025
wana go halves on a bargain bucket?

>>42547613
This one always gets me.

>>42547613
I'm upset at the rise of antisemitism in the US, but that's a fantastic joke

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>>42547637
>upset at the rise of antisemitism in the US
It's the ovens for you my friend

>>42547461
lel

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>>42547653

>>42547613
classic

>>42545444
I actually lol'd. Nice trips btw

>>42545637
Fuck me or I'll kill myself.

>>42548185
"fuck me or i'll kill you" sounds better imo

>>42547447
Show the pic my man, I wanna get those comments too

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>>42545359
>killing your game

>>42546187

>not since prison

>>42546384

DAYYYM

>>42545386
....yeah. After a while you drive home smoking a cig wondering where you're life went.
Inb4: smoking. Never gonna make it

Fuck boys I had a dream I made out with someone who has herpes.