How big do my muscles need to be so I can get immediately noticed

to get a girl like that you need to be either rich, a male model, or have a shit load of drugs. That's who you're competing with. It's not even because of her looks, her ego has to be so inflated as to only want the "top" echelon of men. This is assuming you're referring to sommerray and not some random club whore

You can get her when she's 30.

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Or just be the most influential youtuber.

>>42351574
Her ass looks mishapen for some reason

>>42351737
>sommerray
>not some random club whore
yikes mate its time to consider killing yourself

>>42351574
>incredibly tight disco pants and overknee boots

Muh fetishes

>>42351884
I'm fine with waiting that long.

Will my 6-inch penis be able to satisfy her by then?

>>42351938
Dicklets need to just be content eating pussy. I'm 7.5" with decent girth and still my girl only cums with oral

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>>42352101
12 inch coke can girth here

My woman also only comes from a thorough clit flicking.

Pic related, my woman.

18" penis here, let me tell you it's not all sunshine and roses.

My entire torso is a penis guy checking in.

My wife has never gotten an orgasm.

I have a detachable penis with its own portable blood supply and it's the size of a monument... let me tell you now your cuddle game better be top notch.

>>42351574
My penis perfectly fits into my girlfriends vagina, hitting all walls AND her G-spot simultaneously and I can fuck for 7 hours at a time without cumming.

She still only cums with oral.
>government pays docs to remove gspot from women at birth since 2004 so we are forced into oral making us believe that our dicks are obsolete

>>42351737
T.beta

If you are kind of fit and a have a 7/10 facr, you have a chance with her

I have seen average looking guys with good looking girls and the guys arent even rich

>>42352326
>birth since 2004
so you fuck a lot of <13 year olds?

My penis is 6 inches long at most and I pretty much never fail to make girls orgasm from penetration. They always seem a bit shocked and some of them have told me they have never experienced that before. No idea what I'm doing but it works haha

My cock is literally a bed frame, these anons are right. Use that tongue.

>>42351574
All you need is to be 6'3

>>42353158
my autism is too strong, and ex-obese fat fuck so you know skin problem

>>42353195
Like hanging skin and shit?

>>42351574
her ass looks fake af.

>>42353207
yeah and stretchmarks

>>42353275
Just get fit, a surgery and say they're scars from Iraq or something

>>42353275
How bad is it?

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Maybe someone here can help me out. I've almost had sex on five separate occasions but was too nervous to get it up every single time... It's seriously fucking humiliating to be with a solid 6-7/10 and not be able to get hard, even after 15 minutes of her helping. I don't have a problem getting it up when I'm alone, don't watch porn and jerk off once a day. help me pls

>>42353303
it's just nerves.

it's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point.

relax and stop putting so much pressure on yourself.

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>>42353303
You got unresolved youth trauma's
You need to fuck your own Mother

>>42353303
ur gay

>>42353303
Thinking too much

>>42353342
>>42353358
I don't start getting nervous until ~3 minutes of her waiting for me to get hard. Then the anxiety sets in and it gets much worse.
>>42353348
figured
>>42353353
desu I've tried fucking a guy before but ran into the same issue

>>42351737
Nigga just be confident and funny.

T. Bear mode 6'4" 245lbs

>>42353303
Yes, I can help you. We often think our bodies are "us". This isn't true. Our bodies are self sustaining vehicles in which we are passengers with minimal control. Our hearts beat without us telling them to, we breathe while asleep, our white blood cells track down, chase, kill, and remove foreign bacteria all without us knowing or interfering.

I'm telling you all this so you understand this next part: Your body is polite enough to the human race to admit it doesn't need to spread it's inferior genetic code to future generations.

>"Then why doesn't it just stop making sperm so I can still enjoy sex but not get anyone pregnant?"
Probably for a similar reason why we have many inefficient things with our bodies. Our bodies aren't perfect and make mistakes.

I hope this helped :^)

>>42353303
Inhibitions too high, thinking too much. Drink more alcohol.

