How big can my water bottles be before it starts to get me laughed

>>42456761
>caring more about notmies opinions than staying adequately hydrated.
Never gonna make it

>>42456761
who gives a fuck about what some shallow whore thinks

>>42456771
This.

>"literally" on a statement where anything else would be nonsensical
>"and is just drinking out of it", as if they'd be doing something else with it in class

I hope that this affirmative action student dies soon.

>>42456761
how attractive and carefree are you?

also, this woman hates white people so will laugh at them regardless.
women while they do enjoy laughing at the truely pathetic, they also like to laugh at the hot/interesting guy to display they aren't thirsy or are higher status

>>42456761
lots of guys bring gallon jugs of water to class at my uni.

>>42456761
>hate white people
>will fuck him in a year

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>>42456761
>giving a shit
>not just drinking your water because people don't know who you and it shouldn't matter what they think

>>42456761
same

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this is 2 litres, if anyone laughs bash their skull in with it.

>>42456761
> those girly legs
Never skip leg day and nobody will talk shit bout you

>>42456761
Just get a normal Liter bottle. Are you really going ALL day between refills or do you want to look like the try-hard no gains chairforce faggot in the photo?

>>42457627
>chairforce
It literally says army on his back. I agree he's a tryhard though.

>>42457657
Air Force, Army, SS... It doesn't matter, they're all the same.

>>42457657
Fuck off coal burner stacy.

>>42457547
>>42457620
>>42457657
Pretty sure that's a chick

>>42457627
>thinks he isn't try hard
>wants to use a smaller bottle so he doesn't stand out

>>42456761
Domminate the room, do what i do, get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that motherfucker on the ground in the aisle.

Everytime you feel a little thirsty stand up, lift the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spill plenty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out a deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction after every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "pfew, i needed that, i was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can.

When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.

There's a tradeoff between the convenience of not having to refill often and not having to lug around a small barrel. If you're going to either extreme you'll look like a clown and carrying your entire day's fluid need to class is taking it too far. OP's pic clearly hasn't adapted to civilian life if he still thinks he needs to hydrate like he's in the desert.

>>42458100
I want this to be in the New Years comic

>he drinks water
No easier way to spot a virgin lmao

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>>42458100
Underrated

>>42458100
screencap pls

>>42456761
Guy's probably on creatine, I supposed he prepares a school shooting.

Recently at work people have been bringing these 2.2L water bottles to work, especially funny because they're all DYEL
1.5L is the cutoff

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>>42458100
THIRSTY

>>42458100
THIS REQUIRES AN EXTREME THIRST

>>42458100
PFEW

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>>42458100

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>>42458100
>getting a bit THIRSTY

>>42456761

I would laugh at you for using a Pepsi bottle. If you're going to take that route, buy a big bottle of water and keep refilling it.

>>42458231
no

>>42458100
The CHAD HYDRATION right there

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>>42458100
>pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.

>>42458100
This needs a chad edit.

Can someone more creative than I please create the virgin sip vs the CHAD HYDRATION?

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>>42458100

>>42458100

This is glorious, i bow to you.

>pfew, i needed that, i was getting a bit THIRSTY

Read this in Duke Nukem voice.

>>42458374
The Virgin Sip
The Chad Guzzle

>>42458100
Oh holy shit my sides

>>42458414
It's time to kick ass and drink water. And I'm all out of ass

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>>42458100

>>42456761
Who gives a fuck??

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>>42458100

>>42458100
Some kid i knew in school did exactly this when blowing his nose*

>>42458452
this

>>42458162
>>42456761
I bring a gallon to class. It's constant 8 am to 5 pm with only an hour break for lunch. I don't have time to constantly be running to refill a small bottle and I don't give a shit what others think. I feel good getting a gallon of water in a day. They can laugh if they want. I couldn't care less.

>>42458164
God i do too.

>>42456761
No one noticed that a woman white going to college wrote "I hate college and I hate white people". She is saying she wants an uneducated inner city urban life.

