You're buying your groceries and protein shake at CVS,

Taylor why do you not have wireless headphones?

>>42466981
Remember I'm still in Florida and contemplate suicide for the 12th time today

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>>42466981
carry on with my day, smile at her if we make eye contact

>>42466981
Ponder why would somebody bring in a bag from Wholefoods into a CVS if it wasn't for theft.

>>42467038
Only a total fucking pleb would use wireless headphones. You can't get decent quality headphones without wires.

But of course you're American so you probably saw the latest apple ad and wanted a pair.

>>42466981
Taylor Swift is ugly

>>42466981
no booty, no tits. I would just continue shopping.

>>42466981
>at CVS
What am I?
Not poor?

five, six
pick up sticks
seven, eight
let 'em straight

>>42466981
reach under her dress and fondle her ass. then call my lawyer

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>>42466981
pull her pants down and grab her bare ass

>>42466981
drop my shit and head to Publix for my groceries

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Why are these court drawings so shit? They look like they were drawn by a kid.

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>>42467064
>that one guy who wears wired headphones at the gym

>>42467064
nigga what are you talking about?

>>42467049
S FL reporting in. I fucking love it here.

You OK anon?

>>42467171
They're usually done very quickly during the trial so they can be published immediately. Sometimes they have to be done by memory as well, as sometimes artists are barred from sketching in the courtroom

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>>42467064
I have to use bluetooth headphones because my headphone jack is broken.

Mad?

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>>42468429

>>42467064
>>42467038

>be last week at gym
>get on stair stepper for warm up cardio
>guy on stair stepper next to me has wireless iPhone 7 headphones
>one pops out and falls on the floor in the middle of his stair stepping
>has to stop, get off and find it under the machine

I always thought they were a stupid idea, it was nice to see that confirmed in real life.

>>42467064
>Only a total fucking pleb would use wireless headphones. You can't get decent quality headphones without wires.
Only a total fucking pleb couldn't afford decent quality wireless headphones. Here, have a (You) to buy something, you poor soul

>>42468450
geert wilders defence attorney extRodinaire

>>42467053
this is what peak performance looks like

>>42468467
>iPhone 7 headphones
airpods are pleb. Real men use wireless Bose, JackBird, Samsung or Anker

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Salute her.

Start lifting

>>42466981
The girl with the blue bag is more my speed and the girl with her back turned looks fun sized too.

>>42467038
Because wireless headphones aren't powered by a DAC. The only good pit are those Sony ones with extra bass. Wired has better performance, unless you have a wireless adapter that can power most headphones. Watch some zeos review. You'll learn a bit.

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>>42469126
>DAC
>for fucking headphones
kys my man

>>42468421
Ive never seen this before and i already know this is shekreli

love that guy

>>42469088
Same, I'd always pick the blue bag grill over the fucking skelly flat giraffe

>>42469207

After I posted I was afraid I ruined it with the filename.

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>>42466981
Turn away in disgust. Coal burners should hang.

>>42467064
Maybe 10 years ago. Bluetooth headphones can produce the same quality sound as wired cans these days.

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>>42466981
>be in same grocery store as Tay
>have to fart insanely bad
>be in cereal aisle
>she turns the corner and starts walking towards me
>purge my bellows
>the crop dust hits her hard, she's taken aback.
>I turn around and say to her "omg that's foul how could you?"
>she grovels trying to explain it wasn't her.
> I do a 360 and walk away.

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>>42466981
Ask if she could introduce me to Klossy

>>42466981
CVS is way too expensive to shop for food and groceries, let alone protein.

>>42467064
>He doesn't know about the jaybird x3's

Fucking pleb

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>>42468576
I have a pair of Chinese true wireless headphones that I bought for 30 Usd. 7 months going strong. I wear them for cardio and lifting. Wired headphones are just primitive at the point

>>42466981
offer to buy her some red meat, she needs more blood, some legs and some ass

>>42469319
nah no one reads filenames

I saw it, got confused by the grey hair, and then saw his cheeky smirk

>>42466981
Glance and look away immediately identifying her as her. See her in my peripheral giving me a full scan, her eyes ending on my bulge or eyes.

"Nice shoes. What's your dad like?"

>>42468576
>anker makes headphones
what

>>42470206
i wanna meet that dad

>>42469501
boobs deleted

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Lean down to BF and make a snide remark to point her out.

>>42468421
>>42468429
>>42468450
What a legend.

>>42466981
check everybody looking at her
it is pathetic, fuck
she must feel like an alien

Holy h*ck I love you Taylor swift can you please sign my phone and can I please please please take a picture with you??!!!????

>>42469353
they still can't, but the conveniance and comfort of wireless has rendered wired obselete

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>>42467064
I got these for free and they're spot on
only caveat is if you forget to charge them

nothing
she will see my cock dragging on the ground and walk up to me

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>>42469729
lmfao. I had those for not even two days before I returned them. They are absolute dogshit. Even comes with an app to unbalance the eq even more.

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Clearly. I fell for the meme, but because I my ears actually work I quickly found out that they were terrible. You, on the other hand, are an idiot who just fell for the meme.

>>42471507
>used JayBird but didn't used FLAC + pairing with an aptx device
>even used the dogshit app these kind of products often offer
>my ears actually work
can't say the same about your brain, buddy

>>42470206
kek

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>>42471507

Funny, I've had these for 2 months and they exceed my requirements.

>>42469331
Disgusting

>>42466981
shes so fucking goofy looking but so hot at the same time

>>42471476

what are those? reverse image search didnt find anything

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>>42467038
>owning wireless headphones

>>42468421
Shkreli is maximum /smug/core

>>42466981
Put some meat on/in those bones

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>>42466981
>just find out about this suing nonsense
>turns out taytay is a typical cunt western women

omg wtf tay?!

