bodybuilding is for pussies i train mma and i am 5'9"

not to mention that it doesn't take any skill.

warm up for 5 minutes, lift weights hurr durr i'm retarded

mma you challenge yourself and you have a challenger to defeat.

bodybuilding is like single player fitness for forever alones beta males


hahaha

>>42335686
I've never been athletic and I just love lifting weights bodybuilding style. It's the only thing I've ever enjoyed. Gives me something to look forward to every day.

i train UFC

I would insult you for your bad spelling and grammar but then I remembered you practice MMA.

>>42335709
nice body but what can you do with it besides look like a juicy chicken?

(nothing)

>>42335720
I never thought it's about what you can do with it but how you feel while you're doing it instead. I love it too much anon.

>>42335686
Why do you care if they want to get big though?

Why do they care if you want to fight?

It's like you're saying that anybody who is different to you is objectively wrong which obviously invalidates your argument before you even open your stupid mouth.

You should all just be happy that cunts are out there improving themselves in ways that are meaningful to them.

I've been training in MT and bjj for the past 24 years and the only times I've had to put someone in the hurt locker outside of comps are from mouthy cunts who aren't anything special... you should worry about the average dickhead more than someone who likes to lift heavy weights.

>>42335748
pussy detected

>>42335759
(((coping))) detected

this thread again

>>42335748
because it's not a challenge to lift and get big

it's a challenge to win fights.

mma encompasses much more than just brute strength and size.

this is why it is superior fitness

>>42335686
Lmao 5'9

>>42335770
are you an mma fighter op?

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>>42335759

>>42335698
>single player fitness
>forever

I can only hope

>>42335686
>he needs a tattoo of his own name

The fuck is this, Memento?

also dude ur probably a pussy in real life lmao

you could probably kick my ass and or kill me if we were in a fight but ur still a pu$$y bro

>>42335803
how can he kick your ass if he cant reach?
when will they learn

>>42335788
yes i train mma and it is much more challenging than waking up putting on makeup eating a protein shake and doing 3x5 reps of deadlifts overhead presses benches and squats on different days

WOW SO HARD

try lasting 5 rounds against a brawler in a ring you weak little juiceturkey bitch

>>42335803
Probably just marketing. Once he retires, I wouldn't be surprised if he paid top dollar to get them removed.

>>42335827
Oh so it's powerlifting you don't like?

>>42335827
how about you try to stop compensating for your low test and take a chill suppository

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>>42335686
>>42335698
>>42335720
>>42335748
>>42335770
>>42335803
>>42335827
>reddit spacing
You have to go back

>>42335827
>juiceturkey
okay grandpa, whatever you need to do to make yourself feel like 'more of a badass'. I have a manlet friend and grew up with a manlet father, and they were always trying to do crazy shit to make themselves seem masculine

>>42335686
>i can snap you in half with a single side kick.
You have ever actually competed have you?

>>42335803
Okay... I laughed at the Memento reference.
> Remember Sammy Jankis

>>42335686
>5'9
>lmao@urlife
What's it like waiting for associate to grab things for you at the supermarket? Are you just mad because you'll never make it the UFC?

>>42335880
i compete in local leagues and i am a warrior

all you losers can go on and on about 'compensating'

but life is war

every interaction with someone is a battle

if you are a warrior in the cage, you will train the traits you need to be a warrior outside of it also

this is why you will never get women

you look huge at 5'9" 190lb but you are not the aggressive alpha male that women want

you are a cuck, face it

>>42336155
5'9" is not even manlet status
it's average height in most of the world

try being 5'6" that is tough
i can rest my balls on those guy's foreheads

ez

>>42336176
>local leagues
>am warrior
Wanna know how i know you're autistic?

>>42336176
According to this logic changing our entire lifestyle to make it like what women want would make us not cucks. Lel

>>42336189
If you're under 6 foot you're a manlet, period. Wanna know for sure? Just ask a woman

>>42336212
they don't care about height you stupid faggot

i can kick your ass and slap your girl on the ass

what u gonna do about it? make fun of my height? LOL

>>42336196
you are autistic yourself and you think that it takes one to know one?

>>42336197
you don't have to change it. you can just be a cuck no problem buddy

all i'm saying is bodybuilding is gay
it's not a challenging fitness

u can deadlift 4 plates nice buddy i can knock you out with a jab lol

>>42335686
OP. You are full of shit. I know a body builder, 5'10 190, and he is heavily involved in martial arts. He is not slow, and performs great..

