>walk into the gym >GIORGI ARMANI I'M DRIPPIN IN,

>walk into the gym
>DONT YOU WORRY CHILD SEE HEAVENS GOT A PLAN FOR YOU
>put on headphones
>wait for bluetooth to connect
>IT AINT ME starts playing
feels good man

>walk into the gym
>AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYYYYYYYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU-UUUUUUU-UUUUUUU-UH OOOH- ND'IIIIIII-NOOO-OOOOOH- LOVE YOUUUU...

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>walk into the gym
>SO BABY PULL ME CLOSER IN THE BACKSEAT OF YOUR ROVER

IM A MOTHERFUCKING STAIRBOY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK
FUCK THAT SONG

OPPA GAGA STILL

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They tried playing black peoples music in the office bathroom so I disconnected the speakers. I did it several days in a row until they moved them to a different bathroom. Nobody knows it was me. The building administrator has shit music taste and she is fat and has colored hair.

>walk into the gym
>EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

>walk into gym
>DES. PA. CI-
>walk out

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>>42489528
"FOR YOU"

DES-PA-CITO

>>42489528
FOR YOU

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>>42489335
Walk into the gym

>I need you, I need you, I need you right now
>Yeah, I need you right now
>So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down
>I think I'm losing my mind now
>It's in my head, darling I hope
>That you'll be here, when I need you the most
>So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down

Kind of catchy to be honest.

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>walk into the gym
>Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It's easy to see without lookin' too far
That not much
Is really sacred

>>42489614
I fucking hate The Chainsmokers, I don't know what it is, but there's something that makes me want to cut my dick rather than listen to any of their songs

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>walk into the gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>home gym master race

>>42489664
I'm their least likely fan, my friends would be shocked and disgusted but I kind of like the degenerate music that plays at my gym to be honest with you family. Can't explain it.

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>>42489683
audibly kek'd

>>42489335
>walk into gym
>I DONT REALLY CARE IF YOU CRYYYYYYYY
>I REALLY SHOULDNT EVER LIEEEEEEEE
>SHOULDVE SAW THE WAY SHE LOOKED ME IN MY EYEESSSSSS

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>walk into the gym
>good music because I have headphones

seriously, the only purpose music has in a gym is to not make the environment sound like the gay porno shoot of Whorey Potter and the Scorcerer's Balls with all the grunting, huffing and puffing.

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Walk into the gym
>Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
>You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

Feels really good man.

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Chronic illness/injury general

I started this thread to complain that I have POTS, Ehler's Danlos, L4 herniation (13 months), and either RA or Lupus. I haven't been able to lift more than 10 pounds since I crunched my back setting down 2plate.

>>42490218
im ok with this, DDIOT anyway

>>42489528
"FOR YOU"

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>walk into gym
>PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA PHOWA
>gym blows up
>nonresistant ethnics fleeing
>groveling people burned
>we, the scared crying citizens, die

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>>42489535
oh i laffd for a solid minute

>>42489335
>walk into the gym
>BY THE RIVERS OF BAAABILON

it's better than rap, so i'll take it.

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>walk into gym
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>42489829
does anyone elses gym have signs that disallow grunting/exhaling or other "aggressive actions"

i'm on my second warning, i know it's this one old lady reporting me too

>>42490112
fucking nice,

>>42489528
For You

>walk in to gym
>deeeespaaaciitooo
>kill myself

>walk into gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
dQw4w9WgXcQ

>>42489528
For you

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>>42490793
lmao bruh stop going to planet fitness

>>42489528
For you

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>Go into gym early so no one in sight
>Time to lift in Manowar's honor
>30min later a bunch of negro walk in and start blasting shitty gangsta rap.

>JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURNNNNNN

>>42489528
FOR YOU

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>walk into gym
>BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW

>>42489528
FOR YOU

hihihi

>>42490112
Does your name start with M ?

