What's the most desperate thing you've ever done in

Roided

>>42535891
>turned down a date with a girl for Lats/Traps Night

HAhAHHAHA
Although desu if she wasnt at least a 6/10 I might have done the same thing. I hope you told her that you went to the gym instead though

>used expired milk

What the fuck nigger? Just use water

>>42535932
milk = more calories
dairy = stronk bones

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>>42535891

>Had to go party hard one night
>Knowing I would consume alot of alcohol and other shit I went a whole day withouth eating
>had a blackout before I had time to eat >woke up on ER seven hours later with a note in my pocket: " if u wanna know what happend before the police came. Call this number..."

I used to do deadlifts. They're for idiots and don't help you get gains at all though.

>not mouth fucking protein powder raw

Never gunna make it

>>42535969
>I pick up my phone and dial the number in
>I call
>Some black guy answers the call
>BOY YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>starts talking about how much money I owe him
>check my wallet
>there is $2525 shoved in there
>He tells me he wants to meet up at a Starbucks near his house
>Hang up
>Friend walks in
>Hey bro you good
>I tell him I can't remember anything
>Says he wished he could fill me in but he was not with me that night
>Gets this HUGE grin on his face
>Tells me he remembers me talking about "fucking Anne"
>Anne is my sisters friend
>why can't I remember this
>Call Anne
>She calls me a fucking pervert and a homo
>Hangs up
>I'm scared but I need answers
>Call black guy and agree to meet up
>He tells me to give him his money
>Apparently it was just 200 dollars
>Ask him how he slipped the note in
>he said he gave it to the guy that was "taking care of me"
>Go home
>Take shower
>Notice dried up blood around my asshole
>Caughtmeslipping.jpeg
>To this day all I know is that I tried to fuck Anne but instead go railed by some dude, who gave me lots of cash
>I was too wasted to do anything
>Have absolutely no memeory of the event
>I don't know who did it
>traumatized
>can never trust friend anymore
>$2325 dollar profit
>no pain no gain
>no regrets

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>>42536031
>>42536031
>>42536031
>>42536031


Are you for fucking real

>>42535891
>Postponed my first date for squat day
>Was NEET for 2-3 years of adulthood and lived with my parents so I could lift every day
>Regularly eat my cum for gains

>>42536061
Ya, I talked to Anne facd to face and asked her what happened. She told me I was being a dick and trying to hook up with her. Apparently her calling me a homo had nothing to do with what happened. No one knows this happpened except for me and whoever the fuck did it.

>>42536031
Anne was a dad hating coalburner trying to hook up with the negro and your drunk ass walked in trying to make it a threesome which weirded out Anne so she left but you and the black guy stayed and he like a nigger didn't care what he ended up fucking so he offered you the money for your booty hole and you took it, both the money and the monkey dick.