>>42336240
>what u gonna do about it? make fun of my height? LOL
I'll probably ask where your parents are

>>42336240
This is unironically the best thread on /fit/ right now

>>42336244
ha ha ha
yeah i know a guy like that too man
Dave Unicorn

>>42335686
>5'11", 195
>Implying I couldn't also snap your manlet frame in half with a side kick
>Implying I don't do cardio and can't last five rounds
>This thread
>Implying
Great bait, got me to reply

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>>42335863
>reddit spacing

It's so retards like you don't get intimidated by a block of text and skim over any points.

>>42336291
you can't do shit you fat juicehead turkey

i am too fast for you
one shot to the dome from my right and you will be doing the chicken dance like the little roided chicken breast that you are

don't fuck with me

>>42336325
I'll bend your little manlet ass over in your dojo, I'll put the 9" in 5'9"

>>42336349
>dojo
bahahahah retard thinks anyone except weeb fags like him go to 'dojos'

you mean you'll try to put the 5" in the 5'9" and then i will take you down and put your 5" right in your big fucking mouth you little bitch

okay i think it is time

this board is really shit but i have the expertise and knowledge in alpha and mma to make it good and set you all on the right track

this is /fitness/ not /fagbodybuilding/ after all

anyway look forward to my threads i will be posting here a lot more often from now on to dispense greatness all over your nerdy fat little faces

Literally why do you care lol

Enjoy going to prison randomly assaulting people?

>>42336448
ha ha no bitch boy i just want to be confident around other men when i was starting out i was afraid of guys bigger than me but see the fact is that it is not the size of the man it is the size of how he is on the inside that matters the most

if yuou do mma you will not be scared of dudes bigger than you and you will be respected and admired and also maybe even known as the crazy guy you dont wanna be fucked with or you can eat their ears

>>42336325
/fit/ BTFO

>>42336469
You're still an insecure bitchboi who gets no pussy, enjoy your CTE and cauliflower ears you subhuman manlet

>>42335686
Why do MMA faggots call everybody heavier than 120lbs a "road monkey" or "juice head"? Every one I ever met calls anybody who looks like they lift a steroid user. Only anorexics and marathon runners don't juice lel.

>>42336469
>it is not the size of the man it is the size of how he is on the inside that matters the most
Thanks to bodybuilding all of my internal organs are enlarged from massive amounts of steroids and other compounds.

>>42336508
idiot my ex girlfriend is a model

i fucked an escort for free last weekend

what are you working out for?

are you seriously deluding yourself into thinking that you are doing this because you liek it?

hahahah

>>42335686
Why do martial arts have weight classes? Because a guy your size with a lot of skill and technique has 0 chance of defeating a much bigger guy who has no skill at all.
Size and strength is literally far more important in fighting than technique, and that is why you tiny manlets are only put to fight against other tiny manlets.
Btw, being big and muscular doesn't make a person slow. You can be big and fast as fuck.

>falling hard for this bait
wow /fit/ is really full of meatheads

>>42335770
>because it's not a challenge to lift and get big
It requires far more work and harder workouts than training to become a good fighter.
You literally don't have what it takes to become big and strong, so you come here to cry about it and pretend like you're fine with being a tiny beta male.

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>>42336302
Kek jokes on you faggot I haven't read any posts.

>>42335827
You need TRT, you clearly suffer from testosterone deficiency since you act like a woman. Or maybe you're just overcompensating for being a manlet so you try to act tough and pretend to be a man.

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>>42335686
My sister is legitimately a larger person than you... 6'1 169lbs 22% bf.
>Mfw my cardio bunny sister could whoop your ass

>>42336538
>implying the average fighter is not this retarded in reality
They are. Vast majority are manlets with Napoleon syndrome who think they are tough and could beat big guys. Of course, in reality any big lifter could easily crush them in a fight, and that's why these little fellas like OP are allowed to compete only against other little guys.

>>42336524
>ex girlfriend
Yeah, she left for an adult above WNBA height
>fucked an escort, for free
Went to a homeless shelter, got a bowl of soup, for FREE

>nobody in this thread realizing that fighters lift like motherfuckers because being stronger than the other guy is a huge advantage

>Manlet_coping_strategies.txt

>>42336566
say this to my face in the ring bitch

>>42336553
no shit i lift but i don't look like a turkey that cannot even move

>>42336583
I didn't even directly meant lifters. I was talking about /fit/ as a whole falling for obvious bait like this. You're just reinforcing it.

>>42336577
LOL okay bring the fat bitch here if she loses by knockout i get to fuck her right in the ring

deal?

