Juse asked my female friend if she'll be my gym buddy

>>42534164

>female friend

The mistake was made before the conversation started lad.

>>42534164
ask her how much she weighs so you know what weight class she'll be in

>>42534186
>not having female friends

are you a shut in?

>>42534164
be honest. youre just trying to get in her gymshark yoga pants arent you

>>42534199
>what are male friends

Women friendship is a joke

>>42534224

>>42534208
Honestly? No, not really. We've been close friends since high school and I have no interest in dating her I just like her as a friend

however, I would be lying if I said i didnt think she was hot. I often get to see her in skimpy bikinis since we live at the beach and I am a little turned on by it tbqh
So getting to see her in revealing workout pants and sports bra wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

>>42534199
Men with female friends before they are married are just desperate for attention from the opposite sex. I have never run into a situation where a single guy and a single girl are really "just friends." It's almost always that the guy has feelings for her, and women are fucking dense and don't see it, or do see it and think if they avoid it it will go away.

The worst thing you can be is a woman's friend. To her you are more like a pet, and chances are you worship her. I've seen too many of my faggy ass friends do this.

>>42534249
so much this

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>>42534245
op what the hell is wrong with you

>>42534245
TL;DR: No, but yes.

>>42534224
>what are male partners

Women are a joke

>>42534261

This.

>OP trying to fuck his way out of the friendzone: The thread
>Electric Boogaloo

Sage this shit

>>42534245
>no
>spends a paragraph explaining how much he wants to see her body
Stop lying to yourself, Op.

>tfw op is stuck in the friendzone forever

>>42534280
It's admirable.

>>42534302
>>42534281
>>42534269
>>42534261
I have no intention of escaping the friend zone in fact my friend was the one that introduced me to my current gf

>>42534249
> mfw when have a 4/10 female friend which wants the dick
> is my colleague so can't fuck and bail
> still using her for social gains

>>42534318
The first step to recovery is acceptance, anon.

>>42534318
Is it the reverse then? Because that's also totally possible if you're literally retarded and can't tell she likes you.

She did indicate that you called her fat in the text which is a common tactic for a woman who likes someone, but I don't see that you actually said that. She expects reinforcement.

Good job friend zoning a grill OP. At least you have a rebound the instant your GF finds a better cut of meat.

>>42534249
Wtf man I have a ton of female friends I don't wanna bang.

>>42534345
Sure you do friend.

>>42534245
how skimpy are we talking here op?

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>>42534361
mostly cheeky bottoms similar to pic however I did see her wear a full blown thong bikini during a spring break beach party once

>She's gotta really hot body
>I like her as a friend

But you don't wanna fuck her...? Is she your cousin?

>>42534331
I have wondered if she likes me due to some "sign" I've seen in the past

Like one time her car was being serviced so I picked her up from her dorm room to take her somewhere and she was in a hurry so she literally changed clothes right in front of me (just clothes, not underwear) and I was like "woah, you gonna close the door?" and she was just like dude, it's ok, you're my bro

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>>42534415
>having a platonic relationship with a girl with hot body that wears thong bikinis and disrobes in front of male friends

fuck you op, I'd kill to be in your position

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>>42534415
>dude
>bro

Nvm OP you are being friendzoned as fuck. Just bee yourself next time.

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>>42534415

op why didn't u just say "cum gym with me"
always err on the side of boldness

>>42534345
I have a couple (two)female friends that I do not want to bang ever, but I do consider them decent people and better women than most

Im pretty open about fucking women around them and how racist and pol I am and they're cool with it

>>42534415

>It's over

God...fucking damnit, OP.

>>42534415
oh god you aren't even a man in her eyes

>>42534345
fag

>>42534415
consider yourself lucky op, not many guys get to see their female friends without clothes on

how sexy was the underwear she had on

>>42534492
she had on a push up bra and lacy thong panties I specifically remember

>>42534501
pls be real

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>>42534501

>>42534515
Well it's not like she made an effort to undress in front of me, I was just in the first room and she was in the bedroom with the door open and I just happened to walk by and see her

>>42534533
This can't be real at this point.

THIS. CAN'T. BE. REAL.

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>>42534501
>>42534415
>>42534318
>>42534245

>>42534540
considering how loose some females are today, op's story seems totally plausible

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the actual amount of autism in this thread

>>42534555
>>42534533

My god, /fit/ is so full of autism. Guys, this isn't one of your animes. Girls don't undress with the door open because they are so innocent and pure they don't think the man will peak, and your nose won't bleed if you see a woman in a compromising position.

She was signaling you faggots. She left the door open given the possibility that he could walk by and see her in her lacy thong and push up bra. No wonder no one on this board gets laid, you get all the signals and ignore them or misinterpret them.

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>>42534501

Yeah, I bet you fucking remember

>>42534345
Only because they're your fat female friends

>>42534345
Then that means that they wanna bang you.

>>42534602
All this said OP, don't cheat on your GF.

