>enter gym in cargo shorts >can immediately hear mild laughter

>>42435891

Get off of 4chan Dad

At least you're not wearing basketball shorts.

>>42435891
I always work out in these white way too translucent tight sliding shorts and i dont wear underwear underneath, you can clearly see my genitals and my cock isn't even big when it's flaccid. I find it pretty entertaining to walk around like I do in the gym. It started out as a joke but apperently chicks like this kind of shit because it shows confidence. Just rock your cargo shorts mate

>>42435891
>>can immediately hear mild laughter every time

Did you take your meds ?

>>42435916
>mfw I bought some new sweatpants because of this stupid board

>>42435891
cargo shorts are GOAT if your goal is to never have sex

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>>42436939

I hope they weren't the kind which stop mid-shin, and have cuffs.

I want to find some which feature a fat string tie -- all of my sweats are decades old and have shoestring ties.... any ideas ?

>unfashionable me

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get some compression pants, bro

gay

>>42438093

Don't get these unless your bulge is satisfactory. People will just laugh at you.

It's not as bad as the guy I saw yesterday benching in a cardigan

>Forget to change into athletic shorts and go to gym
>I'm in cargo shorts
>complete my workout
>go to the supplement place next door
>"the usual?"
>"yeah"
>take my shake and leave, drive home

FUCK

>>42438322
>not wearing them with shorts

My bulge is actually too obvious its embarrassing

>>42438093
I accidentally wore those today just not as long and felt extremely uncomfortable and self conscious because I literally saw my dick every time I looked into the mirror.

I don't use cargo shorts, but what's wrong with them? they don't seem so different from other shorts.

>>42435891
Im going to the gym in my cargo shorts right now.
I will also be sniffing after every set and make as much noise as possible by breathing heavy, letting the weights fall and a spontaneous laughter for no apparent reason every 15-20 minutes (gotta keep them abs tight and surprised).
I will also exclusively be doing chest exercises for that maximum bruh.

>>42436834
Autism

>>42435916
what's wrong with basketball shorts

>>42438576
>>42438621
it helps to wear something underneath
briefs or compression shorts will make your bulge more presentable

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>>42436834
i forgot why i liked going on this board so much

>>42438093
If you have a small peen, just tuck in a massive dildo and make sure it is taped against your leg. You'll get all the mires.