>>42458100
THIRSTY

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>>42458100
wtf I'm THIRSTY now

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>>42458100
Pls put me in the screencap

>>42459240
t. Beta

i take this 2L bottle of water to the gym and and to work and no one gives a fuck, also most people started taking regular bottles to the gym after i started doing this

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>>42458100
>then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "pfew, i needed that, i was getting a bit THIRSTY"

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>>42458100
Top kek

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>>42458100
doing this everyday

I've got a collection of probably 30+ water bottles and want to get more

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>>42458100
>virgin hydration vs chad quench

>>42458100
why do u normie faggots find this shit funny

>>42458100
Put me in screencap

>>42458460
Underrated

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>>42458100

put butters in the screencap please.

pro-tip: people are already laughing at you, and it has nothing to do with the size of your water bottle.

>>42459337
delusions of grandeur

>>42458100
I would legitimately do this if I still had classes kek

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>>42458100
Lel

>>42456761

Why isn't 4chan's weaponized autism tracking this ho down and informing her college of her racism and prejudice towards fellow students?

LOLGAZM at this mixed up Hispanic though. Whitest bitch in the barrio.

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>>42458100

The only time I ever took a jug like that to school was when I was on DNP. I remember I had to give a presentation in the middle of winter and I was fucking pouring sweat in front of the class. Everybody probably thought I was some kind of autist scared of public speaking or some shit

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>>42458100

>>42458100
THIRSTY!!

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>>42458100

>>42458100
my fucking sides. Slish slosh, batman. I'm hydrated

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>>42458100

>>42456761
I use 1L bottle

>>42458100
screencap me in the including

captcha: calle toadsuck

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>>42458100
truly an inspiration for us all

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>>42458100
T H I R S T Y

>>42457614
Where to buy?

>>42458100
Laughed so hard i farted lmaoooooo

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>>42456761
Or just use the fucking bladder that bag probably has room for. who has free hands for holding water bottles baka normies

>>42456761
>Soft plasctic jug
>Will leak BPA's in your water which lowers your testosterone
No, thanks.
Next!

>>42458100
please include me in the screencap

hi /r/4chan

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If you want to go ultimate cuckmode, hide a hydration pack between your fold OP!

>>42458100
The CHAD gulp

>>42456846
This. It's at least one in every class, no one gives a fuck. That bitch in the op is a fucking racist whore, who the fuck cares what she thinks?

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I never knew this wasn't socially accepted in the civilian world like 50 percent of the Marines on my base carry a gallon with them everywhere

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>>42458100
Thats a big thirst

>>42458100
>i was getting a bit THIRSTY
Jesus Christ

>>42461768
Its out of the ordinary but totally acceptable unless you're some vapid whore. Then again, I live in the desert.

>>42458100
>also dubs

wew lad

>>42458100
The Chad rehydration

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>>42458100

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>>42458100
>yell thirsty as loud as you can

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>>42458100
put me in the screencap so I can say hi to my future self

>>42458164
Second that

>>42458460
Severely underrated

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>>42458100
Shit like this is why I still come to this shit hole

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>>42458100
holy kek

>>42456761
if she hates college she should drop outif she hates white people she should move to Africa, Colombia or China. Either one will work

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>>42458100
Good shit, saved

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>>42456761
>goes to college but hates it
>a quick scroll through her Twitter and you're greeted with vapid celebrity memes and meaningless TV show personas
>no photos of her actual face, instead hiding behind a stillshot of her favorite conventionally beautiful, white-passing actress

I could make fun of her way harder than what she did to his water bottle and the color of his skin

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>>42456761
niggers can't into hydration

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>>42458460

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>>42458100
>And this is why i love this site

THIRSTY

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>>42458100

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>>42458100
god.... i was THIRSTY!!!!!

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holy shit it's not even a little funny. why did every fucking thread have to become screencap b8? It's like none of you newfags have ever been in a fucking screencap before.