>>42353303
Dry humping my man

>>42352331
>>42351915
>>42353424

>16m instagram followers

haha bro jus be urself and hit the gym

how many levels of cope are you on? Jesus christ. Just acknowledge that if you don't have a genetically good face there are females in this world you will simply NEVER fuck

/fit/ help

For the past three times I've been unable to cum. My dick stays hard for like 2 hours straight but I cant come even close to busting a fat one.

All girls I've been with feel really bad about if afterwards and think that something is wrong with them

Wat do??

>>42353508
also, when I had a gf I didn't have this problem it only became relevant when I started doing one night stands

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>>42353488
Dude, you should go outside and socialize.

>>42351737
Lmao go outside. Girls like that go home with average guys all the time. Personality counts for something. Guys dropping cash and drugs to show off comes off as creepier than you think it does a lot of the time.

>>42351737
Another pillar of sucess is charisma. If you are a very well connected, kinda popular person who has a strong base of friends and peer groups you have good chances as well. Bitches love to be with "famous" persons.

>>42352101

Send her to me boi I'll hit the spots that you apparently keep missing.

>>42353435
shut up retard

>>42353525
your ex put a spell on you mate.

>>42353397

Close your eyes and concentrate on sex you've had previously, or a good porn vid or something. You have to stop thinking about whether or not your penis is getting hard or it won't ever get hard.

>>42353303
Honest question, do you watch a lot of porn?

>>42353303
Its nerves/anxiety. I have the same issue.

Take viagra. Its easy to get.

Even if you don't need it, having taken one gives you a whole other level of assurance and confidence.

I have 100mg in my wallet in case I ever fuck. Take it like a half hour beforehand (so when you're on your way back or something) and 100mg lasts fucking ages 100mg is overkill, like, really overkill, but knowing that its overkill, combined with the fact it is, just gives me even more confidence in my performance abilities.

It doesn't force erections, but if you're sexually aroused it makes getting and maintaining them MUCH easier.

Its odd, I'm sure the mental effects vastly outweigh the actual, physical effects for me.

>>42352338
Wait, u dont? Who the fuck u liftin since everyone at 13+ know big muscles dont mean strength

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>>42353303

>>42353303
V I A G R A
C I A L I S

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>>42351574
I'm impressed by how autistic people on this thread are.

Pic related is me and my ex gf who was a fashion week model. Do you notice anything?

>>42356326
Sorry you have to rotate it. I posted that directly from my phone since the picture was only there.

>>42353303
This>>42353342

Just find a girl who's willing to take it slow. You just need to relax, and wait for the nerves to pass. It might take a few tries. Just find someone who's alright with cuddles and maybe sex.

>>42356326
jesus man your nipples are unbelievably pink, you must of been spoon fed heaps of estrogen as a child

>>42356408
Now that in thinking about its possible.
I used to eat a lot of canned prepared food and microwaved that.
Used to eat that daily all my life and still now

>>42353303
>>42356282
THIS
20mg cialis + 100mg proviron :^) enjoy

>>42353630
WRONG if you arent CHAD you will NEVER fuck a woman

>>42351907
Jesus.. watching all these kids on youtube makes me feel out of touch.

>>42353630
This. You don't need muscles.
See the picture I posted, I was an average guy with an average body and she was a model

>>42353747
Not him, but how do I break curses that girls put on me.
I'm almost certain I've been cursed by two different girls and it's one of the reasons I'm still a virgin at 24.
Do I do it the old fashioned way where I cut their heads off and toss them into a fire?

>>42351912
This wtf.

>>42355153
Where the fuck do you get it

>>42353303
I read somewhere that I had better jack off a few hours before losing my virginity so that I last longer so I did. Ended up trying to noodle stab a bitch for an hour with no results. Years later I finally got up the courage to try again, with the same result. Only the third time when I decided not to jack off before hand did I actually get hard enough to fug. Came pretty quick but was hard again in a few minutes. No clue why this is, but jacking off completely kills my boners, so I was actually causing the problem and missed out on years of pussy.

>>42356326
Are u from Australia?

