Gym Autism Thread >crack my knuckles and cough 3 times between

>run 5k everyday
>stop to catch a breath
>have to start all over again
>happens twice every tbqhwyfamilymembers

>can kind of feel a fart coming, but not close enough to push it out
>start set
>fart on each rep
This happens more than I'm willing to admit.

>>42428673
I like to cropdust the dumbell area

>>42428458
>cardio on bicycle machin
>stop bicicling to slowly let out a fart so it not loud
>bicicle again

>>42428458
I've been doing Stronglifts for a month now, and I just noticed that the bar I used for OH Press, Squats and Barbell Rows is 22lbs less than I thought (they look the same).

So I can handle squats but not OH Press and Barbell Rows...

I'm so fucking dumb.

>finish a set
>sip water
>blow nose
>wipe mouth w/ towel
>dynamic stretches to keep muscles warm
>sip water
>do next set
>repeat for entire workout
Home gym, I don't think I could lift in public.

>>42428904
I lifted with at home with a 35lb bar for 7 months. Thought I was the shit when I OHPd what I thought was 1pl8 but was actually 125

>wear gym shorts
>OHP in the squat rack
>drink from the water fountain

>>42429044
I OHP in the squat rack. I used to care about it until I saw the retarded shit other cunts in the gym use the rack for. It's legit.

>>42429205
There's a dude that comes into my gym every monday at noon and curls 135 in the squat rack, then sits in the sauna for an hour

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>>42428711

>>42429217
Is he jacked

>>42428458
>I'm kinda unsure and awkward when people interact with me at the gym
>people interact with me all the time since I stand out
>white guy with natty Afro
>Normie strong too
>awkward even when I meet people I know
>cute girl I know with learning disability likes to talk to me when she sees me but have to break off convos sometimes cause it's always in the middle of my workouts.
>skittish around other people I know

I don't know what it is but I hate people talking to me when I workout. Im fine talking to strangers in most other settings though. I guess it just screws with my flow.

>>42429272
He's very tall and generally a /big guy/ but not jacked

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>>42428458

>final set of pullups
>Say out loud "This ones for the stars and bars"
>Do this everytime
>not even american

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>>42429676
Glad you're lifting for what matters, buddy

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>>42429885
>American flag with Confederate
Quit being a faggot. Down with the Union.

>>42430128
>he doesn't realise all burgers are yanks
ow's dem dere oboysatiy rates treatin yer?

>person who obviously more attractive/fit than me comes in
>judge their form
How are they able to get such big biceps when they can't even do a single set of curls without using their back all the time because the weight is too heavy?
Have you lied to me /fit/?

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>>42430128
They couldn't even win a war

>>42429323
That's not weird. I fucking hate people interrupting my workout

>>42430427
This. It's a really stupid thing to do. You are in the middle of a fucking heavy squat /deadlift, and someone tries talking to you, it's really idiotic.

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>>42430306
>ow's dem dere oboysatiy rates treatin yer?
I get prime pussy because being /fit/ in the South makes you a god. It's treating me just fine.

>>42428458
When I use the row machine, I listen to documentaries/books/etc on classical naval warfare and imagine myself rowing in battle. I get mean rows at least

>always make sure weights are upright when i load the bar
>all legible and parallel to the floor
>I can tell what dumbells I use because after I return them they're all upright
Seems like I have the 'tism