>mom gets me protein powder for my birthday >it's

>>42505318
What's wrong with Body Fortress? It's the only one I can afford.

>>42505318
Man, I can't imagine how sad and pathetic you must be for your own mother to get you protein powder for your birthday. If a friend got it for you or something I can see that, but your own mother? Does she know anything else about you other than that you use protein powder? Is there any other substance to your life?

>>42505318

You are so ungrateful.

Kill yourself child

ungrateful fuck
you're lucky your mom doesn't talk shit about your supplements everytime you see her
its always the same
>"holy shit anon you're even bigger now, when you're going to stop? those supplements are killing you!"

>>42505513
no

>>42505318
>mom doesnt let me buy my own protein powder because it gives me acne

>son, this will help your, what you called it the other day, gains??
>i hope you like it

>>42505513
>his mum still buys his clothes

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HAHAHA
Rad coloring and cool slogans will make you get YUGE gains haha
Real talk. Enjoy that your mom cares enough to buy you a gift according to your hobbies.

dad doesn't want me to take protein powder because he's persuaded manufacturers put steroids/stimulants in them to fidelize their clients.

And since there has been a few documented cases i can't fucking argue with him.

>>42505778
>naturally and artificially flavored
do they mean this as good thing or what?

>>42505513
I got protein bars, cigars, guitar stuff and a framed family montage thing for my 18th
I still get protein and workout stuff along with every present I get from my family
If the only thing your mother shows her love towards you is getting you nice gifts then you're the loser here

>>42505905
>protein bars, cigars, guitar stuff and a framed family montage
fucking cringe, they forgot some nice classy fedora

>>42505981
Jokes on you I got that for my 16th

>>42505981
don't be too subtle mate, he might not be able to tell you're trolling.

>has a mother
>she buys gifts for him
Wtf, you have no fucking idea how lucky you are, OP.
I hope life teaches you a hatsh lesson one day...
srsly...

Better than socks.