>meeting up with overweight friend >"Bro, if I had

>>42344026
>telling him that the only people that will hit on you is fags
Tell him this. People project their own fantasies on other people who have something that they desire, so they lie themselves that it's about being fit, they could not possibly get girls while being fat. So be honest and tell them him that being fit doesn't automatically get him that pus he craves so badly.

>>42344026

A new girl every two weeks is pretty good anon. I'm sure your fat friend would kill for that.

>>42344026
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>>42344026
>Fuck guys, I don't know if I should get his hopes up by lying to him so he gets healthier, or ruin his progress and motivation by telling him that the only people that will hit on you is fags.
Just don't tell him anything. Let him keep going, but don't make false promises either.
If he brings it up in a way you have to respond to, gently manage his expectations.

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>>42344147
>mfw 26 kv and Chads complaining about fucking a girl off of Tinder every two weeks.

>>42344147
It's not that great, I always get a girl home when I go clubbing (granted I only go a couple times a month anyway). Hooking up is easy, dating is what's bullshit.
>tfw just want someone to cuddle
>>42344178
He asks about my sexual conquests almost every time I see him. He's trying to live vicariously through me or something.

>>42344201
>every other week
>fucking 24x/yr tops
When I was in a serious relationship I'd probably fuck 24 times a month. Every other week isn't enough for me, and I look back at 21 sleeping with like 13 different women and all I can think is how sick I feel knowing that's the closest to a serious relationship I may ever get, especially since women don't seem fond of dating me.

>>42344147
>>42344201
It's actually pretty shit desu; I pulled that kind of puss in high school.

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>>42344597
>this is what normies feel is low pussy volume
fuck

Tell him that it's an ever-expanding pit of despair and frustrationm and that women find muscular men repulsive.
Or something like that. Let's see if he withstands such a trial.
If he does, let him be your gym buddy.

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>>42344201
anyone can fuck girls on tinder every week

they're going to be fat and ugly though

I'm 22, still virgin, getting myself out there more, went on a first date recently, but I REFUSE to lower my standards to the fatty fucks of this world, I'd rather stay a virgin and wait for someone not disgusting