Who else here /wizard lifter/ >32 yr virgin reporting in This

>>42542385
why are you a wizard? why haven't you at least fucked one hooker by now? oh and what kind of spells can you cast?

>>42542417
I here women because they're literally all the same person

>>42542385
Post body
>>42542471
Nvm, it's Roger Elliot

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>>42542385
25 Wizard reporting in
Still haven't unlocked any magical powers, but for some reason life seems easy now days, everything is okay, not to good, not to bad.

I tend to think about gym wizards quite allot, many lads that go to gym seem to thrive on solitude, makes you wonder how many of them are actually wizards and not out outcast normies

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>>42542581
Im in the same boat, 25, wizard, life is sort of meh but its decent enough. I question my purpose in life daily.
>new gym so I tend to sperd out

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>>42542385
Are you a supreme gentleman?

>>42542709
>>42542581
you become a wizard at 25 guys

>>42542791
Wizard is 30

>>42542804
oops that's what I meant

>>42542811
Why is r9k the best board on 4chan

>>42542385
29 apprentice wizard here.
not fat, or even that ugly (well, not including "british smile" teeth).
just slightly autistic, hate majority of women and love my money too much to part from it for a hooker.

life is okay. making money and muscles seems to keep my content so yeah....

>>42542970
What do you spend your money on, anon?

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>>42542907
I cant browse r9k with straight mind. The people there are more jaded than anywhere on 4chan, even /fit/

Don't feel bad about being wizards

I was worried about being one so I fucked someone I didn't even like.

Not worth it.

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Level 26 reporting in.

Have hundreds of tinder matches, multiple real life girls that I am told are interested in me. I'm actually pretty sociable too.

Need to read up on some shit about getting grills I guess. Problem now is I moved and need to build up a new social circle.

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>>42542791