>went to a bar
>took a girl home and banged her
It finally happened. It finally fucking happened. Years of anticipation and hard work paid off.
We're all gonna fucking make it brehs.
have fun with your STD
>>42406432
t. virgin
>>42406432
Wtf thats no way to talk to anon if youre chad please go and stay go this is an important milestone in anyones life for when a male engage in intercourse he has basicaly made it go fuck yourself
Please explain how you went out.
By yourself? What type of bar? What did you say? How did you pretend to be human? How many people were laughing at you behind your back. Were your feet itching? What small talk did you use?
>>42406436
His comment was quite reasonable tbqh. If you're picking up random bar sluts then your likelihood of contracting something is higher than it should be if you value health. Re-evaluate your priorities.
Good work anon
>>42406589
t. virgin
>>42406432
STDs are a mindset
Glad you got your knob slobbed OP
>>42406402
Proud of you anon! Now you can do it more often with more girls!
>>42406436
>still need a job
>for that i still need school
>still need my own place
I have a long way to go. I guess I could just lie about everything