viagra killed our panini boy https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/

>rip in peace

Rest in peace in peace
Wut?

PRESS V TO PAY RESPECTS

V

>>42476639
A massive stroke and being alone on the floor in his mansion for what could have been minutes or worse yet hours killed him.

wtf i hate viagra now

>>42476661
>being alone
He lives with his gf, doesn't he?

>>42476661
Just press V, bro

V

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>>42476639
>panini boy

kek

>>42476649
>being this new
Also the may may is supposed to be rip in pieces
>>42476681
>summer pls go

Steroids: Not Even Once.

>>42476639
Good

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>>42476674
>gf

DELET

>>42476639
"protein shakes big enough to drown a toddler in"
Does he carry a barrel of protein shake around?

>>42476699
1 day u may

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>>42476699
checked

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>>42476719
Please don't lie him. It'll only hurt him more.

>>42476674
I don't know.
I do know that the cops were called before an ambulance.
Meaning that his girlfriend or someone close to him wasn't there.
He could have been on the floor like that for a fucking while before whoever found him there.

>>42476649
i can tell you're new here

people have survived swallowing 35 viagra pills. maybe theres something wrong with his liver and it didnt get metabolized?

The most plausible hypothesis I've heard yet is DNP.
He was trying to lose weight, and he can't keep his hands off Ben & Jerry's ice cream.
His diet is shit, relies 95% on drugs, 5% on nutrition.
He probably did DNP, which you can overdose on very easily.
His organs has been cooked from the inside.

5 scoops c'mon

>piano man is almost dead
>drumpf is gonna rekt north korea
is this for real? holy shit, i couldnt be happier!

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

Is it confirmed what he was taking?

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820

5 scoops c'mon

>>42476816
Do you know this for sure? No? Then shut the fuck up until you do. You are just guessing and talking out of your ass,which from the sound of it, you do alot. Fuck off you autistic faggot.

Bullshit, we already know that Chanel perforated his colon while pegging the shit out of him. Went into septic shock, that's why they won't say what happened.

>>42476820
5 scoops cmon

>>42476639
>He revealed his fitness regime consists of a massive steroid cycle, nine meals a day, a series of workouts not fit for the average human being and,according to one profile, “protein shakes big enough to drown a toddler in”.

Soooo does that mean his supplements are going to go on sale since the main face of the company isn't able to advertise anymore? I wouldn't mind buying his meals at 75% discount before the brand dies.

>>42476820

5 scoops c'mon

Not clinking that link. It's gay porn

How do guys like Rich manage to navigate adult life? He made a fortune BEFORE his retard bodybuilding phase.
Dude has a billion mental problems he shouldn't have made it this far

>>42476820

5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

V

>>42478409
This post is incredibly jewish.

>>42478982
you have to admit
that guy have future in business

Rich in peace

>have babe
>need boner pills

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476649
newfag

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42478622
rich piana is better then you and everyone else that browses /fit/

>>42479523
*was*

>>42476929
kys

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

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>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

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Rich Piana is just putting himself in a coma to confuse the muscle.

>>42476639

Press S to spit on grave.

ZERO

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>dating Chanel
>ex is Sarah
>still has trouble getting it up
He really is hopeless

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
FIVE (5) SCOOPS! C'MON

>>42476639
>Doctors revealed approximately 5% of the male population uses viagra, and of those, only 5% of them make it.
Our boy Rich doing us proud!

I couldn't be happier for the 23 year old.

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
>tfw this pic looks like my dad when he was in an induced coma
5-5 scoops, c-c'mon!

>>42476687
>>42476761
>>42479353
Actual newfags

5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
rich is about to die and boogie still scooters on this earth

>>42478622
Maybe fame was worse for him the money. Yeah maybe he could have spent some money on therapy

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>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>out of all the shit that he's taken Viagra puts him into a coma

Really makes you think.

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>>42476639

>>42476661
viagra when alone?

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

I've taken a viagria before, it's kinda insane really. What they need next is a pill that can give me the stamina to fuck my wife for 6 hours and then another pill to make my wife want to fuck for 6hrs. 2 hours into it and shes bleeding like the night I popped her cherry. Just got board and went to watch TV after a while

>>42476639
>Thinking it's viagra and not the years of crazy amounts of steroids/hgh that led to this.

ok anon.

>>42476820

5scoops cmon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

V
rip wealthy keyboarda

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42481706
CMON LEAVE HER BEHIND SHE IS ONLY HUMAN

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476649
Fuck outta here nigger

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42481666
Kinda like steve irwin getting shanked by a stingray innit

GOTTA CONFUSE THE BRAIN FUNCTION RIGHT BABE?????????? C'MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476649

Hello there new frienderino, and welcome to 4chins, the Mongolian tap dancing website that Nobody is talking about

NOW FUCK OFF

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>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476639
>His girlfriend, Chanel, tried to catch him when he collapsed in the bathroom, but couldn’t due to his giant size.