>>42491201
>2016+1
>not going hard in the muthafuckin paint

>>42489528
FOR YOU

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>>42489335
Listening to mainstream music

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>walk into gym
>WE ALL NEED SOMEBO-
>put headphones on
>THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN

>>42489528
For yOU

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>walk into gym
>A NEW LEVEL REACHED, WHERE ABSCENCE OF AIR LETS ME BREATHE
>smile
>...ONE SYLLABLE, ONE VOWEL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
home gym master race

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>walk into gym
>BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>42489528
For you

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>Walk into gym
>YOU BETTER WATCH OUT THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT NOW YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT'S TOO LATE SUPERNATURE

>>42490218
Do you know where you are?

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I would literally pay the radio bills if my gym could play black people music instead of motherfucking subhuman top 40 hannah montana every single day.

I'm getting a job at my university's gym. I promise to put on nothing but disco and technopop/krautrock if I can get access to the sound system.

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>>42489335
>Walk into the gym
>BODIES, CARNAGE, ALL YOU SEE

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>>42493496
>not lifting to future funk

>>42493529
Why would I when I can just listen to music that vaporwave/synthwave/whatever is trying to emulate?

>Walk into the gym
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
>Pull head phones out
>DESPACITO!
>Put headphones back in

>walk into gym
>IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK
>HIDE IT IN MY SOCK

>Enter gym
>CAN YOU DO THE CHICKENSKIN SWIM
>CAN YOU DO THE CHLORINE GARGOYLE
>CAN YOU WRIGGLE, LIKE AN EEL?

>>42489528
FOR YOU

>>42489528
"FOR YOU"

>>42489528
FOR YOU

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>walk into gym
>Bright eyes, burning like fire.
>Bright eyes,
>How can you close and fail?
>How can the light that burned so brightly
>Suddenly burn so pale?

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>walk into gym
>I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN
>SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAISE TO THE SKIES
>SEE CAROLUS RISE

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>walk into gym
>*shirp* *shirp*
>trees swing in the wind noise
>can hear the waves in the distance
>Morning anon my 2 buddies say
>Do a run around the gym
>Do what I have to do
>Finish it
>Feeling relaxed, go to the nearby beach for a swim, only like 4 people are there
>Back to the gym, pick up some kale and beetroot from our aquaponic system
>Do a quick meal and a beetroot shake
>Go back to my buddies and we go to our software programming jobs

I feel sorry for you people not living in the country I live in and having to work out in a packed gym in the middle off a city full off noise and stupid people when I'm working out in a outdoors gym that resembles a greek gym with some off my best mates.

>tfw you can't wait to go to the gym everyday

>>42489335
origin of that kid face?

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>walk into the gym
>HOLY DIVER YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA

>walk outside for a run
>put headphones in
>"I'M A HELL HOUND HELL BOUND SHAWTY WANNA DIE"

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>walk into gym
>I, DON'T WANT YOUR BODY
>BUT I HATE TO THINK ABOUT U WIT SOMEBODY ELSE...
>OUR LOVE HAS GONE COLD
>YOU'RE INTERTWINING YOUR SOUL
>WITH SOMEBODY ELSE
>mfw

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>>42491604

I'm in love with your bo-dy!

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>walk into gym
>HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME MAYBE

>walk into the gym
>Är du vår fiende? Är du vår vän!? NÄR STÖVELTRAMPEN EKAR IGEN!

>walk into gym
>DAYLIIIIIIGHT

>>42489378
>>42489567
>>42490112
>>42493545
>>42494993
Patrician gyms

>walk into gym
>IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK

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>Walk into gym
>Go for bench PR
> I JUST CANT GET IT OFF MY CHEST
>MORE THAN YOU KNOW
>MORE THAN YOU KNOW
> Fail the set..

>>42493564

lmao i love whitehouse

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>walk into gym
>IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK
>HIDE IT IN MY SOCK

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>Walk into gym
>I'm in love with the shape of you

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>Walks into powerlifting gym
>AND I WOULD WALK A THOUSAND MILES JUST TO...SEE..YOU...TONIIIIIIGHT
>mfw

>>42496750
HEY CHICKENSKIN YOU'RE HOME
WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL W R I G G L E

>Walk into gym
>From the depths of hell in silence cast their spells, explosive violence
>Nutt