ITT: We try to trigger as many /fit/izens as possible with just

>Girls don't like big muscles.

>OP should go back to shitposting somewhere else

>I really like you, as a friend I mean

>>42421275
>tfw no gf

>cardio DOESN'T kill gains

>>42421275
>hey we should hang out some time
no reply.

>>42421275

>anyone under 6' is a manlet
>traps are gay
>there's literally nothing wrong with veganism
>fat people are still people despite their genetic conditions

>traps are gay

>you'll find the right girl anon

>>42421321
funny, I wanted to start the thread saying there is nothing wrong with veganism

its gay to like girls with muscles

Girls with low bf % look like shit.

>We all work out to achieve significantly less of the progress that a FtM transexual can through legal testosterone usage

>>42421275
>OP is saying the truth and he is not a faggot

>niggers are superior human beans

>feelin fit buddy?

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>>42421382
You fix the picture

>>42421382
why have you done this to me? :(

>>42421395
I guess I win

>5'10" is the manlet cutoff range, 6'0" is lankletmode

>animal products cause chronic diseases

>>42421275
>Women are only interested in wealth
>Lifting is for vanity
>anyone under 6'5" is a manlet
>Zyzz was overrated

>tone

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>>42421275
Tbh you triggered me by how bait your bait is.

>Lifting wont cure your autism

>>42421413
this is true though

black men have bigger dicks than white men, and this is a statistical fact

>yfw this is actually going to buttblast people itt
>yfw /fit/ is just /pol/-lite now

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>that girl you like is probably fucking chad right now

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>why would you run if you can just drive everywhere?

Face frame height

Lifting to overcompensate

>squatting is bad for your knees

>>42421275
>I wish I could settle down with a nice guy like you

>>42421275

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

>>42421537
Not bigger than me though, and that's all that matters.

>>42421315
youve gone too far

SS is a meme

>>42421275
>height doesn't matter, shorter guys get the same attention as taller guys

>>42421275
>you cant improve your betaness from lifting

>you don't need to eat big to get big

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>>42422837
You shut your lying whore mouth.

Once I lift enough I'll finally be an alpha chad with qt3.14 gfs. My effort will be worth it because the world is a good place where hard work is rewarded

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>>42421298

>>42421275
>you're not /fit/ unless you can run 5km in under 25 minutes

all girls want the BBC

>>42421275
>Boogie meme is the best meme /fit/ ever created with eating insects meme on top of that.

>>42425262
Man I miss the eating insects meme. I hope it comes back

>Leg presses are as good as squatz

>>42425340
It was so clever amarite?

>>42423047
Kek

>>42425340
I also forgotten about siping sips while eating insects for mad gains

>Oh I see you're squatting, you should try this new squat machine, it's just as good but safe

>>42423047
hahahaha

>>42425390
Squat machine? i dont get how the fuck does that exist. Do you have a pic of dat?

>CICO

Muscles mean you're compensating

If she didn't like you before you started lifting, she wont like you after.

>>42421382
>i love you for you who are
Yes, the Grammar Nazi in me is definitely triggered.

>>42425465
anf if she does, avoid her

You dont lift for yourself

>>42421315
stfu

>>42423047
kek

>>42421275
spoiler shes wearing leggings with built in buttpads.

once they come off shes flat as an ironingboard

>>42421298

Kill yourself and delete this post

>>42421382
>>42425486
I didn't even notice until you pointed it out. My brain just automatically fixed the sentence. Strange.

>Lifting weights won't fix your boring personality.
>cardio is essential.

>>42421298
DELET

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>are you going to be at the gym all day?
>don't you have a life, anon?

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>>42425597

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>She loves him more than she ever loved you

>bread is bad for you

>>42425626
shes gonna look 35 by the time shes 21 cuz of that much tanning

>>42421413
Anything below 6'2 is manlet nowadays

>>42421382
> love you for you who are
> you who are
> Exodus 3:14, he that is what is, ehyeh ašer ehyeh
> loves me for God
Right in the feels.

>bread is good for you

>>42421382
delete this

>>42421382

>always thought love was a myth
>treated my ex like shit
>turned out she genuinely liked me and was absolutely destroyed when I dumped her
>never found the same love she had for me in any other girl

>>42426326
That hurts man, did you apologize to her at least?

>>42423047
Kek

>>42421382
FUCK YOU FOR POSTING THIS

>exercise is bad for the joints you're going to regret it when you're old

>health at every size
>squats are useless
>cardio kills gains

>Girls like nice thick legs

>>42425632
Are they trying to sell a car?

You'll never make it.

>Girls don't even care about legs.

>>42421275
FACE HEIGHT FRAME

>I'm pro-skub

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>>42421275
>305 is normal testosterone levels for a man in his 20s I don't see why you think this is an issue

>>42421382
NOBODY LOVES ME

>>42425539
I have conflicting views on this matter, my idealist self says I should ignore her because she rejected me before and only wants me now for my physical appearance, but my cynical side says I should reap the benefits of my gains and just fuck her for my own pleasure
What would you do /fit/?

>>42421275

Taking steroids causes irrational anger issues (aka roid rage) the same way that taking estrogen makes you more irrationally emotional (feminine).

Whether you have lashed out at people yet or not rather than taking it out on the iron.

>>42421321
First two are true btw

>A majority of your lifts should be done in the 6-7 rep range

>>42427153
Look I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.
A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.
A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul

>deadlifts and squats are unsafe and replaceable for hypertrophy

>>42421277
delete

>>42425568
>alpha vs Beta

>>42427195
>caring

There is no gay or straight lol who even gives a fuck it literally doesn't matter its all semantic bullshit

there are guys who take full on man dick in the ass who wouldnt call themselves gay and there are virgins on this board right now who watch anime fag porn and id as full on flaming faggot gay

whoooo caressss

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>>42427195
you might not be gay but you're definitely not straight my dude.

>black girls are more actractive the white ones if you dissagree you are a low test beta

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I cant believe this isn't here yet
>Don't get to big anon.

>>42423047
shit like this never happens

>The only lifts you really need are squats, bench press, and rows.

>>42421315
IT DOESN'T YOU PSEUDOSCIENCE FAGGOT