Who else here /cocoonmode/? >no social media >work in

>>42336578
Me.

>>42336578
>go cocoon mode to hopefully emerge as a social butterfly
>im reality youre falling even further behind everyone else in terms of social interactions, and emerge even more autistic than before

I hope no one is actually falling for this

>>42336578
what is it with incels and "parties"
do you really think parties are still a thing after age like 14

>>42338108
>mfw 25 and still going to parties regulary
>mfw i have no face
wow, im pretty sure you are the incel here faggot, except for your uncle who is still abusing you

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>>42336578
>no social media
>live at my parents' house and commute to school
>graduating without debt because of scholarships and planning
>still decide to major in arts despite having the grades and test scores to study absolutely anything
>have never drunk or done drugs other than acid
>everyone at school thinks I'm crazy because I drop acid
>they think I'm slighting them when I refuse their drinks
>I just want to be careful about substances
>have a strange sense of humor (like everybody here)
>I'm not afraid to play tricks on people
>always do and say Andy Kaufman tier shit to freak people out
>have always had a handsome face (thanks mom)
>casual sex makes me uncomfortable
>deny advances
>finally get a gf
>my best friend is her cat
>it hates me
>my only real friend is a black bulldyke whose pronouns are unironically them/theirs
I don't know if I'm cocoon mode but the truth is I feel very lonely. I've managed to alienate everybody at school with my behavior. People used to think that I'm eccentric, now they probably just think I'm untouchable.

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>>42336578

This isn't /pol/ OP, you can say the bad word here free of judgement.

/MGTOW/

I actually don't even talk to women unless they are family or are a necessary obstacle like receptionist or cashier. Its gotten to a point where I literally only find other men and their hobbies intresting. Women have nothing to offer me.

There are literal fucking omegas on this board that think eating a womans pussy will somehow commend them liking or respect, so much so that they would deny themselves commeraderie with fellow men because they are insecure sexually.

>>42336578
>>42338228
Honestly, sounds nice. In a way. Stay strong and be true to yourselves, as you have been. You will find something true other than you, too.

>>42336980
>this.
When it comes to social skills you don't use it you loose it.

>>42336578
>>caught the maid smelling my clothes the other day
elaborate, did you fucc?

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I would advice against staying in cocoonmode for longer than 2 years

>>42336578
Maybe it just smelled bad?

I have a Facebook, but I might as well remove it. My wall has pretty much only been people congratulate me on my birthday since 2012-2013

>>42338397
>people congratulate me on my birthday since 2012-2013
People stopped doing that on mine, probably because I never congratulate them

>>42338235
Oy vey

>>42338413
Why would you need congratulations from people who, without Facebook, wouldn't even bother?

>>42338413
beats forcing congrats out of people in whatsapp group chats.

>>42338461
Yeah.. I feel you, Anon. I have some "friends" who congratulate me on facebook but they don't say shit in real life, which is really odd and stupid.

>>42338228
Find a secondary hobby. Something to do or discuss when you're done with your workout or on a rest day, like fishing or shooting.