OP seriously underestimates how many /fit/izens walk around with pipe bombs.

>>42336678
ya because you lot are a bunch of fucking autists for real

look at this fucking thread man i am trying to help these retards REALIZE that weightlifting will not save them from being little pussies on the inside and they attack me

>>42336671
>6'1 169lbs 22% bf
Squats 275 for 5, deadlifts 330 for 5 and benches 170 for 5... Post your lifts faggot. Also, it's true that fighting skill matters, especially when weight classes are close, but your BMI is borderline underweight... Your skill (which is probably not even that good) would probably only let you punch 15lbs above... Somebody with 40/50/60lbs on you with even average conditioning would genuinely hurt you very badly. That's not even me shitting you.

>>42336612
You literally have zero chance of defeating some big "turkey" bodybuilder because they have so much mass that you can not hurt them. You are so retarded lmao. You can only beat other manlets.

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>>42336694
white trash detected

>>42335735
So good of an answer he didn't even bother replying.

>>42336694
It's cute that a little fella like you has confidence, even if it's based on delusions. But don't go around starting fights, because any untrained guy just 20 cm taller than you can easily kick your midget ass. Especially powerlifters, oly lifters and bodybuilders, you would end up in the hospital little guy.

>>42335720
I can lift heavy things and put them down again.

>>42335686
This is bait

>>42335686
MMA is for fags

>>42335827
> I train mma

B8

OP's replies are mostly quotes from mcgregor, he's just role-playing as him to incite hatred against the martial arts

Someone is jealous of guys with muscles

>>42335686
There are limits to what good technique can give you, and you know it.
Stay at 155 if that's your weight cat, but you know that nothing will stop a manlet with 35 lbs on you and a fraction of your training in any fucking ma from destroying you.
Now consider that there are men that weight north of 200lbs while in athletic condition, for them basic technique will be enough, you'll go down.

You already knew all this, but yet felt the need to post this thread.
Pls be careful out there, a lot of people are fat blobs and don't even show up on the radar, but don't get yourself hurt going against someone outside your weight cat. There's no skill in that, they're just bigger and deadlier than you!
>mfw thinking about you getting hurt

>>42335686
I thought he's 155?

Thoughts on Muay Thai?

>>42335686
t. someone who took their first MMA class

>>42335686
>getting into fights as an adult
Pathetic tbqh

>>42336612
bost bhysiq xd

>>42336526
You should watch Igor vs Paul. Not only should Paul weigh much more than Igor but Paul is a lot taller and still ate nearly every punch Igor threw

>bodybuilding natty
>worth it

Your best bet is to powerlift and do hiit

>>42336612
Bro just get out , fighting is useless unless you're on a professional level , otherwise enjoy your time in jail .tell me are you even getting paid to do your shitty amateur fighting events you broke ass bum..

>>42336694
Neither will fighting, it takes more to learn to be confident in yourself you idiot. This is proof that you're the one who is getting cucked on

>>42337316
>Powerlifting
>Natty
>Not knowing that regular powerlifting as a natural is a one way express trip to snap city.

Fucking retards on this motherfucking board I swear to motherfucking god.

>>42337547
The powerlifting term is widely used as opposed to what it actually was before the internet reduced everything to a meme.

The people you're worried about donthe "big three" but don't lift anywhere near enough to be injured... unless their body mechanics are completely wrong. In which case weight is irrelevant. Much like your comments.

>>42337579
Dude, shut the fuck up.
Naturals who powerlift, espescially with the kind of dogmatic singleminded fucktardation that was preached to them fresh in their heads, will get fucked up.
They'll hit the wall in not even 2 fucking years then spend most of their time trying to put more and more weight on the bar for that new pr and screaming how they aren't a pussy.
They'll eventually snap their shit up, or simply quit once they realize everyone thinks they're annoying fat faggots and they look like shit.

This isn't up for discussion.

General weight lifting used to be something cool dudes did to get fit and look better. Now it's all geared up manwhores selling bullshit programs and their ass on the DL and loser neverwere powerlifters selling shit programs to retarded kids with the ever looming specter of gear shillers of all kinds whispering at them from dark corners about making easy instant gains and becoming juicy and swole and whatever quasi gay vernacular they're using nowadays.

>>42335686
>I'm not larping

>>42335863
>reddit spacing
>reddit invented spacing
jump into an active volcano you tryhard newfag

>>42335863
What is this sites obsession of reddit about?

