>30g protein in 160 calories Is octopus THE cutting food?

octopi are too bro-tier to eat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G6eH1KDl0s

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>>42380585
Fucking making me hungry bruh

>>42380575
I don't know where I would even get some.

>>42380621
They live in the ocean.

>>42380646
lel

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>>42380575
expensive as fuaaaark

>>42380646
The WHAT?!?!

>>42380575
Octopi are too smart. The exhibit emotion, problem-solving ability, and sentience.

Catfish and tilapia are way less intelligent, and also have extremely high amounts of protein per calorie. Also very cheap.

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>>42380575

>>42380575
looks disgusting

>>42380621
It's a water animal

>>42380768
This, plus fish is super fast to cook and defrost compared to beef or chicken

>>42380887
Yep. Plus, top tier micros. The majority of my diet is fish and sometimes chicken. Red meat is only when I'm going out for a nice meal for a birthday or other event, the high calories and relatively weak micros aren't worth it.

>>42380887
Thankfully I live in a state where it's legal to set trot lines. I fill up a gallon bag of catfish fillets even when we do poorly.

how does octopus taste

>>42380931
Delicious. Grilled with salt and lemon juice is god tier

>>42380575
They are one of the few animals I feel bad about eating, they are extremely intelligent creatures. Fascinating to observe.

>>42380931
Like complete garbage if it's not a carpaccio or pulpo a la gallega

pls help how do you season your food /fit/
am I a bad person for just using mustard

>>42380931
really tasty when grilled with lemon juice or vinegar.
but its too expensive for me and i live in a mediterranean country..its probably cheaper for me to go and fish it myself

>>42380944
>>42380951
describe the taste

>>42380877
It's a not hot dog

>>42380961
tastes like a much more tasty,less smelly,less chewy squid.

>>42380768
plus octopus is incredibly haram

>>42380961
like plastic

>>42380961
Imagine chicken gristle but soft enough to chew

>>42380768

>Eating bottom feeders
>literal shit eaters

Ishiggydiggy. Salmon is the ultimate god-tier fish. No mercury, lots of protein, tons of omega-3's, taste fucking delicious

>>42380989
Shut your mouth

>>42380954
Kek, a bit.

Well, for starters just use salt and pepper, you can slowly experimemt with different seasonings such as garlic, ginger, paparika (the lord's favorite seasoning) and various seasonings

>>42380994
>no mercury
sorry guy

>>42381002
Paprika is breddy gud. Use cumin and curry powder though.

>>42381027
He's actually right. They are categorized as "very low" for mercury levels

>>42380961
>>42380989
This. It takes like nothing if it's not cooked by an expert.

>>42380961

My uncle used to cook it for me and it tastes like salty milk and coins.

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>>42381078
are you entirely sure about that

>>42381078
Take it back faggot

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>>42380575
>Why is it not already incorporated into your diet?

I don't eat shellfish, that way when the jews take over I can claim to be one of them

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>Tfw bulking on takoyaki

>>42380575
how many grams of octopus is that? i dont want to fell like that info graphic meme of broccoli and meat comparison.

>>42381044
categorized your mom as currently sucking my dick

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>>42380768
>semi-veganism
>muh intelligent being

>>42380768
yeah senpai I fucking love tilapia lol

>>42380768
T. Octopus

>>42380768
you are not fooling anyone octupussy.

>>42381311
I ordered some tilapia with my chicken. Should arrive tomorrow.
How should I cook it? Was thinking of breading and frying it then squeezing some lemon juice over it.

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>>42380575
I already have chicken.

I had duck breast with noodles for dinner tonight. Don't care about the nutrition of it tbqh. Shit tastes good though

>>42380768
do not reply to octopus posters

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>>42380585
>tfw pregnant
going to passing muh knowledge
>dies

>>42381078
Are you sure you aren't describing the taste of his cock?

