I fucking eat 5500 calories a day and I am at the same weight.

You're counting wrong

great another idiot that doesn't know how to actually calculate calories.

T A P E W O R M

or you cant count

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This nigga is counting kilojoules thinking he's counting calories

>>42339220
<- what this guy said

>>42339208
if you can't stomach the amount of food you are eating already then buy shakes its for people like you. go for a good balance of diet either way and try to stay healthy.
shakes are just artificial chicken breasts that taste like bananas

>>grow a pair

Most people learn to count in school. You can spell but you definitely can't count.

People who are 400+ pounds eat that much calories a day.

Do you even count properly, nope.

>>42339242
I would buy liquefied chicken that taste like bannana

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>>42339220
>>42339229
>>42339239
>>42339241
>>42339247
>>42339250
I am. I am counting properly. Its a running gag in my friends group that I cant gain weight. On my absolutely eat whatever shit you want day, I munched 2 big big mac menus and a subway sandwich in the matter of 1 hour ( shitfood mall day). Its a fucking nightmare. Most people dont believe me untill they see me actually eat

>>>>>>clean bulk
>haven't gained weight in 2 weeks

>>42339279
> eating a fast food for an hour automatically makes you huge

You do what all skellies do. Barely eat most of the week except for one big meal every couple days, that's still not enough to make up all your calories for the day

t. "Hardgainer" who actually tracked and realized I was barely hitting 2000cals most days, and my 1 large pizza for dinner on the weekend wasn't gonna conter that

>>42339208
list everything you ate yesterday
no exaggerations

Congratulations, you're the 1,000,000th person to claim that you can't gain weight on /fit/.

You win the grand prize of GO FUCK YOURSELF.

>>42339279
do you hear yourself?
you sound just like a fatty
>i-i-i'm counting calories and its not working!
>m-must be genetics!

>>42339318

> I can't gain weight
> is it posssible I'm counting wrong?
> no. it's years of science that's wrong

>>42339279
What's your current weight? Do you have a myfitnesspal? If so, link.

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>>42339299
That was just for 1 eating. I ate alot of stuff during the day too.

>>42339302
Breakfast:
4 Balkan Pancakes with ALOT of cheese
500 ML of fatty milk
and 2 eggs omellete

Before Lunch:
Homemade beef meat from a jar with rice and spices
A whole fucking Pomelo
500 ml of milk

Lunch:
XL Doner Kebab ( I go to a place where everything is clean, hygienic and no processed stuff )
500 ML of Ayran ( Traditional Balkan Drink )

After Lunch: 3 Apples ( Makes me shit smooth )
Lemon

Dinner:
Liver Banitsa ( Basically something like a cake with alot of liver in it )
1 litre of Ayran
Pudding
After a usual like like this I feel super stuffed with food and barely breathe after each eating.

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>>42339279

>>42339361
good, now do this everyday

>>42339361
No actual measurements for the food.
Weigh that shit. Track it. Count calories

>>42339347
77 kg
189 cm

how common is a tape worm?

I count every single calorie with MFP with a 500+ surplus and I still gain maybe 1kg in 3 months

>>42339361
what kind of shit do you produce man? weight, colour, consistency

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If you are actually counting calories right (which I strongly doubt) you may have a serious problem when it comes absorbing nutrients or something along these lines. I can't fathom someone spending 5500kcal per day unless he's an olympic swimmer, marathon runner, on meth or similar or has a very demanding hand labor job.

I say you should try fixing your gut flora with probiotics, that may do the trick.

It could also be something genetic preventing you from processing some specific kind of carbs or fats that you still don't know. Investigate the proportion of carbs/fats there in in your diet and try to figure where it's wrong.

Also stop doing meth you stupid fucking skelly.

>>42339361
Бългapия? пo-здpaви

>>42339361
You gotta eat more to get big, brother.

>>42339361
Need actual numbers, to the gram.

>>42339399
>I say you should try fixing your gut flora with probiotics
Not OP but can I get some details on this? Do I just start eating more yoghurt and drink a yakult?

>>42339410
not the same guy, but no
go to the pharmacy and say you want a prebiotic+probiotic combo

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>>42339279
You do realize you have to be eating food with proper nutrients right? Not junk food? Idiot

>>42339208
Yeah no. I have a friend who has the same 'problem' - he relies on mass gainers but is surprised when doesn't gain weight because for the longest time he was underweight as fuck whilst I can gain 5kg in the space of a month. Upon closer inspection, he thinks a 600cal breakfast is 'a lot'.
Protip anon: eat a tub of Ben & Jerrys/Hagen Daz/w/e every day after dinner before sleep. Then come back and talk to us about not being able to gain weight.

>>42339460
Reccs on a good mass gainer?

