>muslim comes into the gym >asks why im not doing halal

>be me
>join gym
>get in
>see an infidel kaffir (astagfirullah)
>he's having a hard time doing bar squats
>throw weights at him to encourage him
>he goes insane due to the built up hype and motivation from all the weights i threw at him
>goes for an extra rep before passing out
Mashallah

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>three syrian refugees come into the gym
>smell like a mix of armpit and roadkill
>they hog the same bench for like half an hour
>taling loudly and annoying everyone
>I pull out my phone
>search "gunfire sounds" on YouTube
>play it
>one of them has PTSD, has te get accompanied out of the gym by the other two

>>42339312
>Go too the gym
>infested with Muslims
>grab all the kettlebells
>start flying and drop them on their heads while chanting USA USA USA
>removed them like a true American patriot

>>42339312
> be gym
> Muslim inside
> throw weights
> "thank you"
> yes

>>42339670
insallah brother
the kaffir's backs will be broken by allah
Allah Akbar