>"Haha anon, seriously 5 times a week? That's like 5 hours a week! I couldn't even manage one, I travel too much and always eat out. Oh and wine."
You watch your girlfriend with the edge of your eye and flex your bicep nervously
>>42450428
>your girlfriend
i wish friend, i wish :'^)
>>42450547
h-haha
>a actual human being, born from an actual human mother, took the time out of his life to post this to fuel his cuckold fetish