>Wow you're here everyday anon! I bet your girlfriend

>>42449236
How is that any of your business?

>>42449236
You're right. Wanna replace her? We'd see each other every day!

>>42449236
But I usually lift with a gym bro.

Huh? [watches them appear sorry that they even bothered and awkwardly repeat it] Oh... You too

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>>42449236
"haha, I'm actually single. What's your name by the way? :)"
>look her up on Faceberg
>masturbate to her holiday pictures
>never talk to her again

>>42449323
more like
>look her up on Faceberg
>she's a single mom to Tyrone
>never talk to her again

Jokes on you, I'm ugly enough so that people don't even bother asking me that.

>>42449236
Y-you too

My wife is a gym receptionist now. Should I be concerned?
Not bait. Serious.

>>42449399
>watches hunky sweaty guys come in and out all day long

nah bro i'm sure she'll do fine

>>42449399
Her job is to be social to people.
You should be concerned.

>>42449399
your marriage is over

>>42449399
>getting (((married))) in the 21st millennium
shiggy diggy doo

>>42449236
"Ha! Yeah, sure"
>Go off and do my workout in the freeweight corner where people can't bother me.

>>42449399
If she's attractive she should pull in a lot of tips