give me your /fit/ cringe
>Be me
>Finishing back day with some bicep curls
>Looking for 2.5kg weights to add onto my 10kg either side
>Goldust
>Spot two between two hot girls
>Ready for this moment
>Bend down to grab them
>Face near ass
"Are you t-tays.. dun need these?"
>Shit meant to say girls
"Sorry we are using these"
"t-thanks"
>walks away
>keep walking around for 10 minutes
>returned to curl my 10's
i wouldn't have even asked just took tbqh famalam
>put on dip harness with 30kg
>waddle to the dip bars
>movement caused it to unlock then immediately lock again on my dick
>pain like I've never felt before
>feel like the tip of my dick was completely cut off
>run to the bathroom in severe pain
>expect to find a huge amount of blood and a severed dick
>just a scratch, pain went away the next day
careful with those lads. i was lucky
>>42364033
Sweated so much, it leaked right through my ass cheeks and my balls. People thought I pissed myself. Ran to lockeroom, dried my shorts with hand dryer.
>>42364071
Shit. It bruised my leg a few times, but I never expected this. Thanks for the advice.
>>42364033
>>42364096
holy fuck
one of my favourites
another
>>42364145
I have tears in my eyes
>>42364145
>ywn have a brap-off with a gym bro
>>42365765
It's not cringe if it's obviously fabricated
>>42365702
I'll have a brap off with you if you promise to bury your tongue in my asshole the entire time.
>>42366312
yes. yes i want that.
pic related
>>42364071
I had chain link slip through and pinch the fuck out of my thigh with 90 lbs on for weighted pull ups. Just completely crushed a tiny piece of skin. Didn't feel that nice
>>42366367
Wow... He has very little self awareness if he thinks that looks good on him.
>>42366376
bet it made you squirt jizz you degenerate
keep your whips and chains out of my gym
>>42366376
>completely crushed a tiny piece of skin
Oh no!!! It crushed your whole penis?? ;_;
>>42364033
Oh I have a really good one!
>be me, squatting and minding my own business
>my local gym gets new owner, pretty cool guy but believes some major broscience
>one time told me to squat with shoes on(I squat in socks, but now Converse) because it "activates your ankles"
>anyways, squatting and there's this typical instagrill
>tight pants pulled up, stomach showing and shit
>doing that normie exercise where they lay on their side and raise the leg up.
>gym owner comes over and explains it's wrong form
>lolwut.jpeg
>grabs her upper leg and shows her how to do it, looks kinda rapey desu
>you can see he's got a real tight grip on that shit
>now people are looking and shit
>trying not to laugh
>then he gives a demonstration on how to do it
>when is leg goes up he starts grunting and moaning awkwardly really loud
>my sides embark on a journey into the cosmos
>he's like, this is how yo- UGHHHHA do this UGHHHH
>DYELS are even acting like wtf us going on
>gets up, tells her if she needs help with anything let him know
>gives her high five
>mfw this whole thing occurred in under 2 of my squat sets
>mfw he was probably activating his ankles
>>42364145
thanks for the laugh anon.
>get to gym
>theres a nigger wearing a raincoat with the hood up on one of the bikes
>drop off bag in changing room, come back out to see him pumping his fist as he cycles
>roll eyes and head over to a rack
>few sets into my squats his buddy arrives and they both set up at a squat rack opposite me
>load up 40kg and take turns to execute terrible half squats
>this triggers me since im doing atg squats at 3.5 times that
>ree internally
>they leave the plate on the bar start doing some gay abs circuit
>then they get one of those little bridge looking step things
>assume since theyre clearly morons theyre going to hit calves
>they take the same weight they struggled to squat and jump up and down off this step
>im hoping theres an accident at this point
>unfortunately they survive
>still dont unrack plates
>later, look over to see them at a bench
>doing some sort of bench/abs combo where they raise their legs up to vertical as they press the bar
>nigger has kept his hood up this entire time
>despair
>>42367616
We have a cringey black guy like that too
>It's back and bicep day
>neighborhood friend walks in
>takes out his phone but no ear buds
>proceeds to play reggae as loud as his little speakers could
>wearing jeans and anime shirt, he is, not me
>starts to spin his legs like sonic the fucking hedgehog running back and forth
>revs up his arms like a V-22 Osprey
>reggae still playing, steel drum solo
>gets on lat pull down
>lays all the way down
>ad on spotify starts so I decide to recite the ad so he understands we can all hear his Jamaican heritage
>"O O O'Reilyyyyyyyyyyy auto parts!"
>gives me a look like I'm the weirdo
Tldr I'm now the gym racist
>>42368095
>so I decide to recite the ad so he understands we can all hear his Jamaican heritage
Anon the black guy isnt the only cringe here
>>42368254
I know I just really like ads
>>42366367
That's the longest non bicep I've ever seen.