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HOW TO GET FROM FAT INTROVERTED FUCK TO FIT FAGGOT IN A FEW EASY STEPS
IT'S THIS MAGICAL THING I MADE UP CALLED:
The Midnight Pizza Sprint!
Why? Because by the time hear something move, you'll be running anyways!
How to:
Pick a restaurant. Any restaurant. Just kidding, it has to be pizza and over a mile away, preferably 2!
How does it work? Work for the reward! Get your fat ass off of your bed and fucking go outside! You run, you get pizza, and you run back! Simple as that.
this was actually terrifying i live in the country and i can't see shit
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burning less calories than you are eating, ok.
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>>42479129
How far do you think we all live from a pizza place to make it burn more calories than a pizza?
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>>42479155
it's more or less a shitpost, shh
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>>42479151
don't eat the whole pizza you dumbass
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>>42479178
>run to get pizza
>eat until I'm full
>oh shit I got leftovers
>stick it in a box
>start my run home
>have this wide stupid pizza box
>Oh no the wind is picking up
>I catch air and fly off a cliff
>with my last breath i ((thank)) op for such a great idea before I release myself from these worldly shackles
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>>42479363
lol
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