matched with a powerlifting qt. what say /fit/? also, what is

She's a mechanical engineer, so she sits in a class / office that has a surprisingly increasing amount of chads in it all of whom are lifting, and she's fucked them all. She has beta orbiters in droves because much of her peers are still going to be spineless nerds. She only got where she is by fucking people for answers and being nice to look at in a profession where there is very little to look at. She lifts and will consider herself one of the boys except she's also fucked all the boys.

If she doesn't meet this stereotype then she's going to be that one chick in the group who's actually got a brain but is so cringe that she'll sperg out before you get a chance to and you'll be sick of her very quickly.

Smash but triple bag your dick and don't get hung up.

Favorite lift is overhead press. Only get with women you are capable of pressing.

Send her a BRRAAAPPPPP

>>42343829
tell her pegging is great for core strength, aiding her lifts. you were just throwing it out there.

my favorite lift is squats because my knees feel like rusty old metal creaking against each other, but i know when i go quarter depth some autists will be internally raging, justifying my knee pain

yo, want me to bench you to [insert place for date]?

and remember to post results

>>42343887
>increasing amount of chads in it
why are engineers so delusional thinking they are hot shit? no one really gives a shit unless the girl is trying to lock down a provider

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how'd i do boys . ill reply with the pic i send

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>>42343829
>mfw had a BDSM fling with a stronk powerlifter girl, me being a chubby DYEL weakling
[spoiler]mfw she was the submissive one

>>42343829
what a mega qt3.14

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>>42343975

>>42343975
>people are annoyed with me
uh oh

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>>42344034
fear not lads i've salvaged it somewhat, here's hoping for the best . awaiting a reply

>>42343887
Damn the black pill is strong today.
You're prob not wrong tho. OP is using Tinder anyway, right? So they are both degenerates.

>>42344052
sweet jesus that booty

>>42343829
>2 pics of her ass
>1 (maybe 2) pic of her breasts
>1 pic of her in a skin fitting neopren swimsuit
>just looking for a spot

Yes, i'm sure you are sweetie.

>>42344052
hngh

>>42344052
she's fat though, look at those thighs

>>42344052
Brapswine

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>>42344104
tfw she squats 300lbs. significantly more than me.
if she doesn't answer by tn and this thread is still active for some reason i'll post her ig
also i tried saying this thinking i was funny. i fucked up bros, no answer yet

>>42344206
you lost her already, coming off too desperate

>>42344206
She's not into you, lol at that "haha ty" reply.

>>42344223
Line would've worked in person. But over text it's pathetic.

>>42344206
you sound like a faggot holy shit

>>42344206
You're pushing the whole lifting thing a little too much, seems like that's all you do.
That isn't all you do, right anon?

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>>42344245
>lol your legs and ass are well developed!
>thinking this is a good line

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>>42344223
>>42344233
ill take "hahaha ty" over no reply, but still you're probably right. well whatever, she probably wasn't even a trap anyway
pic related is some of her instagram

>>42344267
face is 6/10 anyways nothing of value except a nice ass was lost

>>42344206
what the fuck man, ur coming off like a gymcel autist just shut the fuck up already

>>42344253
n-no of course not. i watch anime too

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>>42344206
STOP FUCKING USING EMOJIS GODDAMMIT

>>42344261
It's not a good line, but it would've worked in person if you looked at her in the eyes when you said it.

>>42344267
Jesus I hate instagram. The amount of vanity is off putting.
>LOOK AT MY ASS!

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>>42344206
Why is everyone on this website so terrible at person to person communication

Get her Snapchat and then send her videos of you quarter squatting naked with a squat plug

>>42344307
kek
keep us posted anon

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>>42344292
>eye contact will make it less awkward

>>42344307
Because I don't really care about communicating with people, I just want to hold a qt close and ejaculate deep inside her.

>>42344307
Above average guys with nice bodies who almost never get laid. Why do you think that is?

>>42344206
dumbass
she powerlifts already nigga. every guy at her gym wants to fuck her who is bigger than you
talk abt other shit. dominate her mentally

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im OP. hopefully at least you guys can laugh at my autism
here's another convo from a bit ago
messages not seen are
>"pigtails and a choker? my heart can't take it"

>>42344321
Eye contact and playfully smiling nearly always works.

>>42344206
>it definitely seems like your squat muscles are well developed

Jesus Christ

>>42344356
I can't tell if she's in on the joke or not. She might not be picking up on the irony. You're playing with fire, bruh.

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>>42344206
how are some people so socially inept, it really fucking gets me sometimes

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>>42344360
Not if what's coming out of your mouth is obvious dumb shit that she hears about 24/7. Good communication visually and verbally is key, not just good looks it matters what the fuck comes out your mouth. Retarded chads hit her up all day, be the smart charming chad.

>>42344206
you sound like a high school teen

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I can't this tinder thing down guys please help, should I post shirtless selfie as one of my pics?

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>>42344206
>"And then he said 'it definitely seems like your squat muscles are well developed.' He even used an emoji!"

>>42344426
>tummy sticks
theres something i havent heard in a long time

>>42344426
>the tummy stick muscle


what did he mean by this?

>>42344428
delet this

>>42344206
Man you really blew it here. All part of the process though, we've all been there.

>>42343969
Not him but women in engineering are swarmed with men and their standards/ number of previous fucks increase just by the ratio alone. Most MEs are not chad but all it takes is a couple more chads and a dozen more orbiters to ruin a girl

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>>42344206
OH JESUS YOU JUST FUCKED UP MATE JESUS CHRIST. Bro you're done. Shitty response and shitty compliment.