I lift lots of weights lul

>>42335770
You should challenge a gun to your face and see how that training does

>>42337701
>but guns are for pussies, I wanna wrestle

>>42335686
Bodybuilding is the easy part of Martial Arts

>>42335686
>op lost a girl to a juicy think body builder and is now up set
>comes to /fit/ to blow off some steam
>mean while juicy think body builder is slaying his girl

This about sum it up OP?!

>>42335770
sorry sir, didn't mean to get in the way of your Alpha Male Physique

>shoots you

kek

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>>42335686
>walk into any metroflex or equivalent old school bodybuilding gym
>spout this bullshit
>get shit pushed all the way in faster than you can say "roid rage"

>>42337767
Each one of those guys would get their shit kicked in by any athletic person 30 lbs lighter than theme.

Not pretending like some idiot like Mcgregor can beat a 240 lb man but these guys are clearly outside their best fighting weight.

>>42335686

>manlet has a complex and wants to fight everyone

lmao

waiting for someone to post the picture of the guy saying he will surely win cuz of his superior agility

>>42337797
>Any athletic person
The fake muscle meme needs to stop. A real bodybuilder who's been lifting heavy ass iron for 20+ years is not just going to submit to some wiry twink.

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here we go
>this entire thread

>>42335686
jokes on you bro I bet you can't pick things up and put them down as well as me no gainz fgt

>>42336526
lol this

mcgregor has a belt because weight classes are designed to give people like him a chance to win something

bring back pride openweight GP and then see what happens

You manlets want proof? Look at the winner of the BJJ mundial openweight category for the last 10 years and then look at what division they fought in

>>42335686
Bitch I train bellator

>>42335880
he's right though. a trained kickboxer will easily end you with one sidekick if you're not a fighter yourself who can block/dodge his kick

>>42337797
Mcgregor is what like 170lb? There's a reason there is weight classes in combat sports BUT everyone has the same weak points. It's good to know a few simple fight ending techniques like how to break an arm or knee etc. Would easily believe someone with his training could do it to an average to fit 220lb dude, he'd be a lot stronger than he looks and it doesn't take all that much strength to do something like that.

>>42337858
Never mind the side kick, kickboxers will drop most dudes kicking the thigh. Hard to fight if you can't stand anymore

>>42337830
literally one strike from a trained martial artist can bring a gorilla like that down. Mcgregor could kick all three of their asses in a 1v3 easy. meatheads BTFO

>>42335686
do you feel better now? maybe make another post if youre still feeling bad about being a manlet dyel, just might fix it

>>42337869
OP is not mcgregor though, and would never voice his squeaky little opinion in a real gym unless he had a few drinks first.

>>42337880
>a random kid who takes boxing lessons is equal to a world champion
The gorilla will eat your lunch

>>42337901
I said a trained martial artist. that means someone who's really good at martial arts.

>>42337831
it worked for Muhhamad Ali

>>42337895
But would a big ass bodybuilder walk into a fighting gym and beat anyone there? Never seen something like that and I've been involved in it for 15 years. Like you probably never saw a fighter walk into a powerlifting gym and try to fight everyone. It's a retarded premise, but I'd say either way around the guy would get thrown out the door a little worse for wear.

You guys ever notice that a majority of "body builders" are guys that never really played competitive sports? If they did they weren't really good. So I'm sure it's their way to say hey I'm "tougher" than you.

>>42337915
So take the same guy and give him the muscle mass of an experienced bodybuilder. Why would you choose to be small?

>>42337928
Naw, they tend to have injuries from playing competitive sports. Now these new physique twinks might be a different story.

>>42336325
Go to bed Beetle

>>42337937
because of superior speed and agility which is very important. you can be as strong as you want but someone who can dodge every punch you throw and counterattack quickly is gonna kick your ass easy. why do you think professional fighters usually look like Mcgregor?

>>42337925
I'm actually a former middle of the road (hobby, not pro) bodybuilder, and I trained in mma casually as well. He's talking bullshit... Well, sort of.

If you only lift, and do a bunch of juice, never work flexibility, and don't know any martial arts, a much smaller fighter could crush you. But, all else being equal, strength is speed is power is KOs.

Conor is a much better fighter than Hafthor. Guarantee you Thor would tear his arm off and beat him to death with it, though.

>>42337959
So Mike Tyson wouldn't destroy Connor "twink" Mcgregor? Ok I'm going to bed.

>>42337959
Because it's about precision application of force *within a weight class*? Just a thought.

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>>42337972
Forgot pic.
I know you guys are young but boxers used to be big.

