>step on scales >85.5kg >step off, go pee >step

are you bear grylls by any chance?

>>42532025
fucking peelet, when will you learn

How do I stop being an scale addicted autistic nerd?
I weight myself like 7-8 times a day

>>42532030
No, the pee went straight into the toilet then i flushed
>>42532059
I peed for like 15secs, it was definitely more than 100g of pee
>>42532088
Get a full time job, then you won't have time to weigh yourself so much

>>42532025
did you drink water?

>>42532143
A while before I weighed myself, yes
Then I weighed myself
Then I peed
Then i weighed myself again

Your body put on some muscle/fat inbetween the times you weighed yourself

>>42532088
Weigh yourself once a day and go get a life. Is it really so hard

>>42532025
Same thing happens with me, when I shit aswell

>weigh myself after morning poop
>72.1kg
>woah surprised I gained .2kg
>2 minutes later realize I need to poop again
>down to 71.8 afterwards
why is it so difficult to shit out everything at once in the morning ffs

Your pee doesn't weigh enough to change the scale almost all the time.

>>42532170
What, in the space of a minute mass just came out of nowhere?

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203KB, 802x854px

>191.0lbs
>take a massive shit and piss
>191.6lbs

>>42532025
Testing now.
Pre-piss: 200.6 lb.
Post piss:200.4 lb.

>>42532358
kek

Ok guys when u jump on the scales take 3 -4 measurements cause depending on foot placement and not being exactly centred you will find your bathroom scales will vary each time

>I was cutting once got very constipated (like no poo for 8 days)
>takes a fist full of laxatives and half a bottle of whiskey (to numb the pain)
>has a nap
>wakes up 5 hours later runs to bathroom jumps on scales 99.8kg
>jumps on shitter and unleash black swamp mud
10 mins later
> get of shitter and onto scales
>98.2 (-1.6kg)
My ass hurt and the smell was worse

>>42532375
>>42532358
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>>42532025

Piss off

>>42532223
You breathed air in you mong
Are you that dumb

>>42532025
i, too, own a shitty scale

The legends are true, the messiah of piss is finally here! Oh great urine materializer, I hereby pledge my piss bottles to your service

>>42532025
i lose 1,5kg every workout, i sweat so fucking much it is annoying

>>42532358
>CIA glow in the dark niggers
Fucking kek. Love that guy.

>>42532025
next time do this
>weigh
>piss in bottle
>weigh pissbottle
>now weigh yourself with and without pissbottle

>>42532025
>Step on scales
>171.6lbs
>take off shirt and shorts
>170.4lbs
>Take off underwear
>169.8
>Take picture of weight with phone
>Get ready to send to gym bro
>What's that blur in the bottom was my finger in the way
>Wait that's my penis
>Send anyways

>193.8 lbs
>bummed because I haven't weighed self in a few days and should be lower
>realize i have to take a giant shit and piss
>take a giant shit and piss
>weigh self again
>191.7 lbs

is there a better feeling in the world>