>be me >work out >be vegan >eat twelve plates of

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>be me
>work out
>be vegan
>eat twelve plates of food per day
>shit alot
>go to planet fitness (I know im a real ass nigga)
>Go do some squats
>7 squats in i feel a rupture in my bowls
>close to 5 people doing the same thing
>They hear me farting :(
>They smell it
>It's coming
>I release a massive load in undies
>i release a loud moan
>they all leave and the security comes by to kick me out
>Mfw im kicked out for just shitting my undies
:(