>>42458100
>>42458460
>virgins quietly sip from an 8 oz plastic bottle of room temperature water, have to refill it every hour
>Chad IRRIGATES himself with a solid steel 22oz keg of melted iceberg

>>42463893
>22oz
Shit, meant litres, fuck

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>>42456761

What was intended with this wealth?

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>>42458100
Put me in, baby.

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>>42458100
>>42458460

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>>42458100

>>42463950
repeat this but next time leave the autism

>>42456771
This.

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>>42458100

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>>42458100
Nice!

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>>42458100
THIRSTY

>>42456771
Normal people.

Unless you want to flip burgers or be a walmart greeter for the rest of your life it would be a good idea to learn how to not be so autistic and learn to fit in with the norm.

It isn't normal to carry around a gallon jug of water with you unless you're in the military or you're visiting a third world country and that's your only clean source of drinking water.

This guy is being an ex-army tool which is a form of autism when you can't into normy life.
Just have a normal water bottle and refill it as needed from any nearby water fountain.
People will tell you >just be yourself >don't worry about what others think, but you should, because it's people's opinions of us that shape us. If this guy sees this post for example, he'll say shit I'm being a tool I need to get a normal jacket and a normal backpack and a normal water bottle.

This chick commenting is being a bitch. Guaranteed freshman slut that's homesick so she's shaming some pog that's just trying to get his degree.

>>42458100
Include me in the screencap reddit

>>42464442
every single successful person ever has been not-normal. That's precisely what sets them apart. Yeah there's bad kind of not-normal, and I definitely agree that it's most likely the case here. But you can't entirely generalize it just like that

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>>42458460
THE CHAD GULP

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>>42464248

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>>42458100

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>>42456761
Anything less than a gallon is acceptable.

1 litre is good, 1.5 liters is acceptable too, 2 litres is pushing it but it is acceptable as long as it doesn't look like pic

If you are one of those fags that carries around a literal gallon of water with you, you look fucking stupid. Just carry a normal bottle and refill it when it's empty. Literally drinkable water everywhere you go and you choose to carry around a fucking gallon jug like some wannabe badass. Literally every person I mention this too thinks it's lame as fuck, but hey, don't worry bout what others think right

>>42464485
1. this is not true
2. just being "not normal" for the sake of being not normal wont make you successful.

>>42464993
mine looks exactly like that, only black.
I take it to work and it lasts the whole day
pretty cool

>>42458100

top kek

>>42458100
i laughed for 5 minutes
thanks breh

>>42465134
300 seconds of non-stop laughing?
woah

>>42465159
yes

>>42465159
Side gains bro

>>42465166
>>42465167

relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIRilNVihw8

>>42465159
>he doesn't hyperbolize on the internet

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>>42458100
New meme for SIR

>>42458100

Please don't include me in the screencap.

>>42464248

under fucking rated

>>42456761
If you dont hydrate you die!

>>42458100
Overrated post

>>42460991
I hate those things so much!

>>42464248
>Drinks quickly before the fountain gets cold and hurts his teeth
>Lifts jugs through force of personality alone

Holy kek

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>>42458100

CHAD QUENCH CONFIRMED

>>42458100
/fit/ oc best oc

>>42464442
> if you don't bust out the knee pads or adhere to cultural norms you'll be sad. You can overcome negative opinions by not having low test

>>42456761
I've never really thought that people cared about shit like this. Being in the Army, I see a few people carry around bottles that size all the time so it never struck me as odd.
Then again, Twitter OP is probably just looking for something to complain about for their virtual gratification

>>42456761
>lifting for women
>not downsizing your liquid containers for women

>>42458100
>that one guy who samefags his own post to force a meme

kys

>>42464248
Underrated

>>42458100
>>42464248
Amazing, I need to step up on my drinking game.

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>>42458100

>>42464993
except tap water is literally undrinkable because of contamination, and hardly any places filter their water.

t. experienced restaurant worker

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>>42464442
>using a bottle deemed oversized by others means you will be flipping burgers
>you can only be successful if you conform to societal standards of trivial things, such as how large your water bottle is, or the bran of lube you use when your boyfriend fucks your ass
Never gonna make it. Might as well kys yourself to end the laughable misery you jokingly call your life.

