>deadlifts 600lbs
>squats 500lbs
>has shit vertical
>has shit sprint speed
Why even bother calling yourself functional?
wow that chick deadlifts 600 and squats 500?
>>42540375
She can squat 500 lbs on my dick
>>42540375
>deadlift 455x3
>squat 405x4
>16 minute 2 mile run 2x/wk
>fastest mile 6:20
No excuses.
>>42540383
lol
>>42540406
better to be well rounded.
HOW DO I GET THIS BODY?
>>42540375
wow she's strong. is that your girlfriend OP? you're a lucky guy.
>>42540375
Not a homo but does anyone else think huge asses like in the op are disgusting.
>>42540533
No.
I'm afraid not.
>>42540533
Are you sure? Have you even tried sucking dick?
>>42540533
lol nope. a girl too thick with arms like op pic who doesnt have a butt i might have to pass on but that booty meat is tasty m8
booty is best
Sauce?
>>42540375
disgusting fake ass
That ass looks like it could take a fine BBC
>>42540375
me on the left
>>42540375
>>deadlifts 600lbs
>>squats 500lbs
>>has shit vertical
>>has shit sprint speed
I have a hard time believing that someone with those numbers would have shitty vert and Sprint speed. If you do you probably need to work on your technique or start including plyos and mobility.
>>42540922
Unless maybe they're a fat fucking powershitter
>>42540922
I'd you don't work on explosiveness in your lift, and just egopull 500lbs like a chimp, you're not gonna get any faster.
>>42540694
>Rover as fuck
>>42540533
you are resisting the primal urges that have set apart successful civilizations and africa. congratulations.
>>42540375
Whom dis
>>42541225
this
>>42540375
Fake legs and ass, must be silly af asking a doc to inject literal fat in your body
>>42540375
that dog is wondering why its owner is such a whore.
>>42541225
Resisting and being flat out repulsed are not the same you retard
>>42540533
I actually agree, have had thicc and thin girls, and thick is way worse. It comes down to thicc girls somehow always having bad hygiene though.
>>42541343
Krissy Taylor. She's got an instagram: https://www.instagram.com/officialkrissytaylor/?hl=en
>>42540375
>squats 500lbs
>has shit sprint speed
Pick one, faggot.
Nobody who squats 500lbs has a shit sprint speed.
>>42541847
Thanks mate
Probably my ideal woman desu
>>42541929
>Nobody who squats 500lbs has a shit sprint speed.
>>42540375
>>has shit vertical
>>has shit sprint speed
These are mostly genetix.
>>42540463
cosmetic surgery