>>42343975
Ruined it in the reply, nobody likes whiny bitches

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>>42344206
>it definitely seems like your squat muscles are well developed (emoji)

>>42343829
"i will pull the weight off your chest" or something fuck if i know

>>42344206
>squat muscles

oh ye and u r a sex-limb

>>42344356
"oh no :C"

>>42344206
JUST

>>42344680
>You must bench a lot because seeing you just lifted my spirits
>I'm a necromancer, looking for someone to do deadlifts with
>You're the kind of girl who I would 'mire at the gym and then avoid eye contact with so you don't think I'm a creeper

>not mentioning how much you love snatches

it's like you guys don't even lift or fuck girls....oh.

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>>42344426
>same girth

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>>42343975
How'd I do, /fit/?

Just finished squatting an hour ago. Front right hip keeps getting super tight after a session, but I did 3x5 of 285 today which was nice.

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What do I say?

>>42346459
"Hey! How's it going for you"

>>42346459
mmm, a paige...
those girls are wild, i swear

>>42346459
hey. whats up. *devil emoji*

>>42346459
"Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got Paige. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation."

>>42346508
I can back that claim up

>>42346459
You should not have sex with me. My genes do not deserve to be passed down.

>>42346459
Just reply with this
"Hm hm hmm..? ;)"
Dubs command it

>>42346459
Paige Paige I bet you smell of sage

>>42346377
It's a reddit tier joke but she seems to like it

>>42343887
This this and this

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>>42346558
Fit approved?

>>42346515
This.

>>42346646
Not approved.

This is >>42346556

>>42343829
I see this girl all the time. never matched
Pittsburgh sucks for tinder
anyone else going to CMU?

>>42346459
I'd like to take a Paige out of your book.

>>42346646
>>42346515
Do this OP, pretty safe

or >>42346835 if you want to be cringey but could possibly work

>>42346914
I feel like "I'd like you to be a Paige in my book." sounds better but at the same time sounds like you just want to bang her a part of check list.

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She's fat so she's worthless what do I say next

>>42347006
Don't bully her. She's just looking for love. :(

>>42347006
Just kidding, let's go get tacos on Thursday night.

>>42346459
"Are you by chance related to Proxy Paige?"

>>42344285
>Not using all emojis
>Not leaving text behind
CMON

>>42346979
Bro it's tinder who the fuck do you think you're kidding
If she's on tinder and you messaged her it's clear as fuck to her that you want to fuck no matter how you try to hide it
You might as well go balls to the wall and actually impress her than pussyfooting around and letting some Chad say that line instead and take her

>>42346459
>>42347006
What is this? Doesn't look like Tinder

>>42347062
Bumble. Girls text first.

>>42347066
Oooh! I'm in! How many bots are there?

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>>42344267
Jesus Christ

LOOK AT MY ASS
O
O
K

>>42347080
Not too many.

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>>42347029
You were right. Now what

>>42347142
well that didnt take much
Just be open with her, say "I want to fuck you"

>>42343887
Pfffft "alpha males" in mechanical engineering hahahahahahahahahahahzh
D E L U S I O N A L

>>42347142
>>42347029
I didn't think I was that clever but Paige must be blank.

>>42347142
>overthinking talking to roasties

Jesus christ my dude just fucking come right out and say whatever the hell you want

>>42347142
book called fifty shades of grey

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>>42344267
I fucking hate roasties and whores

>>42347142
"you get clever by reading books so let's meet up, turn you over and get a little smarter together"

>>42347286
She's used most clever instead of cleverest. Shes smart.

>>42344206
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT AHAHAHHAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK

>>42343887
>engineers
>chads
Holy shit you are delusional

>>42347487
Someone needs to make a chad engineer vs virgin engineer picture.

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>>42344206
Oh my sweet summer child.

>>42347508
there's no such thing as chad engineers there, every engineer I have met was a legit autist, fat neckbeard, or a literal cuck that dates single mothers. I used to go to the mathlab to study at uni for calc and would always run into engineers there and they were all eugenes not a single chad among them.

>>42344356
>she's still responding and not ghosting you
You're somehow still in the game despite being an autist

>>42347524
that's not always true, but pretty much for 99% of them. the most /fit/ dude I've ever known is an engineering major in my class. Granted he's not that smart, but still.

>>42347286
>you're going to be a blank Paige after I spray my white out all over you

>>42347594
let me guess
civil eng?

>>42347524
>every engineer I have met was a legit autist, fat neckbeard, or a literal cuck that dates single mothers.

Damn, if this is your social circle then you must be one too.

>>42343829
The only thing I hate about most of you guys being American is that you have all these dating apps that have good amounts of people on.
I don't even care about dates I just want to have funny openers and make screenshots for fit

>>42348659
That's all I want to use it for, but I live with my mom so I can't exactly take one back if I find one I want.

Fuck I need to fall ass backwards into money soon.

I'm tempted to try tinder out but I'm fat and not terribly handsome. Should I even bother?

Tfw tinder and bumble makes me want to kill myself for a variety of reasons

I have 600 matches too so it's not because I'm some ugly beta who can't get matches

>>42348720
No. What kind of a stupid question is this? Get fit and then go and slay. Don't be complacent you worthless waste of space.

>>42348732
I'm on my way there.

>>42347349
i Kind of like that.

>>42347142
>>42348986
But i would go with
"there are a couple more clever things i could tell you, but i would prefer dirty ones... Change the subject and ask for a date.

>>42348541
Actually, he's mech.e. I'm ee and I'm not an autist, but I'm definitely not chad

>>42347019
kek

>>42346377
A cat is not a person.

>>42344052
>thicccc
hit it and get out, shes on the cusp of completely letting herself go.