>>42337937
People do that so they can compete at a weight they are most effective. As for defending yourself on the street, shit yeah pack on some muscle, it'll only make it easier. But keep training muscular endurance and keep stretching, or you can't throw a good kick anymore and your arms will turn to jelly faster than you can say "shit this guy is getting the better of me"

Seriously, I've seen big strong muscular fit looking dudes get in a boxing ring or on a mat and before 2 minutes is up they are completely spent, vomiting on the floor, because they have neglected muscular endurance and cardio just focusing on looking good or lifting more.

>>42335686
>>42335698
your small man complex is amusing

https://youtu.be/O14yjsulv7w

>>42335827
>yes i train mma
Your not very good, are you ?

>>42336524
>idiot my ex girlfriend is a model
Blow Up sex dolls are not girlfriends
>i fucked an escort for free last weekend
Had to actually pay for sex after your girlfriend dumped you
>what are you working out for?
I love it
>are you seriously deluding yourself into thinking that you are doing this because you liek it?
Hard work and pain is nothing compared to achieving greatness
>hahahah
Its LOL

>>42335686
If someone was interested in mma, he would train the fucking mma. Don't get me wrong anon, I am boxer, but I also lift. This whole comparing is total inferiority complex and full autismo
>i train to fight people so i would easily beat someone who doesn't train fighting people
Few lad, you came with that by yourself?

>>42335686
these tiny manlets like OP always fantasising about beating up bigger guys, its such a meme. In reality a big dude on gear will toy with a lightweight fighter. Thats why people are hired for security are always big tall dudes who lift and use gear, not fucking MMA twinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O14yjsulv7w

>>42337636

yeah.

typing like this

definitely isnt a habit from plebbit

*tips fedora, donates to bernie sanders, complains about le evil american president*

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>>42337209
Excellent

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI5BfL5v777Is865a_E3fUw

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>>42335827
>5'9
>155lbs
>fighting against brawlers
thanks for protecting our country from the flies, little guy

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>>42338585
Damn son, mirin them triceps

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>>42338602
Have another

>>42335686
Well, i am 5'8 155 lbs cutting down to 145 lb for my next fight.

OP, i understand your point but as soon as someone has more weight on you - which you should know from actually training mma - he can just pretty much overrun you.

So if someone lifts + is a tall guy, he will pretty much fuck you up in a street fight - exept if you go for a knock out.

in the ring you would technically win against someone untrained, but they wouldnt be untrained and in the ring in the first place.

OP, i know it sucks being a manlet, but faggots like you is exactly WHY it sucks.

So what if it's easier or harder? Some sports are easier or harder. Different things are either easy or hard. Not everything that you enjoy have to be super hard- although you are wrong, some lifts are actually really hard to master. You beating manlets isn't hard either, they are most likely also brainlets too. It's hard to comprehend that people enjoy different things, isn't it OP?

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I'm 6ft, 250 lbs and I'd literally rip your arm off in a real fight
Not a fake ufc fight where there are no cheap shots, no referee to reprimand me.
I'd catch your weak ass punch and then break your wrist with a single twist. I'd rip the rest of your limb off your shoulder.
I bench 405, one punch would send you to the shadow relm. dumbass

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<-- Gooby

The amount of responses to this obvious bait really does speak volumes of the average fittard' s mental pathology.

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This is Nate Diaz.

He's a 150lb 6ft dyel cholo that literally rolled off his couch, dusted the cheetos off his fingers and choked the life out of Mcgregor

>>42338674

lmao @ how desperately mcgregor haters cling to this avenged loss

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>>42338695
lmao @ how desperately mcgregor nuthuggers believe a split decision avenges a submission

>>42338553
Jujimufu is a taekwondo blackbelt though and is flexible as fuck. He isn't just some dude who lifts. He's someone who lifts and moves around a lot. Plus he arguably lost the striking part, but definitely won in grappling

>>42338701
>HURR DURR HES ONLY 21-3 AND A CHAMP OF TWO DIVISIONS HE SUCKS LOL

lmao, fucking pathetic

>>42336524
how pathetic must your life be if you need to make threads like this

>>42338707
>a champ that never defended his titles
Let me guess, you started watching MMA after you saw McGregor on facebook, right?

>>42338777

Let me guess, you hate Conor because hes confident and you aren't, right? You nice guys always project like this.

