>just binge ate 35,000 calores of peanut butter INTO

How the fuck did you manage to do that

>>42466725
by lying

>scale malfunction
>off by 6 decimal places
>accidently weighed out and ingested 10m^3 of steel rolled oats

>>42466725
Eat. Shit myself. repeat ad infinitum.

>accidentally tripped and fell onto 17 hunger buster meals with my mouth open

>>42466774
>steel rolled oats
the fuck is that?

>>42466725
>>42466734
if it were any other food i would call bullshit but there's few hundred calories in a tablespoon

>>42466826
It's a forced meme, first time he posted it it was 35k of sugary shit.

>>42466819
Well its basically two giant weighted cylinders that crush steamed outs before they go into the oven.

>>42466860
>>42466819
Also forgot to mention, they steel cut the groat before they steam and roll it. Hence the steel rolled.

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>just binge ate a cubic lightyear of peanut butter
>check nutrition
>5.5x10^54 calories

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

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>just binge ate 1g of uranium
>3500 calories = 1pound of fat
>1g of Uranium = 2 billion calories.
>2 billion / 3500
> gained 571.428 pounds of fat in less than 10 seconds.
>mfw

>>42467063
Anon you missed 3 zeros. You actually gain 571,428.571 pounds in 10 seconds

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>>42467131
Tfw I missed a 0 cause anon put 2 billion instead of 20 billion. It's actually 5,714,285 lbs in 10 seconds

>>42467131
hes probably a euro

>>42467131
wouldnt he have gained a gram?

>>42467131
Some yuros dont use commas instead they use periods.

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>>42466962
amateur

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>>42467169
He would technically gain a gram and then die of radiation poisoning since the body can't utilize uranium.

>>42467162
yeah but all of you geniuses missed that it said 20 billion calories not Calories, C vs c is the same as kcal vs cal

>>42467131
Would it give you more or less Kj if fission?

>>42467209
I actually think thats what >>42467063 means, the energy released from 1g of uranium undergoing fission. Converted to calories, for reference the hiroshima bomb used around .6 grams of uranium.

>>42466689
>just ate 14,000 calories worth of pizza
IM COMING UNDONE TOO LATE

>>42467295
how much pizza is that? Im doing a dirty bulk.

>>42467323
~5 large pepperoni pizzas

>>42467341
how the fuck can you eat that much? are you boogie by any chances?

>>42467341
hows your heart holding up? Im thinking of attempting this, but dont want to die.

>>42466819
> not knoing about the most GOAT source of carbs

Confirmed for not making it

>>42467349
I'm not fat just your average powerlifter

>>42467357
Please don't do this to yourself

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>>42467393
Well how else am I supposed to exit the skelly zone?

>>42467417
Memes aside pizza isn't a bad thing to eat when you're gaining weight but 5 pizzas will just make you dummy thicc

>>42467131
uncklude me in creen cap.

>>42467063
that's not a face

>>42467635
He doesn't twist his face into the shape of relevent text what chatting
Fucking pleb