>>42472848
He shouldn't have grabbed her tushay.

>>42473092
>legislating all human interaction

he was already fired right? how would tay feel about being sued about talking shit about her exes? will to bet she wouldn't think it was fair and just

>>42473152
>what is the difference between talking and groping
why am i responding to this idiot

>>42472668
>not owning wireless headphones
hi grandpa

>>42466981
Who is this. Looks like some average blond.

>>42473224
ah, fuck off already. Grabbing an ass is not comparable to abusing freedom of speech to defame people. Taytay is a professional stalker. Slandering someone's reputation is way worse than "grabbing an ass".
Sure you're supposed to have a reputation to start with to understand this, something I seriously doubt you have you cocksucking feminist.
>implying taytay has an ass to begin with
>implying a grab occurred at all
no criminal charges occurred on this "fact" ever

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>>42472848
i just found out shes just suing in response to him trying to sue her and shes not asking for money or anything

sorry taytay

>>42466981
Who?

>>42466981
>shes a handjob only, still obsessed with disneyland kind of girl. Real bad mix.

>>42473851
he sued her because she slandered him with RAPE accusations, OBVIOUSLY she can't
- ask money
- press charges other a fact that didn't exist
>but she didn't ask monies!
you're braindead

>>42472658
look like wireless headphones

>>42474195

She sued him for literally 1 dollar you retarded virgin faggot

>>42474195
she got him fired because he touched her ass and then he chimped out and tried to sue her

its his faggot companies fault for firing him, he should be suing them if anything

shes suing him in response to show her accusation werent baseless

>>42474337
dear motherfucking God you're brain dead. SHE SLANDERED HIM WITH UNFOUNDED RAPE ACCUSATIONS AND THAT'S JUST HER LAUGHING AT HIM
>>42474382
nothing of that ever happened, nothing of that has been ever proved, no charges have ever been pressed, only a fool would believe that fucking story and your reddit spacing is pissening

>>42474439
She said he grabbed her butt, and has no reason to lie about it. The guy just thinks he can make some money out of it years after it happened

>>42470206
>fellow Dickhead detected

>>42474484
Ah! right, there's no reasons to spread rape accusations on a innocent, case closed. We don't need any proof and we don't even need a fucking tribunal. Even if the "grabbing" accusation is fucking ridiculous given the context and everything.
>he can make some money, he's the bad guy! she's ok, she's not making money!
she ruined his life to create some gossip FFS. Dear God, why on Earth the presumption of innocence has to be reversed in this case is beyond me. You're fucking cucks.

I don't see how there's even a trial, she has no evidence. Innocent until proven guilty, if he gets time it'll be an abortion of justice and even if he's rightfully found innocent...... they already ruined his career.

I hate this modern SJW kangaroo court bullshit.

>>42474612

She has all the evidence in the world; she's a woman

A woman's word IS the truth. Don't ever, ever, say anything you wouldn't say in a court of law around a woman.

Stay safe brah.

>>42474439
>unfounded
>a literal picture of him grabbing her ass and multiple witness accounts

lmao

>>42466981

Whip it out and start masturbating as quickly as I can, try to ejaculate on her before she gets away.

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>>42474439
the pic that shows him literally in the act of grabbing her ass is in this thread retard

>>42474679
>a literal picture of him grabbing her ass
doesn't exist
>multiple witness
don't exist and never existed
>>42474729
you're a virgin if you believe that he's grabbing her bare ass in that photo

>>42468421
>>42468429

Even the sketches are smug, kek.

>>42469729
Are they good for running? Would you recommend?

>>42474729
She would have to have an ass for him to grab first. He might only be found guilty for looking for one.

>>42474751

listen kid we don't live in india or whatever 3rd world country you're from, you can't just go up to a girl and grope her ass. Deal with it creeper

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>>42474867
>kid as an argument
>something that never happened as an argument
>USA USA USA USA USA as an argument
>dumbed down judicial standards to support a no-ass celeb as an argument

>>42474841
this, I wouldn't be surprised if all this TMZ-tier shit was a marketing scheme to implicitly get her ass recognized as existent by a court

>>42472586
Not even the guy your arguing with but you have to be a retard to think those are good headphones.

>>42474931
Not him but not everyone is an audiophile to begin with and some of us just want some earbuds to avoid
DE
SPA
CITO
and men grunting
for real music you'd use different headphones but you'd rather those those headphones in different situations. those thing can also work to answer the phone and stuff like that.

>>42474956
>you'd rather those those
*you'd rather use those
sorry, I'm dyslexic

>>42467064
>not having wireless for the gym and studio for home

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Burn the degenerate whore

>>42466981
Mami chula, here is your papasito. Ahuevo.

No woman can resist to a latin lover.

>>42475778
she would think youre yelling to allah and about to blow yourself up

>>42467064
She's literally wearing those apple earbuds

>>42474484

>no reason to lie about it
yeah just like there was no reason to lie about kanye not getting her blessings about using her name in a song /s

>>42467038
Fucking nerd

>>42466981

>see this
>what do

Buy groceries and protein powder

I live in the same town as Tay Tay.

I've never seen her out in public and everybody hates her because she's trying to steal the beaches

>>42467064
>decent quality
>from iems or buds
oh dear

>caring for an already past peak mudshark

Yeahhhh I'd wonder what the fuck I'm doing at CVS more than care for her.

>>42474328
Kek

>>42466981
>"oh that's taylor swift"
>then I go about my day