>>42339370
I am doing it everyday...
>>42339377
I count everything! It was 5540 Calories. And I made sure to check everything perfectly. I am struggling with this for months now and I am getting desperate. Noone believes me except when they see me eating.
>>42339390
Smooth, but still has the mushy hardness to it. Nice brown color. And usually ALOT of shit.
>>42339399
My gut flora I think its good. I eat alot of yoghurt with good microbes in it that help with the gut flora. Never had any gut problem. Produce perfect shits. And I never used meth.
>>42339400
Здpacти. Hикoй нe ми вяpвa, пpeди дa мe видят дa ям. Haпpaвo cи e нepeaлнo
>>42339425
>On my absolutely eat whatever shit you want day

>( shitfood mall day)


baka

>>42339471
Fine. One day of 5500kcal... What about the other 6. Gaurenteed you're not eating as much

>>42339471
how much is the weight of your food stated in >>42339361? If the portions you think are huge are really tiny because of how small you are, we can tell you from that instead of "large" and "alot" where we have to guess.

>>42339471
maybe you do some sort of heavy job, consuming most of it?

>>42339410
>>42339471
I will warn you about the yoghurt thing: most of it that you'll buy in any store is pasteurized and all the good bacteria are dead. Commercial yoghurt doesn't improve your gut flora that much, even the "bifidus" meme ones that are supposed to help more at that, because all of it is fukken dead.

You should either buy ferments and learn how to make your own probiotics or buy them from a pharmacy and take them regularly.

Buy a kitchen scale, weigh everything before you eat it, read the labels and calculate the calories and surpass your TDEE.

If you aren't using a scale you are most likely eating way less calories you believe.

>>42339526
We have 4 cows anon. My family produces dairy for itself.

>>42339550
Also I live in the city and very often go to my village, so I usually pick up alot of food from there.
Just yesterday I came back with 4 baskets of different apples n cherries

>>42339361
Hahahahha, this isnt even that much food.

Eat bigger meals you fucking pussy.

>>42339471
Aкo нaиcтинa ядeш тoлкoвa мнoгo и нe кaчвaш килa, oтиди нa дoктop, тoвa e eдин oт cимптoмитe нa пpoблeм c щитoвиднaтa жлeзa

>>42339550
>>42339556
Damn that's cool as fuck. Back then when I lived in a smaller town I would go to the local farm and buy raw milk by the gallons and I know how good it is. That was the good stuff, grocery store stuff doesn't even compare.

>>42339208
No, you're not. That's physically impossible unless you're a pro cyclist.

>>42339279
2 big macs is only like 1100 calories you auschwitz looking nigger, I can eat that in 4 heaping scoops of peanut butter

try harder

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>>42339612
I dont accept strawmanning here

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>>42339624
at least a strawman weighs more than your scrawny ass

>>42339208
>5500 calories a day and I am at the same weight
Are you sure?

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>>42339400
>Бългapcки шитпocтъpи във /fit/

>>42339686
Yes. Completely. Read up above

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>>42339672
rekt

>>42339470
They're all shit, ignore them. Just buy ice cream - tastes better and won't accidentally blow out your liver if you buy some scummy shit.

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>tfw went overboard on cheat "meal" when playing tabletops with friends on Friday
Whoops
There was probably more that I didn't log too

how sedentary are you? I suggest to move as little as possible

>>42339279
You're a fool or a liar. Much like with gym work too, CONSISTENCY is what matters. Eating 5000 kcal only two of seven days means fuck all.

As >>42339318 us skinny guys often sound like fat fucks. It's the same bullshit excuses - blame everyone and everything except yourself.

I learned this the hard way. Skinny and ugly for years. First step was accepting its my fault. Second step is accepting I can either put up with it or fix it. I chose to fix it. Hit the gym, ate properly, did gear, on a waiting list for facial surgery. I'm fixing myself and facing my issues. Either do the same or shut up.

OR if you genuinely do eat 5000 kcal a day and really DON'T put on weight, then forget a doctor, see a scientist. You hold some unique genetic key that could literally solve loads of major health problems and solve world hunger. No joke, you could save millions of lives.

>>42340712
So I better contact fucking every scientist then. Time to save million lives. I eat that much EVERY DAY. I am not surprised though. Literally nobody believes. Then they see me eat.

>>42339208
eat your dinners after 9 and have ice cream in between meals

>>42340802
Now I know you're definitely lying.

The angry response to my scientist suggestion, which was genuine btw, shows that you're making things up and are angry/worried about being "caught out". Otherwise you'd take my advice seriously.

Also, it's odd how your evidence is that people don't believe you "until they see me eat" - this would only mean anything if they saw you eat every meal, every day.

This is classic skelly excuses. I know loads of guys like this. Funnily enough, most normies believe them too, but when you've been through it yourself, it's easy to spot that these guys do eat impressively, but only on occasion.

You sound deluded. We've given you solutions and advice and you're not taking them. You're not even attempting to take them.

Its possible some people dont absorb nutrition properly and arent actually getting what the amount the nutrition they are eating.

Could also be a thyroid disorder like hashimotos where it is way too overactive early in life before kicking the bucket later on and blowing up like a balloon.

>>42340995
In any case if you are actually counting correctly and eating this consistently like this every day of the week and not some days of the week just not eating much, then you should see a doctor and get some thyroid tests among things.

>>42339208
If thats true you need to see a doc asap because you have parasites or some shit, not be posting on fucking 4chan

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>>42339208
There's a 99% chance you just don't know how to count calories, otherwise seek a doctor immediately.

>>42339470
nesquik