>awakes at sunrise without the slightest bit of fatigue
>survives solely on a diet of fruits and veg
>his only movement options consist of running, jumping and other acrobatics
>mixes in sports with his daily routine and chores
>does several other muscle building, callisthenic and cardio exercises throughout the day on top of that
>loved by whole town, except for the one jealous basement dweller
>gets to pound underage pussy on a daily basis
>does all this simply because he loves being active and not because he needs to impress anybody
Is Sportacus the peak of what /fit/ can hope to achieve?
>>42344551
He's DYEL as fuck
>>42344551
im fucking dying over here how high are you
>>42344630
This is a blue board my friend
>>42344551
Sportacus is basically chad from the virgin vs chad memes. He's not big, but it doesn't matter because he's so alpha.
He's a dyel spic who's only popular because literally the only other people in town who aren't chronically sedentary are a ten year old girl and a lanklet autist with terminal cancer
>>42344551
He's a fucking minmaxing scrub. If he rolled a proper build that actually takes skill like a strength pure or oly/dex he'd get dunked.
RRRRRREEEEEEE
>>42344653
Dude sportacus is big as fuck
>>42344694
damn, sportacus looks like THAT???
>>42344639
Nice pair of balls no homo