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>>42335827
>>42335686
>>42335698
>>42335770
>>42336176
>>42336325
>being so much of a manlet nigger that figthing other mma beginners in your weekly class makes you feel like a badass
wew laddie

>i compete in local leagues
going to a local fight after highschool classes once and getting raped in the first round doesnt count boyo

>and i am a warrior
>every interaction with someone is a battle
>but life is war
>this is why you will never get women
>idiot my ex girlfriend is a model
>i fucked an escort for free last weekend
I remember discovering mma as a 14yo edgy lad, I too thought it would solve all my problems and make me be "alpha", that was a cringey period

this is unironically making my day, someone save this thread

>i just want to be confident around other men when i was starting out i was afraid of guys bigger than me
oh, you still are my friend, you still are...

>>42337959
>because of my superior speed and agility
pic

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>>42338777
been watching mma since shockwave 2003 and im only 26

i still like gooby, i can tell you're a fucking MUH PURITY MUH HONOR tryhard fedoralord

Conor has without a doubt the most obnoxious fanbase of any fighter.

>>42335686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbkiLItzdOc
truckdriver bodybuilder destroys pro mma fighter lmao. make sure you stay in ur weight class son.

>>42335698
I have a job and I don't like brain damage. Also I don't have to fight for my survival. And if you get attacked it most likely won't be by a single person since niggers and shitskins only attack people when they outnumber them and have weapons.

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>>42336176

>>42338839
Conor and Dana killed the UFC by shutting down 2 divisions just to make 'money fights'. If you can't see that, you're simply a retard.

>>42338916

POCKET SAND!!!

>>42338916
Truckdriver definitely knows how to fight. In my experience the average dude throws much sloppier punches. But yeah, this video pretty much sums up the purpose of weightclasses. Truck driver weighs like twice the guy in black and that one cross knocked him out. It's like putting a welterweight against a light heavyweight

>>42335686
And here we have a typical insecure manlet trying to start a fight with guys bigger than him to prove something. People just come here to get fit and strong, why do you have to jump straight to fighting? What has that got to do with anything? Some people just want to look and feel good. What's wrong with that?

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>>42335686
>train mma
I do Muay Thai in my spare time desu, but here's the thing.
>No matter how hard you've worked
>Trained
>Strived to be the next ninja master or whatever weeb shit made you start this

Give me one day on /k/ and a concealed carry.
>Go ahead and side kick me bitch.

>>42335686
Lifting is fun. MMA is fun. Lifting wont help very much if you get jumped, neither will MMA. Both will help in an organized fight though. A stronk guy is gonna do better than a weak guy. A trained guy is gonna do better than an untrained guy.
Nice bait, made me reply.

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>>42335686
Vid related. it's Tyron woodley. He's 5'9 200lbs but he will fuck up any skinny nerds that stand in his way.

>>42339570
except that nigger wouldn't be shit without his roids, just like any other black athlete

>>42339598
Every single fighter in the UFC is on steroids

3 of the 5 GOAT MMA fighters are black, get over it

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>>42335720
Like the other anon, I love it.
And I can pick up my gf and carry her around, and manhandle her in bed, which she loves.
It improves my strength for rock climbing by a ton, since i can do pullups with 70lbs on a belt
I help my grandparents do charity work because otherwise my grandfather who's 83 will just throw 60lb boxes of food on his shoulder and make the deliveries himself (dudes a beast but he's going to hurt himself sooner or later.)
And you're kidding yourself if you think people don't defer to me and give me more respect now that I'm a 215lb wall of muscle instead of a 160lb weedy boxer

>>42338833
>size and strength is the only thing that matters in a fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsNpNOVq8Xw

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>>42335686

>train something you'll literally never use in your life in the civilized world

cool, I don't know anyone whose been in a fight after high-school that wasn't a fucken retarded or alcoholic bar "guy".

Also enjoy acquiring needless injuries in order to "get ready" for an extremely low probability event, an event where the best option is to run away or simply not engage.

>>42337988
Tyson used to be the fucking manlet in most of his matches. There were way bigger guys in his weight class.

>>42335686
LOL, both bodybuilding *AND* MMA shit are useless, pointless, a waste of time. Having a body like some comic book character doesn't get you a good job, and no hiring manager expects you to beat him in the ring, either. You're all wasting your time and should just go get a bachelors degree in ANYTHING so you don't end up working at Burger King the rest of your lives.

>>42336212
Women don't make the rules,virgin loser

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>>42340031
LMFAO. DYEL fat faggot coping.

>>42340031
Bachelor's degrees don't get you shit nowadays. A master's is the equivalent of what a bachelor's was 20, or even 10, years ago.

