>see hot guy at the gym >he looks at me >break eye contact

are you qt girl? theres literally no way you can screw this up

unless he's taken

>>42533821
just ask him for a spot

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>>42533821
If you're a guy? Consider suicide.


If you're a girl? Post a body shot and we can tell you what you're worth basically.

if youre a guy dont even fucking try

if youre not a fat girl and you squat ATG then go compliment his muscles and ask to feel them or some shit idk

>>42533821
Where are you? I literally got back from the gym seconds ago and this had happened to me

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>If you're a guy

Do you really have to ask /fit/?

>>42533830
I have a feminine Penis. That counts, right?

>>42533846
Not London. Northeast US.

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>mfw imaging homos lusting over me at gym like OP

>>42533833
I'm probably going to do this at some point and then never talk to him again.

>>42533865
he's going to teabag you when you're benching

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>>42533821
Get his attention by jumping in front of the next bus

>>42533887
Don't make me think that! Then I'll actually get hard while he's spotting me, which would be even worse than talking to him...

>>42533903
but if he teabaged you, he might like that you got hard.
congrats anon, you're well on your way to brojobs with your gymbro!

>>42533865
After he gives you spot, ask him about your form. Seem natural. After that tell him some random shit about your form/ask him for any tips. Let it be natural. After you are done talking ask him for his name and give him yours. This is really important because it is going to make the converstation significant to him and you. That's how I met my friends that ive known for 1+year.

>>42533821
Wait for him to get into his workout so he's all sweaty.

Ask him to spot you on flat bench press.

Pretend to struggle, holding the weight tight and maybe pulling on it a little bit so he really has to lean in to help get it off of you.

The more he leans in, the more your head will be positioned between his legs.

Then, take a big whiff.

>Smell his balls.

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>>42533946
breth into th bolls

>>42533903
so you're a dude. duno how gays usually do this shit but chances are he's not gay and would respond negatively if you went and just started laying on the graft. why not just approach him in a friendly context like ask to work in the rack with him, he'll think nothing of it and you won't have to deal with getting rejected, then you can gauge if he's gay, idk.

on an unrelated note, just got captchas rejected despise picking all the correct signs, then the one that gets past is the one where i pick a car and a tree instead of the signs. fuck off.

>>42533934
Stop giving a faggot advice how to approach a non suspecting straight chad.

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>mfw if I take any specific advice here and he's straight and posts here then he will recognize it as me and get creeped out

Oh no I need to delete my account

don't bother people at the gym you faggot

>>42533956
Just imagine his moist walnuts resting into your eye sockets while his dick rests on your nose...

>>42533970
Tfw I got multiple stares from a guy in the gym today.

as for spot on hipthrusts

>>42533934
>After you are done talking ask him for his name and give him yours.

That seems way too far for me. Why would he want to know the name of a DYEL? I think it would come across as flirting. He's way out of my lifting range so there's not much benefit he would get out of working with me.

>>42533946
If only things were this simple.

>>42533993
Oh no, where are you from?

>>42534012
>fag
>insecure
choose one or neck yourself.

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>>42533993
>his happens a lot for me
>read this thread
>mfw those dudes weren't miring they were wanting cock

>>42534030
Are you suggesting I should be overt in flirting with him? I don't want to be known as that creepy fag in the gym.

>>42534041
too late

>>42534035
just close your eyes and take a blowjob, stop being such a fag

>>42534012
you're overthinking this. Stop putting the cock on a pedestal man, asking for a dudes name isn't a big deal.

>>42534012
Oh. Too bad you are a DYEL. People at the gym tend to relate more to the people that are physically similar them. Welp.

>>42534012
My first day at the gym I chatted with a guy as we took turns in the squat rack. At the end, I shook his hand and we exchanged names. Still talk to him on the exercise bike and shit and just chat. Neither of us are gay.

>>42534041
then stop or make your move.
i can't stand fags but the insecure uguuuuuu ones are the worst.
at least try to be fun, he can be your friend right?
test the waters faggit.

