tfw I will never get a qt gf that sings cringe metal to me maximizing

>>42461568

Metal is music for incels and greasy pale dudes

classical music or die boyo

>>42461592
shut up old fart

>>42461592
>He doesn't listen to john cage

>>42461568

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42461968
>Elize
>average

Jesus fuck...

>>42462241
>Being this fucking new
>reddit spacing
Jesus fuck...

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>not superior (literally) high-test metal waifu

>>42462309
>who is Dorothy Martin

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>>42462309
Absolutely disgusting. Behold a true metal waifu

>>42461592
>incels
take your fucking trendy internet maymay word and fuck off faggot

>>42461592
I'll have you know, I listen to metal and I have a qt3.14 Asian gf, apologize!