I have a trial for a gym that lasts 2 weeks and need a routine

You're not going to get any noticeable gains in two weeks

>>42529967
Your plan is fucking retarded

>>42529967
>thinking you cant make a change in two weeks
KEK

Also, I'd advise you to fast for 2 weeks and subsequently die.

>>42529967
>2 weeks
You won't even make anything noticeable in 2 months. Try 6 months to see any form of difference, including weight loss, and well over a year for noticeable muscle gains.

Skip the gym and go on a water fast.
Or you know, suck it up and lose the weight like a sane person?

>>42530007
This.

The only way you could make any sort of minor noticeable change is if you started water fasting right the fuck now.

Or you could not be a faggot and just start going to the gym, and you'll look great next year.

>>42529967
>thinking only 2 weeks will get you anywhere.
Even if you roid 2 weeks isn't long enough to accomplish anything.
Gyms are cheap. I'm sure you can find one for 20 bucks a month.

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Let me re-word it then.
I want a routine that is more for aesthetics than strength.
I'll have 2 weeks constantly at the gym to get a start after I will continue at a different less expensive gym.