You may grow fond of the idea if it ever occurs to you that these things are true, but you'll always regret it. You seem totally oblivious so I could see you accidentally tripping and landing right in your "friends" pussy.

>>42534164
If you can't joking call your female friend a "fat cow" or smt similar into her face, she ain't your friend.
Ball busting is unisex

>>42534249
Projecting your thirst much
I have many female friends (but more male ones) and i fucked/made out with 4 girls this years just because they were a great wingman or set me up with a friend..

If you're into organizing house parties havinga wide range of friends helps immensely in creating parties that aren't sausage fests

>>42534415
You're her gay friend

lol

I don't think she even sees you as a man anymore

>>42534345
It's not really an achievement, I mean, we like cocks, of course we don't want to fuck our female friends, seeing as they lack cocks. If we were straight, then yeah, sure, nice, but we're just fags.

autism: the post

put me in the screencap, because I'm itt instead of studying for my exam in a few hours

>>42534678
I cheated on my GFs in the past and never regret it, best decisions i made
After things go sour, you're happy you weren't loyal
And if she was that GREAT, you wouldn't really have the need to cheat anyways.

>>42534501
>I specifically remember
>but I don't have any feelings for her or her hot body
You're just making yourself look worse with every post, man.

Op pull yurned dick out in front of her and see what happens

I have a few female friends and they're all goblins I wouldn't fuck even in the drunkest state but that are still kind and outgoing.

Attractive female friends are a mistake.

>>42534322
this desu

>>42534249
>>42534322
can confirm it works both ways

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>>42534318
you can be friends and still fuck you dumbass nigga
pic related; my female friend molests me sometimes

>>42534860
Gonna need a story to this one bro

>>42534249
this only applies if youre a virgin because those people are desperate and cant think of anything else besides fucking

>>42534728
what's you exam on, breh?

>>42534164
>>42534245
>>42534415
>>42534501
O M E G A

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>>42534249
>tfw i dont have a job, am back in school, and feel too much like a loser to date all my female "friends"
they all give off signals and i just act like im oblivious.... eventually they just lose interest

>>42534882
>friend works near where I live
>asks me if she can nap at my place one day because she has to work a double shift
>say sure
>she is laying on bed while I play vidya
>feel her feet on my back
>turn around and see her in thong
>"aren't you supposed to be napping? go to sleep"
>"No come play with me"
>"I'm already playing something"
>she leans up and shoves hand down my pants
>then we fuck

>>42534734

This. All day every day

>>42534933
That sounds pretty hot anon. Good for you.

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>>42534734
sounds almost like a self fulfilling prophecy

>>42534734
>>42534945
I try not to moral fag too often, but cheating makes you a dogshit human being.

I don't think that's a good thing and it says a lot about your character. If your gf is shit, leave her. Cheating can cut real deep.

>>42534933
Post pic of your rape friend

>>42534860
>name blocked out
>letter is M
Are you getting raped by your mum, anon?

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>>42534249
>not having the girls thirst for you instead
Get on my level.

>>42535053
STICC

>>42534249
I have several female friends (I'm in college) and I don't have feelings for any of them. Sure some of them are attractive and we've hooked up while drunk, but that doesn't change the fact we're friends.

Maybe try having a female friend first before you judge what it's like? Cause you've clearly never had one

>>42534994
girls cheat more and they always have back-up plans which is even worse in my opinion

>>42534249
projecting desu.

If you're a man and are incapable of being friends with females, either you run in a shitty circle of people, or you've got some kind of social adjustment issue. Like, do you find yourself falling for every female you become friends with, or are you afraid you will? Because normal people don't have that.

You should be able to be just as friendly with a woman you're confident you won't sleep with as you are with a man. If you're incapable of imagining a woman as beneath you, or understanding her as incompatible with you, you've got some major self-esteem crap to deal with.

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>>42535053
Good. Good for you anon, I'm proud of you.

>>42535072
>girls cheat more therefore my cheating is justified
Pathetic.

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Not op but a girl getting changed in front of him is totally believable.
I was 16 on highschool going on an accounting excursion, we had to get changed into the school suits, not just regular uniform.
For some reason we were getting changed in a closet in the library rather than the locker room. The only girl taking accounting didn't want to wait so she got changed at the same time in the same room as the guys
>she wasn't wearing a bra
>16 years old
>small C cup
Best day of that entire year tbqh

>>42535072
doesn't mean either are ok

>>42535092
t-thanks anon

>>42535096
>>42535115
im aware that two wrong don't make a right but at the same time its cheating gfs and backup plants are pretty universal so you acting better than most people wont chance a thing overall

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>>42535152
get the dick out of your mouth and speak properly

I don't know what you are seeking OP but you are dealing with a board where 75% of the members these days are from the socially autistic boards of r9k and pol.

they literally cannot understand relationship dynamics extends beyond "friendzone" "cuck" "chad" "alpha" "beta" and other such retarded binaries. there's a reason why 4chan generally has a few popular memes like tfwnogf and so-on because it draws in people with certain personalities.

that is all i will say, you will not get very realistic advice here for whatever you are seeking.

