>tfw sharted and left a poop smear on the bench >several

>>42533176
are you sexually attracted to floor tiles?

>>42533176
I hope this isn't true. Still kek'd.

nice post. also hope this isnt true.

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>>42533176
Funny
One time I squatted in a packed gym, 150+, at the bottom depth of my squat my sweatpants tore and of course it was the one day I don't wear boxers.
I look in mirror, QT's eyes behind me met my brown eye, never 360'd and walked away before like that in my life.

u in canada?

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>>42533176
this made me snort into laughter. just go back to the gym, apologize, say you had food poisoning and point out the fact you tried your best to clean it up.

i also highly suggest now training at the opposite end of the day because people are definitely going to remember your face for a long time.

>>42533576
did this happen at your gym? story time.

>>42533605
not him, but he's asking because canada has 67 cent hamburgers at mcdonald's today as a promotion

it was a pointless question, of course OP is canadian

I kek'd but what did you expect OP? You post this here and I'm going to laugh

Was it at least a heavy set?

>>42533688

185 and I was on the 7th rep, almost broke my neck when it happened

>>42533576

yes