>Be me
>Swiming a few laps
>club near my home, has a public pool
>always a bunch of kids there by the time, but they usually dont bother me
>sometimes they get in my way but whatever
>Resting in the wall
>Some little grill
>Was gonna use the wall for impulse
>misses the wall
>Used my nuts for impulse
>bend over in pain
>Make the piano man's last rep face
>ohgodwhathaveIdonetodeservethis.jpeg
>She apologizes, we laugh it off and she goes on her way
Oh well no father's day for me anymore. On the upside I now can swim 25 meters in butterfly faster than I have ever done before.
So how was your day /fit/?
Went out and ran 5 kilometers at 8:15. Basically an elite athlete.
I ordered a Garmin swim today, to track my progress, shit i never learn butterfly.
>>42499189
Its fuck you up hard, but its fun to do
>>42499241
it*
>>42499143
>5k
>8:15
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Unless you mean your mile pace was 8:15
>>42499143
>5k world record
>12:37
>random /fit/ anon
>8:15
checks out
>>42499479
>>42499504
Sorry guys, meant 8:15/mi. First 5 kilometers Ive ran in a few months, so I was having a laff.