How can modern """""strong"""""men

im gonna right on a boulder i had 100 gfs

you know you can write anything you want on a boulder?

>>42397096
I mean, back then it had to be manually chiseled, very few people would have had time for that

>>42397104
you don't think they had bored dudes back then who just did stuff?

>Spartacus was here
>Theophadrus can suck deez nuts
>Fuck Athens

People have just written shit on stuff for all time, as long as there has been written language

>>42397104
clearly you haven't seen all the ancient graffiti which is basically the exact same as any modern high school toilet

>>42397104
You must not know of the Pompeii graffiti

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>>42397104
You're an idiot who needs a better education.

>pic related ancient greek graffiti

>>42397249
what about whales? they eat animals

>>42397287
I think he might be talking about pound for pound but it's just a joke anyway.

>>42397249
>gorillas, elephants, and buffaloes are stronger than whales, sharks, and bears

Don't @ me, a bear would fuck up a gorilla easy

>>42397287
Literally strongest animal on the planet.
It's an omnivore.
Nothing even comes close, one little fin movement pushes more weight than any other animals movement.
Let alone when they are actually trying to get up and go.

>>42397361
But how much can't it squat?

>>42397361
Whales can fucking jump into the air from the water. The amount of force they need to generate to do that has to be mind boggling

>>42397304
well, pound for pound the strongest would be a dung beetle. Which eats shit. Which I don't think is considered vegan.

>>42397249
What a fucking pussy. I would fuck him up. KEK

le strong herbivores

watch a human take down any of those animals listed. With proper time and prep, humans >>>>>> all. Omnivores baby

>>42397361
I can squat more than a whale so I am stonger.

>>42397249
Ya cause the test has nothing to do with it, just the plants

>>42397069
>want to fuck dem greek bitches and young boys
>training takes too long to pay off
>just look for the biggest rock you can find
>write "I lifted this rock" on it
>bitches believe it

Easiest pussy I ever got

>>42397249
beta roider

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>>42397249
ants lift 20 times their own weight. ants eat ALL kinds of meat.

eat shit you pompous little faggot.

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>>42397249

yawn

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Dinnie Stones are way more interesting rocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQlNwxn5oo

>>42398546
>Reddit spacing

>>42398727

>no argument

sad

>>42398727
>any and all forms of spacing is reddit spacing

why are you so stupid as to believe that reddit owns a monopoly on "spacing", you projecting little shit? fuck off back to your safe space, moron.

>>42398727
That's not even Reddit spacing, summernigger. Reddit spacing is when:

Every

Sentence

Is

Spaced

Out

Like

This

For

No

Reason

Other

Than

'tism

>>42398842

you seem oddly proficient

>>42399590
you seem oddly gay, homosexual faggot

>>42399650

*homosexual* faggot?

looks like we have an academic here

>>42397580
maybe a baby whale.

>>42399707
maybe a baby faggot.

>>42397304
Ants eat meat though.

>>42397249
this guy is a meme. Quite literally a failure in the strongman sense. He won Germany's strongest man .. once.. 6 years ago and has been milking it since.

Germany literally hasn't been in a World's Strongest Man QUALIFIER since 2009.

This might be the worlds strongest vegan because the rest are brittle boned faggots, though.

>>42397104
it doesn't take that much time to chisle something. He could also have lifted it by other means than his barehands in a way that was a feat of strength

>>42401454
This, he is a nobody in the strongman scene.

>>42397069
He didn't need to lift his over the head. All that he needed to do according to the inscription is to lift it at all, even for like half of an inch.

Admirable. But wait until they find your mommas hidden tattoo.

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>>42397249
>orca
>sperm
>blue

what are whales for $500

>>42397069
yeah its myths and cute legends

humans are stronger than they ever were thanks to food, steroids and no danger to health.
everything saying otherwise are just romanticized stories.

>>42402177
Don't you know. Fish aren't animals.

>>42402550
kek. brainlet

>>42397249
Gorillas eat meat tho.

>>42397069
How did the rock chisel itself though?

>>42397287
>>42397344
>>42397571
>>42398341
>>42398508
>>42398546
>>42398663
>>42401454
>>42402177
>>42403740

>all these ass ravaged faggots mad that their "vegans are weak" meme has no bearing on reality

>>42398675
stone bulls below the knee, nice one

>>42399707
>reddit spacing

>>42397249
>eating meat instead of treestars
lmao it's like you want to have small arms and big heads

>>42397104
clearly one guy named Eumastas did