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>>42351574
just be confident

>>42356844
Do they not have online pharmacies in the US?

>uk
>go online to superdrug site
>blah blah blah i can never fucking get it up sell me drugs
>get online prescription
>buy viagra and viagra related accessories

>>42357146
No? Nigga you can't even buy OTC drugs without ID here

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>going to clubs

Cant imagine anything more beta

>>42356326

ur a fukin jew

>>42357193
Aw shit nigga I'm sorry to hear.

I thought it would have been easier in the US. I mean you can buy Melatonin in random shops.

I can only reccomend going to the doctor's and trying to get a prescription that way.

>>42357217
Where do you pick up your women then? The gym?

>>42354801
Nigga can you read?

>>42357217
Are you serious? People go to clubs to get laid and you think that's beta?

>>42357290
>not having friends and going to parties for social gains

sorry your life a shit, anon

>>42357371
not him but I move around alot, most people I meet are complete nerds, so other than dating sites/apps, theres' not much choice.

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>>42357290
Basically this>>42357371

>>42357359
>needing to go to modern opium dens to pick up drugged up low IQ thots
Lmao

>>42357412
>replying to someone linking a direct reply
You're retarded aren't you?

>>42357515
t. incel club rat

>>42357550
Incel? What is that, a word that Redditors use?

>>42351574
damn leggings smell like tuna by the end of the night

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>>42351915
>>42352331
>>42353630
This is all true if we're just talking about a some random nothing club bitch. But Sommerray. She's an instagram fame whore who has 16m dudes blowing her ego out of planet earth. The only way you fuck her is if you're an Arab with a lot of oil money flying her to dubai.

>>42357026
Belgium

>>42357237
No

>>42351884
Truest thing ive read in a long time

>>42351912
its because you've seen too many unnatural big asses, this is a real one

>>42357635
This. These thots are waaaay too egotistic, you don't think their dms are filled with 1000s of guys who are better than you?

>>42353303
Stop watching porn and jerking off so much and it'll work just fine

Clubs are literally the gathering of the worst.

They are either druggies, huge sluts and golddiggers or girls who come to make their instagram more fun.

I have been once with my mates in club, everything was k, spotted some girls coming around me and "dance", nothing special, 7/10.

Then at the same place, few months later I had a bday party, we got ourselves a "VIP table", bottles on table and suprise in just an hour girls were swarming around me, literally model tiers sitting near me.
>blondie with super long legs(she is like 5?10 and wearing heels, I am 5*10), 10/10 face and nice tits comes around me

>girls asks me do I got to school or what, standard chit chat

>I tell her I am in engineering

>she asks what kind of?

>I realised she is boring af, so I started talking about indepth of my module(Automatization) and said some corny joke in order to make her go away

>she keeps noding her head, "oh yeaah", "wow thats so cool" and she is dying of laugh on my joke

Nigga plz, get away from my $$, I just cant be around that fake-ness, not to mention most of the people pretend they are actually rich, wearing fancy stuff and generally acting like douches meanwhile they are mostly pooros whos high life is to show off in club.

>>42352345
haha xD

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>>42351574

Who is this random slut in grandad waistline leggings and why should I care?

>>42353508

Fucked til she cums/you get bored. If she asks about you not cumming tell her "I didn't want to cum, I just wanted to fuck you." Next time you she'll work extra hard for your load. Repeat until you cum or you get dumped.

>>42353303
stop jerking off you fucking autist, also use Zinc, daily dosage, or in your case make it triple for 10 days until you get your shit straight then go for daily dosage, and never stop taking it, seems like you need it.
or, you can take the pusy way out, and take viagra. anything is better than limp dick.

>>42351574
Become a bouncer. You get to see every qt on their way in the club and before they leave. If you're not hideous or cripplingly autistic you should be able to bang 7/10's weekly

>>42358289
Where the fuck you from, friendo?

>>42351737
What's so special about her? From that webm all I can see is she has a decent figure, nice face/ass and dresses like a whore. Is that really enough to make someone think their shit doesn't stink?