>>42535181
This

>>42535160
i havent slept for 40 hours fuck off. you get the point, you can sacrifice yourself but you cant change the circumstances

>>42535053
I think I know her. Do you live in Perth?

"""""friends"""""
I think our generation has lost the concept of actual friendship.
People call others friends because they text them twice a day via their phone or because they have sex with them.

>>42535181
Tidder toddler spacing fuck off Lol

>>42535191
>you
>anything but a complete buttfaggot
lol okay bud

>>42535194
Nope

>>42535200
this

I have one friend I know I can trust even if I only see him every few months. The rest is mates I can't be honest with no matter how long I have been hanging with them

I was always a fan of filthy frank, but I wasn't the full on hardcore edge lord fan that thinks the words faggot and nigger were cool. I was a fan of how random and funny and explosive it was, and the satirical message behind the character of Filthy Frank. I'll be pretty sad to see a clever yet random character go, but the videos that were made will always be hilarious to me and will be a memory to all.

>>42535224
wat

>>42535232
chicken bat

>having female friends
How do you do it? All women I've met are boring af with no hobbies or anything of interest. I see no reason to have a female friend if you don't want to bang that.
Males are just better friends

>>42535321
>All women I've met are boring af with no hobbies or anything of interest
that's pretty much everyone desu

>>42534249
i've had female friends but they are usually a lot more masculine than the common woman

if shes super girly im not going to really want to hang out with her to fuck her

now that i have a gf i dont really have friends who are super girly because there is no reason

>>42535053
is that sarah omar im pretty sure thats my ex man yo shes a good girl dont touch her funny

>>42535326
any idea why your mother eats so much of your feces?

>>42535326
Gyms are packed with men, sport schools are packed with men, Every place where you can practice and develop hobbies is packed with men. Women have no interests or any qualities.
If you see a woman at the gym, it's safe to assume she's only there to get new instagram pictures for her orbiters.

>>42534186
Very accurate!
>>42534199
NO! you should not have female friends, unless they are fat ugly and you will never want to fuck them. But if they are fat and ugly... you dont Need such friends.
What im trying to say.
You will always try to fuck the good looking female, if you not fuck them, you dont Need them in your life.
This may have sounded a bit hard for you beta. But this is why you have no value in the eyes of qt us a man.
A Alpha man dont want female friends, he fuck them and if they dont want Adios!

>>42534923
>>42534245
Yes... what a shame, he is indeed a fucking Omega.
No more Need for advice

>>42535053
>>42535092
>>42535123
this little bit of wholesomeness in the toxic wasteland that is /fit/ made me feel good inside

>>42534886

doubt you're still online but it was thermodynamics 3

>>42536914
thermodynamics eh? Well maybe you can help me calculate how many calories I would burn having 3 hours of passionate sex with your mum. Don't wanna ruin muh bulk breh.

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>>42534224

>>42535194
autism

>>42534544
>5mins to pull a trigger
i can do it in 5 secs

>>42534199
Female acquaintances - sure.

Female friends - fuck no. You either want to fuck them or they want to fuck you. No exceptions. Or you are an autist who thinks of everyone they talk to for five minutes as friends.

>>42534249
The same thing apply for men with male friends.

this is a good thread.

>>42534249
Having legot female friends is a great way to get laid. They introduce you to their other female friends.

You are an autistic sociopath if you can't find one female in the world to bond with.

>>42537904
>you are an autist who thinks of everyone they talk to for five minutes as friends

Coming from the guy who literally just said, "Men and women can only want to fuck each other, they do not interact at length for other reasons!!!!11!!11!2!" it's kind of hard to take your assumption of someone else's neurological disorder seriously.

>>42537944
*legit

If you are healthy and under say 40 years old, 2 straight people of opposite sex cannot simply "be friends" without at least one party having an attraction to the other.

>>42535053

is that picture from 2005? Who dresses like that anymore?

>>42538005
ur gay son does

>>42536926
heh

Most females are stupid and annoying as fuck. However I have 2 female friends that I get along with well. Its nice to talk to them and sometimes we go work out. Also they actually have a personality and can be pretty funny unlike most girls. I wouldn't fuck them cause 1 is chubby (and a niggerlover..) and the other one is really ugly.
I wouldn't say I'm closer with them than I am with my male friends though, of which I have around 4 close friends.

>>42537854
I don't know what you're trying to imply with that picture because fedora tippers would be the first in line for "female friendship"

>>42535368
>names hobbies that require physical strength
>wonders why there are so few women there
really fongles my dongles

>>42534860
>you can be friends and still fuck you dumbass nigga
also dont forget to say no homo
no homo

>>42534164
FUCK OFF I AM NOT

>>42534249
This. I fucking hate dudes that do this. G

>>42537924
Fuck off you twit

>>42534164
Shes damaged goods. Either fuck her or stop talking to her.