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>>42476649

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON GODAMMIT

>>42476649
Turn 360 degrees and get outta here

>>42484455
>turn 360 degrees

So id be facing the same way? Yeah ok lol

>>42476649
kys yourself

>>42476820
5 Scoops C'mon

>can't go to sauna without dying
>can't take viagra without dying
Think twice about juicing, anon

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>rich comes out of coma
>he's retarded / disabled

he took too many scoops
rip

>>42476758
If he wasn't breathing and he was down for more than 5 minutes, there is a 99% chance he has anoxic brain damage now. The damage could range from trouble speaking to veggie status.
If he was breathing or he was found quick enough he might be okay.

>>42484463
what an original and entertaining troll you are.

>>42476639
>works out and juices up his whole life
>can't even get an erection nor have a heart strong enough to fuck
AHAHAHAHA fucking stupid gear monkeys

>>42484519
his gf did cpr on him she was present when he collapsed [spoiler]sucking his dick[/spoiler]

>>42476820
5 scoops C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

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>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON
DUBS AND HE LIVES

>>42484507
in b4 Janoy Cresva sneaks into the hospital and smacks Pianomans lifeless body while whispering "who's the retard now"

Where can I get legit viagra? I've always wanted to try it out.

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"His girlfriend, Chanel, tried to catch him when he collapsed in the bathroom, but couldn’t
>due to his giant size."

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

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>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
>5 scoops c'mon

>>42484491
Third time's the charm

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
>Only if i don't post 5 scoops cmon

What did he mean by this

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476649
wew being this much of a newfaggot

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS, C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C"MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42479004
And this post is incredibly Chinese, the Yellow Jew. Huh.

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
not gonna risk it
5 SCOOPS C'MON

Hey, medfag here. This story sounds fishy as fuck. If you know medicine you see all kinds of obvious coverups going on re: the health of famous people, this one is no different.

What we are told:

> piana just suddenly collapsed
> in the process he hit his head and lost consciousness
> skinny girl performed CPR on him for a while
> now he's in a medically induced coma
> oh btw they found some white powder

Likely reality:
> he was doing coke
> he didn't suddenly collapse, he had a brain bleed from having 220/180 blood pressure from the cocaine + fucked up arteries from all the steroids. Homeboy stroked out
> that little girl did not do CPR on him. If she did, it was not very effective.
> He is in the hospital in a coma from his stroke
> Media said he hit his head so they can use that to explain his brain bleed and cover up the fact that he was doing coke

Happens all the time. Just saying.

>>42487845
post theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY

>>42487858
I can't even tell you how many lies there are in the media about peoples' health.

For example, they were saying John McCain was going to get a surgery through an incision above the eyebrow to get a "blood clot behind the eye removed," well anyone with serious medical background takes one look at that and says "...Wait a minute, that isn't what you do for a blood clot, that's how you take out a tumor!"

2 days later they say he has brain cancer.

Huh! No shit!

As for pianoman it actually speaks to his credit that they are covering it up for him. Just like they did with John Pall Sigmarsson and Ultimate Warrior.

>>42476687
>>42476761
>>42479353
>>42487524
>falling for b8
fucking newfags

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42487869
>>42487845
don't the article say he has battled with opiate addiction and that the white powder might be just that? Oxy?

>>42487984

What, like if it was heroin or something?

Yeah that could be, it'd work differently but if he OD'd on it, stopped breathing and dropped, the end result is pretty much the same. A lot of heroin has cocaine in it too.

Either way he probably vegetabled himself on some sort of drugs and they are acting like he "just collapsed randomly."

IRL people who do drugs tend to take all kinds of them, it's actually pretty uncommon for somebody to do just one thing but not others. Just the fact that he does steroids for me puts anything on the table. If he did literal jenkem it wouldn't surprise me at all.

>>42488041
The moral of the story is:
You can do steroids your entire life without dying, but do too much coke at once and you're 6 scoops under.

>>42476820
5 scooobs comon u can do it reick glavier

>>42476649
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS COME ON

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Why are the comments filled with smug talk about how dumb he is for using steroids? He knows damn well that steroids are bad for him, yet he takes them anyways because getting strong and being famous from it is more important to him than living a long life, it's admirable not stupid. They even included a couple of direct quotes from him about the subject at the bottom of the page and how he advises no one should take steroids unless they want to go pro like him yet here these assholes go, still complaining. Goddamn normies.

>>42481540
>>42487930
sometimes it's bait, and sometimes it's just a newfag
sorry you got rused, fellows

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42484544
the iron y

>>42478067
Uh this is Rick Peon's doctor uh rick's blood was sampled (he is kill btw) and a very high concentration of DNP was found. also his internal organs were fried medium-well so V

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476639
>pianino
lol

Is /fit/ legit retarded? I'm reading all these crazy theories about what could have happened, when every article gives a detailed description, including the OP article.
>there is no mention of viagra at all in the OP
>his girlfriend was with him when he collapsed, and 911 was immediately called
>he collapsed while she was cutting his hair, he didn't overdose on anything
>he is not dead, and has not once been even mistakenly reported as dead
He will be fine. OP is just hungry for the (you)s his parents never gave him.