>>42456761
you need to stop caring what people think about you(to an extent, that doesnt mean go and get face tattoos and be a retard)
have some confidence in what you like, like yourself and what you like
if anyone says otherwise they a bitch ass nigga

>>42456761
I just bring a Liter bottle I got from Eddie Bauer because it's a reasonable size and I know I need four for a gallon, which is easy to keep track of.

>>42464248
Virgin/Chad may be one of my favorite memes from the last few years

>>42469313

How about of the last few years

>>42459553
t. Newfriend

>>42469174
>t. Flint, Michigan

>>42464442

>>42464485
This guy got it
>>42467822
>>42469228
These two are the type that don't get it.

we are social creatures, and unless you're the successful type like anon mentioned, being a social outlier isn't good. It's not so much about conforming totally, but about not going against the norm. People that think it's ok to walk around in a trench coat and a fedora are setting themselves up for failure. If you can't fit in to the business environment because your coworkers don't like you, you're likely to be removed from the team.
The most recent example of this is the Google programmer that got fired. Everyone knows women aren't the same as men, and that men are better suited for stem fields, especially programming, but because he went against the norm and brought attention to it he made himself an outcast, and the team didn't want someone like that, so he was fired.

Just a bit of advice to try and help out any bros that might be struggling with this concept- it's a lifesaver.

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Why does that dumb bitch care and have to make it about race?
Also thoughts on going to the watermill express water? I usually get that for drinking straight water but use tap water for everything else.

>>42458100
>>42458460
>>42464248
Fuck my sides.

I have noticed that /fit/ tends to overdo the whole 'replying to a single post' culture compared to other boards, be 'it if you see this while scrolling' kind of images or something amusing
>>42469535
>The most recent example of this is the Google programmer that got fired. Everyone knows women aren't the same as men, and that men are better suited for stem fields, especially programming, but because he went against the norm and brought attention to it he made himself an outcast, and the team didn't want someone like that, so he was fired.
the worst of that situation is that he didn´t even say that women were inferior in stem fields, he just pointed out that women work better in social environments and programming doesn´t let those strengths be put into use, so fomenting more teamwork in the field would fix that. A shame that Google fucked him over, he had enough principles to talk about it and I respect that

>>42464248
These keep getting better and better.

>>42469656
Yeah it's definitely something good to talk about and research, but you can't do that these days because people are sensitive. I'm all for promoting and spreading ideas so we can broaden our understanding of the world.

When we get over this whole limp wristed fight for equality and can objectively view society for what it is, then we will be able to flourish. Until then, even one cunt that says he was sexist and hateful is enough for a top ranked programmer to lose his job, even though everyone agrees with him.

nice funny meme of epic proportions /fit/ haha
hhe's thirsty for water chad hehe

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>>42458100
Holy shit

>>42458164
Agreed, I'd love to see SIR's take.

anything is fine as long as you're not white

I see taiwanese chicks in class carrying bottles the size of a notebook and no one bats an eye

me on the other hand, bring a water bottle above 750 ml and people will sneer, point and laugh

>wow anon are you on a water diet haha
>haha gotta stay hydrated huh, must be hiding a lot of fat under that build
>wow who knew class was so physically demanding haha
>anon are you doing reps between classes or what, haha

>>42458100
The Chad Quench

I carry my 1,5l bottle in a separate bag because it won't fit into my regular one.

>>42458100
>the Chad thirstquench

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>>42464993
>tfw you drink out of an old kettle

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>>42458100

>"i hate white people"
>is a white girl

>>42456761
Whats wrong with a gallon jug of water? I do this shit all the time?

>>42464248
His tank should be edited with PFEW!

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>>42458100
THIRSTY

>>42464442
>normy

fuck off faggot, if you actually cared about what ppl thought you'd not be browsing 4chan

>>42470770

Did you just assume her race, shitlord?

