I slipped in the gym today >My gym has a barber shop >Get

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I slipped in the gym today

>My gym has a barber shop
>Get a trim from the same guy every time
>We have bants every time and end up hanging out
>Start working out together occasionally
>I'm uncomfortable with male nudity without purpose so I cover myself up until we get to the showers
>Forgot my shower gel and too autistic to ask to borrow some
>Luckily there was a bar of soap on the stand
>Use it and act like it's mine
>Big guy comes round the corner
>Asks why I'm using his soap
>I literally have nothing to say
>Decide to give him his soap back and just say 'thanks' and walk out to try be alpha
>As he went to grip the soap it jumped from his hands on to the floor
>I slipped on it, styled it into a fucking power slide
>On my knees face to face with this middle aged guys junk
>All the while my barber bro is looking at me trying not laugh
>Look at him
>"Close shave huh?"
>Stand up and go get dressed and leave
>Don't really want to go back