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>>42381323
>>42381398
>>42381634
>tfw 4chan figures out you're an octopus
>tfw humans will now discover out hyper-advanced undersea civilization
>tfw you learn why its illegal to use the human internet

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>>42380575
>tfw you gorged yourself on pulpo on holiday in Galicia this summer and you can't get that in Ohio

>>42381448
I always bake tilapia my dude -- that's how much I love it

Maybe a MIST of lemon and that's it, oh and pepper

>>42381806
kek

>>42380994
Only con is the price, it's expensive as fuck

>>42380982
you mean not kosher

>>42382074
jew please go

>>42381853
nile or mozambique?

>>42381279
100g, which is about one small octopus or 1.5 tentacles from an average sized one

>>42380961
not much, its a bit fishy but does not have a lot of flavor. grilled it comes out pretty chickeny.
Marinating it then grilling is the best imo

>>42381806
Top lel

>>42380575
shit sounds like its hard to find and hard to cook

>>42380954
Fuck off Trenevskiy

>>42380768
Octopi can learn through observation. If we put a tank of at least 5 of them behind a dedicated shitposter I wonder if they could mimic his keyboard usage. Fucking terrifying animals

>>42380575
not a huge fan of the taste and texture, but how's it working for you, OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH0cV8FcfV4

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>>42383178
>tfw 5 octopi slowly learn to type
>they begin with non-sense
>then slowly into patterns to spout memes
>they are on a /s4s/ poster level now
>then they discover /b/ and start spamming rate my tentacle threads
>at this level they are proficient in english language
>they can shitpost in every board, even /r9k/ because muh feels
>scientists faces when they realise they created 5 ultra shitposters that can operate at the 4x speed of a dedicated human shitposter at the very least

>>42380575
Pulpo de Gallegos is for dinner amigo

Pulpo gallego is decent

>>42383178
>>42380768
Now I am left to wonder if humans didn't exist would there be a species to rise up to the role that humans employ now, and if so which one

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>>42383346
Unfortunately, it wouldn't be octopi. They're super smart, but don't communicate with each other. The inability to pass knowledge makes technology nearly impossible.

>tfw no superintelligent octopi shitposters

I don't give a shit how smart it is, octopus is delicious. I'm going to buy a dog to keep as a slave for its entire life and train it to be unconditionally loyal anyway. Dogs are smart as fuck and slavery us morally reprehensible so what's the ethical difference in killing a smart animal to eat as opposed to enslaving a smart animal to have it serve you?

>>42383428
Found the sentient catfish. Is there a sectet catfish v octopi war?

>>42380621
Any asian grocery store will have octopus in the seafood section.

>>42383424
When the bombs force us into the water we'll get our octopi gfs and establish a future for the benefit of both our species.

Tentacles here we come

>>42383346
Dogs. That slippery gene and their already established connection with humans and communication would make them next.

On the bright side, furries will be dead so they will never get to see their heaven on earth.

>>42380931
like copper pennies

>>42380768
Too smart for what?

>>42383598
On the down side furries aren't already dead

>>42380931
It's very chewey. I'd describe the texture as rubbery. Other than the odd texture, it's very tasty. I've had grilled octopus before. Also takoyaki. I'd definitely recommend it.

>>42380994
What is bioaccumulation

>>42380768
We've found you out mr octopus

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>>42383551
>bombs
God will punish us with another flood.
The end times are near when the first mermaid is born.
Her blood is very important.

>>42383428
because """enslaving""" the dog isn't a hostile action

>>42380575
Fresh octopus is fucking amazing.

Unfortunately though I live in the UK and can only get it when I'm in a Mediterranean country.

>>42380961
like a bag of sand

>>42387093
And slavery of humans wasn't necessarily a hostile action but that doesn't make it any less morally reprehensible. Think about it, we've bred an animal purely to serve us. We've selected which dogs breed purely for our own desires for thousands of years. We've conducted eugenics on an entire species so they can be steadfastly loyal to the point a dog with a good life is one in which it has very little individual agency and serves it's master faithfully until it dies. It's just as ethically questionable as breeding to eat if we are retarded enough to impute human characteristics onto anything that isn't human.

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WRONG!!!

>80 calories of pure fucking protein in 100g

>>42380575
Per 160 calories of shrimp, you get 38g of protein.