>>42534028
NY,Queens.

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>>42534057
>Neither of us are gay.

>>42534057
The approach of giving eachother names is universal. It can be used for different purposes. Either way - it's great when it comes to socializing with others.

>>42533957
>on an unrelated note, just got captchas rejected despise picking all the correct signs, then the one that gets past is the one where i pick a car and a tree instead of the signs. fuck off.

>Not just paying
>Being this poor

>>42534057
Our gym is a bit too big for this to seem natural. There are people who know each other, but I've never really seen anyone make friends at the gym. People work in on sets and then don't speak. Most people have headphones in. It might be a little weird to just try to make friends, especially with a guy that's a lot more experienced than me.

>>42534055
So I just need to become stronger before he'll notice me?

>>42534068
That was close.

>>42534086
>falling for the hirojew

>>42534090
>That was close.
Nice. Won't have to suck cock.

>>42534092
>falling for the hirojew

desu I did kinda fall for it, Hirojew kept saying 4chins was gonna die so I paid just so that if it did die I could have it off my conscience that I did what I could, and now I've gotten too used to not typing captchas so I have to keep paying for it.

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>>42533851
GET OFF MY BOARD FAGGOT

>>42534104
You wouldn't be the one doing that. :^)

>You'll never have a qt gym bro that desperately wants to ride your dick

why live

>>42534105
Hiro was the one that put 4chan in the financial hospital, fuck that retard

>>42533821
>>THESE QUESTION ARE IMPORTANT<<

Do you sound like a faggot when you talk? Like you talk all girly, maybe with the gay lisp.

Are you super skinny and all feminine with your actions and how you stand and walk?

Do you dress in super faggot gym clothes?

These things are important because if you talk to him in front of others he might be an asshole just to assure his masculinity in front of everyone else.

If a super faggot twink approached me in front of the cardio bunnies and dyel's that worship my body in silence as I lift, I would tell him to fuck off for sure. If a super faggot twink approached me in private there is a good chance that I'd give his bony ass a harsh dicking.

>>42534137
How do you know that you don't already have one?

>>42534171
Most people don't know I'm gay until I tell them, so I'd say no to all those questions. The only feminine thing about me is my eyes are a bit bigger for a guy, but otherwise I'd say I'm pretty regular. No lisp or any of that, and just a shirt and shorts for an outfit.

He might assume I was straight if I spoke to him as long as I didn't do anything too weird like ask for his number.

>>42534191
Also I've been called a twink in appearance by friends before, but I'm trying to upgrade to a bit more muscular so I can get guys that are more built.

You only have 5 seconds to approach or it's over.

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>>42534202
>or it's over.

What did he mean by this?

>>42534213
>the 5 second rule
>if you don't act within 5 seconds of a thought, you won't do it

>>42534202
that only applies to women you'll never see again and if you are average looks

get off my board fag

Retro fitness?

>>42534353
>implying /fit/ isn't 50% fags

>>42533821
>headphones in
>looks upset

he clearly doesn't want to talk to you.

Chances are he's not a faggot like you so don't bother.

>>42533821
you should have winked before breaking contact

>>42534353
>Your board
>Doesn't like fags
Got some bad news for you buddy.
You may want to take a seat for this, but take the dick it of your ass first

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DRIVE OUT THE SODOMITES AND DEGENERATES OF /FIT/

>>42534801
Do you really want to challenge me on that dominance hierarchy? I'll warn you that my room is spotless and my father is nowhere near the underworld. Roughly speaking, I will not allow this type of post-neo-liberal-marxist dragon of chaos to infest this board. And that's that!

So think again bucko before posting again, or I WILL sort you oat.

>>42534801
>using /pol/ terms and memes.
>making it

choose one

>>42533851
Prove it

>>42533901
What happened to her?

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>>42533851
kinda

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post pics so we can see if you have a chance

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>>42536037
lol source?