>goes into a coma after years of substance abuse
>doctors remove implants and synthol from his body to avoid infections and blood poisoning
>wakes up
>body clean of substances, all organs reset thanks to coma
>lost 100lbs of muscle mass, now a dyel
>decides to start over his training, become the true natty king
>morning comes, he walks in the gym
>knees shaking, stands by the squat rack
>puts down his SS book and gallon of milk
>loads 2plates on each side of the bar
>stops
>gotta do this right
>removes the plates
>proceeds to do 5x5 squats bar only
How long will it take him to make it /fit ?
>SS book
>5x5
>>42478396
Piana was natty please stop with fake posts
How are they gonna remove the collagen?
>>42478485
full skin replacement
>>42478396
>>doctors remove implants and synthol from his body to avoid infections and blood poisoning
>wakes up
why does that remind me of the metroid fusion opening?
>>42478396
>doctors remove implants and synthol from his body to avoid infections and blood poisoning
>wakes up
>body clean of substances, all organs reset thanks to coma
>lost 100lbs of muscle mass, now a dyel
>"doc what happened i'm supposed to be a fucking freak"
>"what are you talking about mr. piana? you've always been dyel"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAAlDoAtV7Y
>>42478585
>doctor removes all traces of the protein parasite attacking his swole suit
>a scrawny dyel manlet was inside it the whole time
>>42478396
I will admit this: of all the synthol users I've ever seen, he is the most tasteful and demure. Really artistic. You can only see it plainly in a very few specific angles; most of the freaks that use this shit end up like Mr Biceps or those BR huehuehue fools and look deranged
>>42478396
It's just like one of those videogames where in the sequel the MC loses all the powers he gained in the first game
>>42478682
>tfw x-parasites clone 6 rich pianas
>>42478856
>Rich has to kill different fitness celebrities to regain the components of his swol suit
>Janoy 5% bodyfat final boss
>>42478886
kek
No scoops, just 36 egg whites every morning
>>42478396
>Doing SS
>making it
pick one and only one
Gonna play this for 24 hours on loop if he dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVsJYt0Y4X4
>>42478757
It's because rich, although being pretty mentally deranged, is fairly intelligent, at least enough to be pretty successful in business. Hes also actually got real muscle unlike those huehues, so I'm sure the synthol sits nicer that way.
>>42478453
lel
>>42478396
He's fuxkinf dead you idiot
No scoops, just 36 egg whites every morning
>>42479175
Shutup Genova
>>42479105
>PMMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeqQusdSPr8
>Rich explains that if you inject PMMA into your muscles, it's permanent
>if anything happens to you, a doctor will have to cut chunks of your muscles out to stop it from getting infected and you will never be able to rebuild the muscle
>admits he injected PMMA
>>42479262
He will use stem cells from Boogie's skin and visceral fat removal surgery to regenerate
>>42479262
He mentions he only used it on his left bicep to even out an tear injury.
>>42480155
yeahhhhhh haha buddy
>>42478856
>>42478682
>Rich starts off allergic to protein powders
>>42478396
>Piana
>using implants or drugs
lmao lazy butthurt roider detected, Piano proved scientifically that he was 100% clean and all natty
>>42478757
>demure
Please buy a dictionary
>>42481751
Maybe you need to buy a dictionary, he used that word correctly.
>>42481794
(of a woman or her behaviour)
modest, reserved, shy
>>42481854
You stopped at the first definition, shithead. Try again. And also read the synonyms.