>>42339908
He was heavy tho.
>>42340031
K enjoy your life as a low test cuck who wasted his best years studying

>>42335686
>mma people
>aggressive, obnoxious, meatheads

>boxers
>polite, calm, civilised, keep the fighting in the ring

>>42338916
>that horrible ""shot"" isn't even sprawled in
>circles without even swinging once
If that's a pro fighter I'm Jon Jones.

Weight classes protect manlets like Mcgregor from being destroyed. Here he is being toyed with but a roided up non-fighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

>>42335759
Bait detected

>>42335686
Take this in youre 5'9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42337797
>Each one of those guys would get their shit kicked in by any athletic person 30 lbs lighter than theme.
Any athletic person 30lbs lighter than them is still 230-240lbs.

>>42335686
You do realise that mma and bodybuilding and powerlifting are all completely different sports?

Sick bait either way tho, definitely worked on /fit/tards

>>42336583
I was a bouncer at a bar when I was in college and we saw these little manlet faggots in tapout shirts every single night. Normal sized untrained men could just pick them up and carry them out of the bar and there's nothing they could do about it. Their napoleon complex would always make them pick fights with much bigger guys and lead to them getting laid out and left in the street gutter with everyone laughing at them.

>>42335686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

Thor in jeans and specifically trying not to hurt this tiny little Mick before his fight.

>>42338695
It's embarrassing for McGregor because Diaz isn't even known as a striker yet he stands and bangs with Connor the entire second fight just for the hell of it. If Diaz had a competent corner he would have just dragged the little manlet to the ground and submitted him like he did in the first fight.

Fight was probably fixed just so the UFC could continue to hype up McGregor more.

>>42338553
This is why you don't do grappling martial arts on the streets. Cuz there are no weight classes on the street. In mma grappling is all fine and dandy and useful. Shane pretty much won the striking part, yet was completely fucked up when rolling. Weight classes are important for striking too, sure, but not as much, cuz its basically speed and technique more than your size. It doesn;t matter how big you are or how powerful your shots are even when it comes to knocking motherfuckers out, its more about hitting your opponent where he can't see, being quick and explosive. The hit that knocks you out is usually some hit that clipped you that you didnt see coming. In grappling or on the ground, bigger dude wins 100%. Not even a question.
Bouncers are usually bigger guys, because their goal isn't to fuck people up with punches and send them to coma, their goal is to be big and scary and throw people out.

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>>42336176
>you look huge at 5'9" 190lb

but I'm 6'2" 200lbs OP. I could put my hand on your forehead and you would unable to reach me

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>>42336469
we can smell your fear, little brother

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Daily reminder that this bad ass Chad, with no prior martial arts experience except faked wrestling beat the crap out of literally every ufc guy just by lifting weights. Muscle and strength is literally the most important quality in a fight
UFC fighters are fake ass fighters and get exposed every time someone who actually lifts decides they want to kick ass.
UFC only has these skinny faggots cause real athletes play real sports, and UFC sells better cause nerdy little kids think they can beat up Chad with karate and throwing some fucking little haduken fucking punches

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>people still falling for this obvious bait
/fit/ really is retarded

>>42340960
>fighter on roids beats natty fighters

rly makes u think

>>42340960
>no prior martial arts experience
He did amateur wrestling when he was in high school. Didn't go in MMA without training either, he had a training camp, one of the most expensive from what I heard.
If you want someone who went into the UFC with nothing but relatively short time of training look at CM Punk. But he doesn't count because he went in at 170 lbs

>>42341052
>athletes are natty
Bro...

>>42340725
>pointing a gun with limp wrist within arm's reach of target
>not shooting ching chong as soon as he moves

bad cop

>>42341052
they're fucking all on steroids

>>42341062
>in high school
yeah and that means jack shit

CM punk didn't lift. He was a skinny faggot and that's why he lost. Fucking look at the guy, looks like a bugchaser.

>>42337209
Probably the best MA for street overall. Boxing is easier to learn and more easily applicable, cuz no stretching required before the fight really. In general good striking > grappling on the street, because there are no fucking weightclasses. For mma shit like judo, wrestling, bjj and all that is useful, because of weight classes, but on streets you might see a much bigger guy or a smaller guy, the situation where you are gonna be grappling will never come up really. Muay thai is so straightforward and practical too, you only really do basic effective shit. You have your basic bitch ass jabs, crosses, hooks and uppercuts, you have your basic elbows and spinning elbows, you have your knees, you have your push kicks and roundhouse kicks and you have your clinch. Pretty much all that you will ever need. If you wanna go do mma fights, it will give you a good striking basis. God tier overall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwJb0zZiJ5w

Whaccu say??