>>42358289
>Nigga plz, get away from my $$, I just cant be around that fake-ness, not to mention most of the people pretend they are actually rich, wearing fancy stuff and generally acting like douches meanwhile they are mostly pooros whos high life is to show off in club.


max autismo

>>42353303
Look up death grip. When you jack off you are probably gripping too tight my man. I had the same problem the first time I attempted sex. Also, if it gets too bad, stop jerking off entirely.

>>42358289
What do engineers use as Contraception?
Their personalities.

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>>42353303
Sorry man, you'll just have to remain a virgin.

Most women can't take it slow these days, it's boring to them.

If and when they want dick you MUST provide, and failure to do so permanently brands you as a genetic dead-end in their subconscious.

And as we know, no matter how hard we try, that first impression counts more than we'd like it to.

>t. 28kv because Viagra/etc. are prescription only where I live, in a small town of only 30k people of which two-thirds are either old or children, and having tried for the past two years to get any action, as a result has now been socially branded as "That desperate dude" and approaching women is not just met with civil declining, but outright "Ew, ech..." *turns full body away and continues talk to gurlfriends whilst group Chad gives you the AMOG treatment*.
>Two more years then I won't have to worry anymore senpai.

>>42360327
But all of that is true

>>42353303
Take viagra and stop being such a despicable example of a human

>>42351907
Completely unrecognizable to me

Your face and demeanor is what will get you attention immediately -- girls can sniff out overcompensation through weight lifting

>>42353303
Do you not get hard with foreplay? Are you drunk? Sorry I've never had this issue.

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>>42351574
>wanting a girl like that

>>42353303
>jerks off every day
>suprised he has trouble gettin it up
o boi

>>42352101
>>42352144
That just means y'all are bad at fucking. I've been with many sluts, dated a couple nice chicks and even one 30 year old who had literally never had an orgasm (not by masturbation or with any of the ten guys she'd been with), and I made every single one of them orgasm by penetration alone. Don't even have an impressive donger, about 6.5 inches. Learn to move, toss them around, be confident and in the moment. Getting a woman to orgasm isn't really physical, they're the opposite of dudes: it's all mental. If they think you know what you're doing, that you care about them in the moment, all you want is them, and you're confident as hell (good looking is fairly important too), then you can make any girl orgasm regardless of penis size (barring the absolute extremes). Maybe not every time you bang, but literally any girl can cum through penetration alone.

>>42362393

Is this the modern day Navy Seals pasta?

>Over 300 confirmed orgasms

>>42362432
Top fucking kek
I'm not trolling though, I meant every word. The 30 year old chick who had never orgasmed was hilarious, she looked very confused when she was having it 'cause she didn't know what was happening to her. Layed in bed for a while afterwards with her eyes glazed over and her mouth open. Imagine cumming for the first time at 30, how intense that orgasm would be.

>>42362432
Also
>she'll fucking cum, kiddo

>>42353435
That was savage lmao

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>>42351574

>living for women's attention

lmaoing at ur life

Does viagra actually give you a larger boner than normal? Might like to give it a whirl

>>42357597
>he's winning an argument
>better call him reddit

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>If you are kind of fit and a have a 7/10 face,
>you have a chance with her

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> Girls like that go home with average guys all the >time.

OP I don't even look particularly fit and I get attention from 10's at clubs by virtue of

[spoiler]being a good dancer[/spoiler]

>>42351907
>>42351574
i don't fucking understand this instagram shit anymore. arguably i'm disconnected from shitty internet culture but why do people spend so much time caring about random people and their picture profiles?

>>42353303
It nerves man.

Lost my virginity on my birthday but a week prior my friend and I were making out and she wanted to fuck then and there but I couldnt bring myself to get hard. We cuddled and talked and I told her I was a virgin and she was totally fine with that. One week later on my birthday the nerves were gone and we fugged.

