Hey /fit/ my gym just got a new bulk tank. I'm kinda nervous,

>tfw you accidentally set the bulk tank to 300 cycles instead of 30 cycles

>>42528699
What kind of bulk tank is this?
Is that the one where you turn on the tap, put your mouth over it and suck up as much liquid mass gainer as you can?
My gym has mutant mass, it's great.

>>42528966
No, it's the type where you lock yourself inside for bulk isolation

>>42528966

>dyel, the post.

>>42528829
>tfw stumbling out into an unknown future, all your friends and family long gone, the only thing left to you your insane amount of mass

>>42529004
34kg
52kg
92kg
100kg
yeah my lifts are shit :(

>>42528699
>I've never used one of these before. What can I expect?
milk.

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>>42528966
>Pretending to know what a bulk tank is

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>>42528966
>pretending to know what a bulk tank is
normie confined xdddd

>>42528699
Fuck dude that's a big bulk tank. Be careful you don't hurt yourself.

What the hell is a bulk tank. Does it shoot bulk out of a cannon or what

>>42528699
>horrifying sperm bank/bulk tank mixup scandal at OP's house

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>>42528966

>>42531301
You go inside the tank to bulk. It's pretty simple.

>>42528699
>Not getting a superior sensory depravation bulk tank where the only sensation you are aware of is gains

>>42531338
Nice reference

>Gym put a miniature bulk tank in the manlet pit
Who thought this was a good idea?

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>>42528966

Obviously your gym doesn't have a bulk tank.

>>42528699
>All that bulk fluid spilling out on the floor
Tell your gym staff to get their shit together. That's wasted gains.

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>>42528699

Here is a picture of a bulk tank with the main components named

>>42531553

Don't use the agitator if manlets are nearby. The manhole is not operable by anyone under 6'

>>42528699

You can expect to bulk, you dunce.

>>42528966
do you even yok w what a fucko g bulk tank is you fucking norma

>tfw you get stuck in the bulk tank because you bulked too hard

just bought one of these for my company

>wasting floor space on a horizontal tank
niqqa get a jacketed vertical

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>>42528699
lmao what kind of poverty tier bulk tank is that
>Steel construction
>Multi-person, actually sharing a bulk tank
>Not going to a gym with individual bulk tanks made of glass so everyone can see how fucking swole you're getting

What happens if I bulk too much and can't fit out the hatch?

>>42533105
You keep bulking, either until you can break out of the tank or you die.

Did they have to upgrade the electrical system in order to bring it online?
If so, can you get powered squat racks now?

>>42533738
No, but they do have powdered squat racks now

>>42534026

powdered squat racks?

what is that like the toilet stall in a dunkin donuts?

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>>42528966

>>42528966
Dammit Rich, aren't you supposed to be in a coma?

>>42528966

Include me in the screencap

>>42528966
thats a bulk faucet, go to a REAL gym and try their bulk tank.

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>>42533080
>having a bulk tank less than 20 ft in diameter
Guess why I know you never permabulked.

>>42534109
>He doesn't drink his squats

>>42534445
>Tank fit for an entire Russian family
I bet your gym stuffs multiple people in there at a time. I bet you all jerk each other off in the tank. I'll stick to my one person sensory depravation bulk tank thank you very much.

>>42534462
>not being enRICHed by your gym bro's semen floating in the tank
>Zinc and protein absorb through skin, no need to say "no homo"
Only problem is when that one dude drinks water in between tank flushes, the fucker.

>>42534448
>he doesn't add Nesquick squat powder to his tank
Tastes like chocolate for like 1 net carb and at least 2 kg of muscle.

>>42534462
>I bet your gym stuffs multiple people in there at a time
I heard about a gym that did this once. The guys overbulked and got stuck inside. They were all so huge none of them could get out.

>>42534518
I thought one of the dudes absorbed the manlets in there (happens all the time) and Klokov was formed.
Maybe we're thinking of two different things.

Has anyone tried to sneak in their own ingredients to their gym's bulk tank?
It's too expensive buying your own and I was thinking about seeing if I could throw in some DMAA in there for a quick preworkout soak.
Any ideas how I can get past the receptionist?

>>42534568
>Has anyone tried to sneak in their own ingredients to their gym's bulk tank?
>His gym doesn't let him brew his own bulk fluid

>>42531553

>that absolutely minuscule drain pipe

Outlet confirmed

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>be engineering student
>decide build my own bulking tank
>I mean yeah, I won' be able to make one of those new expensive hi-tech ones full of automatics
>but an old-style one with manual controls is mote than do-able
>build one out of an old propane tank and a bunch of scrap metal
>get in, start bulking
>feels good
>oh shit
>realise I've built the hatch only fit for a dyel
>I now have to cut in a bulking tank
Feels bad, man

>>42535351
Was a blessing in disguise anon, should of just bulked until you shattered the tank.
You want to get big don't you?

>>42528966

>OP starts shit forced meme thread
>this guy pretends to be in on it
>everyone turns on him and laughs

Life is cruel

>tfw bulk tank is haunted by the ghosts of dyels who dies trying to get swole

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>His gym doesn't have superior bulk fermenters

>>42528699
The bulk tank at my gym is made out of finger boxes

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This guy won't get out of the tank. He just keeps smiling at me. I think he's naked. Is that against the gym rules?

>>42535542
Damn nigga that sounds ghetto as fuck. I bet you get lmao0gains

>>42535565
It's all cool bro he just wants to bulk a little with you.

>>42528699
Those legs are thing and low celling, skip this one they have to upgrade soon.