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>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON

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>>42476766
>maybe theres something wrong with his liver
>maybe

>>42476820
5 scoops cmon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42490330
Ree

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
8 scopps cmon

>>42476674
The article says his gf was cutting his hair when he collapsed, and that she couldn't catch him because he's too swole to control.

>>42489374
because normies are fat, ignorant, and judgemental. They glorify these celebrities like a golden calf. Then when they fall, proving they are all too human, they deride them because seeing their idol weak, makes them look stupid. I call it the martyrdom effect.

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

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>>42476820
>Implying I don't want to leave humanity behind

Don't leave me behind Rich!

>>42476820
5 scoops, cmon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

I've actually considered getting boner pills too. I'm a virgin but had sex for the first time half a year ago and it went better than expected, but nothing close to what I initially had in mind.

This time around, I've found myself someone to fuck in the coming month so I thought, why not.

How long does the effect last? How long until it starts working? I am 19, weighing 130 lbs.

>>42476953
>crushed white powder with a credit card and straw
>his home in Florida
I fucking wonder what it could be

>>42481123
this is the worst post on 4chan right now

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON!!

>>42491084

>19
>130 lb

Nigga are you made of play dough or a hyper manlet

Effects start pretty quick, you ingest the pill, it has to be absorbed and then circulate to your testicular and penile arteries through your cardiovascular system then build up a local concentration in the tissue, the molecular key mecanismn itself is very fast

10-20 min I reckon until you feel it

>>42490330
faggot!

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42490330
nigger

>>42491130
creatine, not even once

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42490470
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4223825/rich-piana-coma-bodybuilder-latest/

Are you fucking retarded?
The original article said he collapsed due to an OVERDOSE.
What did he overdose on is what has created all the discussion you fucking moron.
Here's one that has the "overdose" word in it:
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/rich-piana-coma-bodybuilder-fighting-for-his-life-after-overdose-at-his-home/news-story/2870340fce051d9eac5cc6fee04da1bb

>>42489124
tasty pasta (no sarcasm)

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 scoops, C'MON!

>>42476661

My gf's grandma had the same, waiting on the floor for more than 48 hours for someone to find her, left side paralyzed. She was found and needed around 2 years to use all of her body again at nearly 80yo.

Her immediate response when she was found was: at least the TV was on so I could watch some things for two days.

>>42479523

Maybe he was, but now hes in a coma, if he wakes up he will have brain damage while im attending uni on a full scholarship and fucking fresh pussy every day because I have a healthy relationship with food and the gym, unlike Pianoman.

>>42488079

Well i mean the moral of the story is, you can leave humanity behind but if you indulge in human pleasures you will be immediatley slammed down into the ground.. and put into a coma.

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42478982
You mean
American

>>42490330
fag a lag

>>42483952
He would take that as a compliment

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>>42487869
What about jon pall and the ultimate warrior?

>>42476820
>5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

Did anyone consider he overdosed on protein? Doing 5 scoops a day can't possibly be healthy.

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>>42491203

>>42490330
nigger

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON NURSE GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

Is that guy gonna use the rest of his viagra medication? If not, can anyone ship it to me? I wouldn't mind using it

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

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>>42476820
5 s-scoops c-c'mon
pls live piano man.

>>42490359
>fried medium-well

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42490330
xDDD

>>42480959
Brilliant. A true visionary.

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42487930
>i was only pretending to be retarded!

>>42491538
"Possible overdose" doesn't mean shit. He passed out while getting a haircut, not while drowning himself in pills. Also, the older an article is the worse it is, because they had the least information.

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820

5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
>5 SCOOPS C'MON
i hope he lives bc i feel bad for him

>>42480959
strong filename, I was in hood doc ;)

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
>>42476820
>5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
5 scooperinos come hither

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS, C'MON!

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>massive size

>>42487930
>falling for the 2nd degree bait

heh try again

>>42486069
>"I want to be so big that if I keeled over nobody could pick me up."

Well, Rich, you got what you wanted.

I hope he stays in a coma for months and all of his muscle completely atrophies. Then he wakes up and sees himself skinny fat and doesn't remember what happened and an hero's.

>>42476820
please dont leave us piana, 5 SCOOPS COME ON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
>5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476820
5 SCCOPS C'MON

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>>42476674
>lives

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

I can't sleep

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS, C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CUM UN

>>42476820
5 scoops c'mon

>>42476820
5 scoops cmon

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON!

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS CMON

>>42476649
>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4223825/rich-piana-coma-bodybuilder-latest/
solid b8 m8

>>42476820
5 SCOOPS C'MON