How manyeggs can I safely eat a day? If this seems familiar,

>>42342837
please egs

The Egg Man: And now, Edie, what will it be today? I have Grade A extra large, I have Grade A large, I have medium, I have small, I have brown and I have white. Just look at these, so fresh you could hardly believe it. They're just begging to be scrambled or fried or poached or hard boiled. Or ready to be thrown into a big, fat, juicy omelet! How about it, Edie? What will it be for the lady that the eggs like the most?
Edie: I want them all! I'll have the brown ones, and those great big white ones, and I'll have those over there. And I want them for frying and for scrambling, and for hard-boiled for snacks. Oh, God!
The Egg Man: Miss Edie, as long as there are chicken layin' and truck drivin' and my feet walkin', you can be sure that l will bring you the finest of the fine, the largest of the large and the whitest of the white. ln other words, that thin-shelled ovum of the domestic fowl will never be safe as long as there are chicken layin' and l'm alive because l am your eggman and there ain't a better one in town!

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Do you know how much cholesterol there is in eggs?

>>42343077
Is this suposes to be on the parady of ive got a lovoly buch of coconuts? because the rithim is completely off

>>42343109
no the author is allowing us to peer into the life of Mrs.Edie, a married woman with a healthy obsession of underdeveloped chicken embryos.

>>42343085
nigga fuck off with your dumb fucking retarded shit and go meme somewhere else you fucking mongrel

There is a lot of fat in eggs.

In a whole egg the ratio of protein to fat is something like

6g protein to 5g fat

Just be aware that this ends up being a lot of calories. You may just get fat.

>>42343109
It's from the john waters film, pink flamingos.

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When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs. Every morning, to help me get large.

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs. I'm roughly the size of a barge!

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>>42343629
>1 medium egg ~70 calories

A slice of the bread I eat is about 40 calories more than that. How big of a dumb cunt would you have to be to get fat because of eggs?

My bread is 45 cal a slice.