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Gym horror stories thread.
I'll start.
>be me
>doing workout
>arms and shoulders
>finish half of my sets
>go to get a drink from my bottle in my bag
>when going to get it, there's a family checking out the gym, either because they're new to the area or they're dropping their kid off for daycare
>kid is no more than 5yo
>decide to be nice
>go up to the kid
>extend my arm for a fist bump
>slip
>punch kid square in the face
>not too hard but hard enough for the kid to experience this new pain
>immediately turn around
>get bag
>walk out of gym
>somehow parents didnt see me do it
Good workout tho
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>>42418089
>get nipples pierced with cool spike jewlery on them
>looks really cool, but they hurt because the piercings are still healing
>wear tanktop to the gym to show them off
>start off with some hard cardio on the stairmaster, listening to eminem dubstep mixes
>I then go over to the row machine and start pumping out some serious rows
>all the cardio bunnies are pointing and laughing at me from their little huddle near the treadmills
>this confuses me, I thiught my nipple piercings would get me some hypnotizing mires
>I look down, my nipples are bleeding. there's two giant red circles on my tanktop
>I get up from the row machine and run to the locker room.
>now I can feel the pain from my nipples
>I rip off my tanktop to find out my piercings are gone and both nipples are torn at the seams
>after a very embarrassing and painful visit to the emergency room where they stitch up my nipples, I decide to stay away from piercings
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>>42418182
jesus fuck
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