>"So once you escaped out of the... manley? manlay? oh, manlet... manlet pit... When you escaped out of the manlet pit after having, as you said, toiled for hours in the... protein mines... You said the "gains goblin" came and tried to "steal your gains" is that correct? And that's when you.. hit him in the head with a dumbbell... and you then chased after one of the "cardio bunnies"?.. Tell me... well *ahem* this is all very concer- No no nevermind go on now tell me, what happened next, anon?
I shrunk, entered goblin's ass and fucked his stomach up.
"It's in the sticky didn't you read it summerfag!?"
Greg is such a NIGGER
>>42486002
>I'm partial towards braphogs nowadays, cardio bunnies are low test
>mfw manlet pit flashbacks
>>42486002
>So you use an anal sex toy to help you get "glutes for the sloots" by "sqwuatting?
>>42487580
>anal sex toy
No, it's a well recognized fitness peripheral. It helps me keep tense at the bottom of my squat.
>You keep reiterating that your not gay, but from what you've told me, you've only had sex with men - or what was it you called it, "brojobs?"