>Hey anon >Thank you for your interest for the assistant

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>Hey anon
>Thank you for your interest for the assistant manager position at Anon /fit/ness
>We'd like to get to know you a little better so below is a link to our pre-interview survey

>Applicant Name:
Wernher Von Braun
>Club location:
Delray Beach, FL
>Desired Salary:
35k
>What interests you about this position?
I want to work somewhere so that the people I abuse can't get away from me
>Describe your ideal position as you see it:
Talk about rocket science while training clients and leaving with two girls at the end of the night
>Tell us about your previous experience and how it relates to our position:
I used to move furniture so moving balanced weights is probably easier than the rocket science
>What are your Top 3 Deciding Factors in accepting a position?
Being apart of ground-breaking research, will this affect my sex drive?, push vegan diets on clients
>Are you eligible to work in this country?
The CIA says so
>What questions do you have for us regarding this opportunity?
do i get a discount on supplements?

>Thank you so much