Also shrimp is a lot easier to come by

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>>42380646
So does Aquaman

Where the fuck do you get these exotic fish for cheap'

I'm just eating mackerel cause I can get it for $4 a kg and it doesn't have a fuckload of lead

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>>42383346
Tree squids

>>42381002
Chipotle chicken has been my go to recently

>>42381256
>when the jews take over
buddy do I have some news for you

>>42383467
Mexican groceries seem to have them too. I don't know how common these grocery stores are outside of Texas though.

>>42387800
i remember that show

Best octopus recipe here, bois. One of the best "tapas" in Spain, too.

http://www.spanish-food.org/seafood-pulpo-a-la-gallega.html

>>42381830
Galician here "Pulpo a feira" is one of my favourite foods, and its very easy to coock in your house so you have to try it.

Shame about the price.

I thought it was a poverty food 'cause Tony Montana in Scarface complains about eating nothing but octopus in Cuba.

>>42380575
Octopus are thinking animals and not for eating. Eating octopus, squid or especially cuttlefish is barbaric, on the same level as eating dogs or apes.

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>>42380585
>>42380768
>>42389303

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Onii-chan, you're not going to eat me, are you?

>>42380768
They're not smart enough not to get caught and eaten routinely

>>42387800
What's that from?

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>>42387800
Man I loved that show so fucking much
They and Future Worlds had such interesting designs, like the fucking giant stump things that wandered around on a giant jellyfish-ocean thing
>>42389623
Future Is Wild from animal planet

>>42389604
Everyone has their strengths and weakness. I mean you can't ask an astrophysicist to solve problems based on other fields of science.

>>42381310
So no refutation?

>>42380982
it's not haram

t. muslim

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>>42389689
dope, thanks
It reminds me of Man After Man, which is a book with a similar concept. Also the origin of this meem.

>>42380719
This picture is deep.

>>42389689
These are the sea striders from that "science" documentary about the two drones going to another planet aren't they? Was it a TV show is there more of this kind of stuff

>>42389766
it is haram to eat any creature from the sea that does not have scales senpai.

“We are given fish that do not bear an extra layer on them (scales)”. The Imam replied: “Eat all fish that have scales and do not eat those that do not.” [Wasa’il al-Shia, vol. 16, pp. 397]

>>42380575

Not a vegan of anything, I just feel weird eating something that is more intelligent than most people I meet.

It's a shame. They are delicious. One of God's cruel jokes I guess.

>>42389809
>/lit/ using /fit/ in pic

>>42389689
holy SHIT, I've been trying to find the name of it for literally YEARS, thanks so much anon

>>42381135
he already did

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How come this isn't a staple in everyone's diet either? HUGE amounts of fibre, a lot of protein with barely any carbs/fats, awesome source of potassium and a shit ton of other nutrients too.

>>42389604
Fishermen say they only catch octopus if they're confused or asleep.

They can literally take all that bait out of a trap and leave with it.

>>42391707
Smarter than 99% of /fit/.

>>42389813
No it's not. It's retarded.
Shows how fucked in the head our current generation is.
Going to a grave of someone to take a picture of yourself and post it on the Internet.
Fucking retarded. You go there to pay some respect and maybe to go through some thoughts, not to blog about it to show everyone how respectful you are.

>>42381078
I don't get it.
Why salty milk and coins? It doesn't taste salty/iron at all.

>>42380646

but fish fuck in the ocean...

>>42389949
t. shia heretic

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>>42383551
More like
>Tentacles here we cvum
amirite

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>>42391745
Is now a bad time to mention that some anons on /hm/ found out a porn star they liked died, so they figured out where he was buried and jacked off on his grave?

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>>42383551
>octopi girlfriend
But do you really want an octopus or do you want a squid?

>>42391995
>tfw /pol/ represses their homosexual desire and expresses it as a fear of black men taking white women
>tfw /pol/ should be worried about octopi taking white women

I N K E D

>>42381267
Weeb

>>42385862
Souns like, Mermaid..Murder...
Murmaider...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew

>>42389728
>>42389728
>you can't ask an astrophysicist to solve problems based on other fields of science.
Watch me.