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>>42458100
checked, this must become regular policy in the sticky

>>42458376
fuck I might actually do this

>>42464442
All this shit over a gallon of water.
You don't get to call other people autistic.

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>>42456761
I think the cutoff is 1 liter.

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>>42458100
better sized screenshot

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>>42458100

>>42458100
KEK

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>>42470965
>>42458376
>>42458100
Shit guys I'm sorry, my tablet is lagging like crazy so this is the best I can do for now.

>>42471324
Should be chad guzzle but otherwise good stuff

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>>42471470
changed

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>>42458100
top fucking kek

>>42471324
CHAD HYDRATION

I just bought a steel 1l. It's pretty fucking big, I don't think I'd go any larger than that.

>>42456761
>white people
this isn't a white people thing it's a male thing. BLack males do it too. Fitness standards for men are higher than they are for women so a lot of us use supps like creatine, while the girl who posted that can get away with just not eating junk food.

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>>42471714
You needy motherfucker

>>42469479
kek

>>42464248
niiiice

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>>42458100

EXCESSIVE SIDES DAMAGE. RECOMMEND AGGRESSIVE SUSTAINED FIRE.

>>42464442
Dropped when you said >pog

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Obligatory and superior screenshot for /phoneposters/

>>42471874
Based phoneposter

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>>42458100

>>42471748
more like an american male stuff? never seen it anywhere in eu

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>the responses in this thread
holy fuck you guys are stupid

>>42463774
(You)

>>42458100
>the chad water intake

>>42471941

Don't you dare talk about me like that, again.

>>42456761
>not running 10 miles to fetch water in a bucket which you drink out of through out your day.'

never gonna make it ever.

>>42471895
Please use my screenshot here >>42471874 for the reddit post thank you

>>42458100
I feel like a manlet for not doing this...

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>>42464442
There is no such thing as "normal". Normal is what you think is normal. I can think that running 10 km a day is normal.

The word you're looking for is average. And in this case, you should never aim to be average or to fit in. You will end up being unnoticed and spend years whining on /r9k/
Trying to appeal to the widest possible audience won't work, you will appeal to no one.

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>>42458100

>>42464442
>This guy is being an ex-army tool which is a form of autism when you can't into normy life.

FUCK YOU

>>42471941
What game?

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>>42458100
jej

>>42470891
We've got another winner!
I'm beginning to think maybe I should just quit coming to this board again if any real advice I give to autistic manchildren is going to be shit on by the spergs I'm trying to help. No one has any real lifting or fitness advice anymore. It's just boogie and anti/pro veganism or some dumbass meme created by dyels.

Can you seriously not understand the point I was trying to make, anon? Don't answer, because I'll be gone. Instead, consider taking a class on logic or looking into critical thinking tests and practice those.

I only ever bring a water bottle to play sports. It's glass and holds about 1L I'd say. Everywhere else has a water fountain. Gym, work, university, the mall, public buildings all have water fountains. Carrying a bottle is a meme.

>>42458549
You're going to make it.

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>>42471019
That's what we've been doing on this board for the 5 years since I've been on it. Take your PC bullshit somewhere else
>>42472069
False. There is definitely a defined set of societal norms that are different than the average.
>>42472585
Yeah whatever cunt. You've either never served or feel defensive because you did it yourself. Fuck you it's a real thing.
>>42471863
kek I noticed his lanyard and lost it. This thread should have been about trying to guess his MOS

>>42460223
That sounds pretty funny, what was your dose?

>>42471905
MUMMY

>>42472874
>PC bullshit
Not even, it's a gallon of water. You and the bitch who complained about it have no right to call others autistic when you can't even handle a dude carrying water around.

>>42464442
it's not "the norm" to make a huge deal out of someone DRINKING SOME FUCKING WATER

>>42456761

who cares what some autistic nigger thot thinks

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>>42458100

hahahahahahahah

>>42464248
Has a whole lake of water named after him

>>42472884

about 600mg of powder

>>42473462
OwO *blumpf*

>>42456761
I´ve seen this many times and I still have no idea what is wrong or why it is offensive or what any of it has to do with white people. Guy is thirsty.
So honest request: can any of you ameribros explain what the fuck is it that Im not getting?