Stop being nervous, maybe you need a someone to take it slow. Or hookups arent your thing and you need to build a connection

>>42356326
Thats why shes your ex now

Fucking skeleton

>>42353546
Not him but what's the point of that it wouldn't change the fact that what he said is true

>>42362826
Yes

>>42351884
There are already plenty of women 30 years and older so you dont have to wait for that shit my new friend

>>42362486
she did nofap for 30 yrs.
hero

>>42351574
The only muscles that should be large enough are CALVES. thats the first thing bitches notice

>>42353158
>6'3

lmao what kind of manlet nation do you hail from? More like 6'10

>>42356326
>hair tie on wrist

Do you have a fucking autistic man bun?

>>42356326
>Do you notice anything?
pic is upside down

>>42351574
Not that big desu. It's more about what you're wearing. Buy some thight fitting sweaters

>>42359575
>every qt
>on their way in the club

lol you got some weird concept of cute

>>42357290
>his old college friends don't introduce him to girls during their poetry discussion nights
>his hunting companions don't bring their young daughters to meet him
>his dad's lawyer doesn't suggest marriage to his daughter
>he doesn't meet cuties when riding horses

I hate you non aristocratic faggots

>>42357217
When someone says they don't go to clubs you just know you're most likely dealing with a virgin in this day and age. Lmao live your life and go get fucked or in a fight or something

>>42365781
>being this insecure about your priorities

>>42358059
No. It's misshapen and probably collapsing once she removes those """pants"""

>>42357290
"hey are you working out"

>>42366061
kek

>>42358289
>going to clubs that offer bottle service
>actually getting the bottle service
>swarmed by fake and vapid bimbos
>being surprised by this

This is exactly what you should expect of bottle service nightlife.

If you go to a decent club, most of the people are there to enjoy the music and dance with their friends - not cruise for pussy/dick and take ig photos

These clubs don't exist everywhere - but if you live in a big city, chances are there is at least one.

If you go to corny places and do corny shit, you attract corny people. That's just how it is.

That being said, if you don't like dancing, don't go to the club.

>>42358059

pretty sure she's had work done to it

>>42358289
I dunno mate you're probably just going to the wrong clubs. I've never been to one with bottle service everyone has their drinks in a plastic cup. Just pretend like you can dance (or get drunk until you're comfortable dancing) and say hello to some cuties and dance with them, in a not overly-touchy way unless they're super into it. It's too loud to even have conversation so it's easy to contain your power level.

I have some really good times at club with cool shit happening last time I went some guy who was obviously a professional dancer got really drunk and started break dancing on the floor everyone formed a big dancing circle around him. Then people were coming up to break dance battle him, it was pretty awesome. This was at a gay club though I've never been to "normal" clubs.

>>42353222
actually it looks as real as it gets

>>42351884
sweet. I can't wait to have a used goods past their prime. I don't get these people that think women that have had 10+ cocks (more like 100+ for club girls) in them is a bad thing. Womyn should be sex positive and I should embrace her past with open arms.

t. cuck

>>42365763
This was the way successful marriages were done. We seriously need to bring back parents and adult men arranging marriages of their female family members.

>>42363112
I don't either anon. It's fucking weird, there are people who just fucking post whatever mundane shit they're doing on instagram with a gorillion hashtags, I just can't get into that mindset it's completely retarded to me
>put an illest sticker on my Acura, better post it on instagram

>>42353435
Are you retarded?

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>>42355153
Why are you carriyng viagra..? Is it because youre a virgin or youre afraid you wont get hard with that slut you brought home?

Also, had same problem, friend gave me pic related, is it the same?

Another fucking thread about roastie whores

>>42357100
nah man he's good
https://elitedaily.com/women/women-dating-ugly-guys/1092623/

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>>42351574
BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

>>42360418
I'd prefer an engineer over a shredded meathead any day.

>>42367379
After you've gotten pumped and dumped by 300 chads beforehand yeah

>>42358289
You sound like a 14 year old who browses reddort and plays league of legends.

>>42367379
P O R T L A N D
t. Engineer & Meathead

>>42367309

>Elitedaily
>Jewish publication

>>42363665

This guy gets it

>>42357252
Oh shit nigga melatonin! Pure uncut shit. Goddamn freedom right there.