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So you think this is a joke? This is fucking bodybuilding! I take this shit serious! I wake up every 30 minutes in the middle of the night so I can get all my meals in and I time every single one to get the perfect anabolic timing so that all my food goes straight to the muscle. I remember every rep of every set and the exact weight I did on every exercise 4 years ago! I take my preworkout 4 hours before I go to the gym so all of the ingredients are flowing through my blood and there are no doubts that I didn't wait long enough. I start shaking and I get itchy but it's all part of the process of you want to be as anabolic as possible even though I only take it for the creatine.
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I'm glad you have something that makes you happy
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I start shaking and I get itchy but it's all part of the process of you want to be as anabolic as possible even though I only take it for the creatine. I show up at the gym at 4am exactly 2 hours before it opens every day and wait outside the doors just so I can make sure my muscles are ready and that I'm the first person on the equipment because if I'm not somebody else could be stealing my results! I bring 10 gallon jugs to the gym and I place them on every piece of equipment that I'll be using that day so nobody else has a chance to use it before me and steal my gains.
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>>42450719
what happened with this guys teeth? He suddenly looks different in mouth area, he speeks different and his teeth look like he is wearing one of those halloween vampire fangs
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When someone points at the equipment and asks me if anyone is on it all I need to do is point at the water jug next to it and they know it's taken. Some people listen to music at the gym and think about the lyrics to their song.... fuck that! I listen to my muscles growing! On My my last set of my last exercise I have someone standing there pouring a protein shake in my mouth as I finish because I need it to go straight to the muscle! It's all about how bad you want it and i want it so badly I can taste it! Yes, I take bodybuilding seriously!
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Do you write for clickhole?
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Thanks for copying his Insta caption nerd tits
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>>42450719
I actually kinda liked his old videos. When he became just another fitness youtuber, i stopped following him.
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BOOOM! ALL DAY LONG BABY
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