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>>42474492

White-passing Latina looking for reasons to pick on white people so she can be in the Brown Enough Club.

>>42456761
what kind of retarded fear is that??

>>42457614
I use a 2L glass growler because it was $5 and has a handle.

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>>42458100
Alpha AF

>>42458100
THE CHAD QUENCH

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>>42464248
MAGNUM KEK

>>42458100
>Le 100% Autisimo
Hearty fucking kek, son!!!

>>42471920
>divegrass countries are full of DYELs
How surprising

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>>42464248
I'M CHOKING, DAMN YOU, I'M CHOKING (on ice tea in the break room)!!!

>>42464248

>Urine meets EPA standards for drinking water

top kek

>>42471752
Rename it the "Chad Quench"

>>42456761
>>army jacket
>>camo backpack

He's either rotc or there on GI bill and still in the habit of massively hydrating

Either way why does she care

>>42458100
Put me in the screencap.

>>Dominate the room
Better be in the new years comic

>>42476926
Hes a fucking white male

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Bigger than a liter or a cupholder IMO. I still have my 2litet zojirushi in rotation. It fits real ice cubes.

>>42476926
>bitchy girl makes fun of cringy guy
what's new?

>>42456761
>"I hate college and I hate white people"
America's future, everybody.
Enjoy your anti-white genocide, segregation and apartheid.

Remember, diversity is good, diversity makes us strong, we're a diversity country.

>>42456761
i guess drinking water is a white people thing

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>>42458895
i like your style anon

>>42463774
I don't make screencaps, but if I did, I would put everyone in the screencap except the people who ask to be put in it. Then I would copyright it and post it in the thread and have it removed every time it was posted on r/4chan.

>>42464442
I disagree in a certain way. I agree with the entirety of your post that people just gotta fit in just to refrain from being judged immediately. However to be like a normal person is just dumb in terms of passions. If anything, normal people nowadays just try to be regular, with their unseen and unsaid insecurities preventing them from pursuing their true passions(i would know, i possessed this exact mindset). Doctors, ceos, a certain jewbook ceo, researchers, pharmacy workers, star musicians, orchestra players whatever you imagine as smart and moderately successful always succeeded because they embraced their passions. Normalfags of today(regularfags) restrict their passions to the norm for the sake of fitting in. They say theyre counter culture to be interesting, but hell, a talented musician whose dedicated is 1000x more interesting than the layman "rounded" person. Successful people and normal hobbies arent mutually exclusive, dont get me wrong, everyones gotta have peace of mind somehow. Striving to be normal is a waste if energy through restriction, and that energy can be used elsewhere if one would like to experience life and have no regrets

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>not drinking from a 30oz vacuum insulated stainless steel tumbler
Do you faggots even want social gains?

>>42456761
Literally who cares what some random niggress on Twitter thinks?

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>>42464993
>Literally every person I mention this too thinks it's lame as fuck
do you talk about water bottle sizes often?

>>42464248
I fucking love this meme

>>42464993
>that lardass girl who carried one of these in high school
she was always fat and never lost any weight

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>>42458100
>When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room.

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>>42458100
Put me in the screen cap bish also better file

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>>42464248
Since the thread is still up I made some minor edits.

>>42458100
top kek, lad!

put me in le epic screencap, hello r/4chan!

how do i give this user gold? paging u/shittywatercolor!

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>>42458100

>>42458100
The chad quench

>>42464248
>Existentially THIRSTY
Pure Pottery in motion

>>42458100
Le Boston bomber

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>>42473462
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!

>include me in the screen cap

FUCKING reddit ruined my pictureforum

>>42480578
>how to screen shot

Low haning fruit but still kek'd

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>>42458100

>>42456771
/thread

>>42480488
saved thx lad

>>42480488
Noice

>>42458100
I didn't think it was worth all of these replies.