>>42341251
P.S Dont get in street fights. Seriously, don't.

>>42335803
>not respecting your family name

>>42336469
Sounds like you are just a mental case. I don't train mma because that's for losers like you who need to feel special. You couldn't drop or "end " someone with a kick jackoff.
I train in kung-fu and I can guarantee that the 5'1" Samoan woman who teaches the class would put you on your MMA ass with very little effort. You are adorable with the acting like a badass, that's all it is is an act.

>>42341401
> believing all that

>>42335686
Why be 5'9 155 when I could be 6'4 215?

>>42341163
>means jack shit
It means something because that means he's had experience in a combat sport before. Still I'm not taking away the fact that his size, strength, and natural freakish athleticism played big in his success, but I'm pointing out that he did have experience

>>42341421
I see it every Mon and Wed night. But look who I'm arguring with, a 14 year-old autistic child who never leaves his house. Lol you are really something little boy.

>>42341163
>>42341062
>>42340960
>>42341498
Wasn't just high school. He was a college wrestler who went 106-5, won the NCAA division I heavyweight championship and was the runner up another year.

>>42339598
Everyone's on roids

>>42335735
You. I like you.

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>>42335686
>being this pathetic and mad (and small)
Being a manlet is hard but you aren't helping yourself.
It's almost like people should do what makes them happy if they aren't hurting anyone. Unless it's in your case where people beat you up daily.

>>42341422
because when you speak up against the 5'9" 155lbs in the gym he will kick your stiff ass all the way back to 4chan

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>>42336176
Don't cut yourself on all those edges. Also how's the 7th grade treating you? Not well clearly.

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>>42335686
Memes aside, should a 5'9 guy learn Muay Thai? I've been considering it but I don't know if my efforts would be better spent lifting more consistently and eating better.

I'm certainly aware that girls aren't impressed by martial arts.

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>>42336189
>5'9" isn't a manlet.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you kind sir.

>>42336325
>unironically thinking muscular people are slow.
>thinking a small piece if shit can put any amount of power behind a punch.
Just another skinny fat manlet thinking that he knows anything about anything.
Wew lad.

>>42341862
Do what you want, anon. Take one class and see if you like it. It's cardio heavy and HIIT. Ive started training as well and it is a lot of fun.

Don't do things to impress girls man, you'll end up wanting to please others instead of yourself.

>>42341862
Try it. If you like it, continue. If you don't, there's little lost.

>>42341902
you're an idiot son for real

the heavier u are the easier it is to gas

you are slow with all that muscle/fat on u

basic fact

trust

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>>42341913
It's threads like these that discourage me from learning a fighting sport. I just can't imagine myself pursuing something that feels like a waste of time. What's the point in learning how to fight if a guy two or three inches taller can end you?

>>42341923
Holy shit you're still at it? Gotta admire the dedication to this bait

mcgregor can beat up other 5'9" lightweights. a 6'4" 250 lb bodybuiler that trained in mma for six months could take him

>>42341934
it is not bait you stupid shit

you are just burying your heads in the sand scared because you don't want to hear the truth

you have been weight lifting for a significant amount of time because you had trauma in your life and when you gained 30lbs people started treating you differently. this is why you do it.

but at the end of the day, you are still a bitch trying to lift your feels. you are still a pathetic little manchild inside who was skinny or fat his whole life and now that he looks good on the inside he thinks he feels good on the inside too.


BUT IT JUST ISN'T SO

at least mma makes real champions -- you can compete against other players in the game of life. bodybuilding is single player fitness for weeaboo otaku loners who masturbate to anime. juicers are even worse because they cheat in a single player game!!! hahaha fuck i love mma.

i've never been in a street fight and i don't start shit in bars but the amount of confidence you get knowing you can kick pretty much anyone's ass is superior to any look in the mirror at your big bulging biceps will give you.
tlifting is a challenge

>>42341950
>a 6'4" 250 lb bodybuiler that trained in mma for six months could take him
I'm sure you're speaking from experience and not your ass.

>>42336524
You are hilarious. I would have to go to the city to see a fucking nut job but thanks to the internet I have you. You have made me laugh harder then I have in a while.

>>42341933
/fit/ knows nothing about combat sports, go to /mag/ for better information.
A two or three inch height difference won't leave much of in impact, for me it's when the difference is four inches does the height difference have an impact. But even then, it's still doable but the bigger the difference is the harder it is for you to fight. Either way, weight is what matters most. Don't get me wrong height does matter, but ultimately it's the weight that makes all the difference.
And also, it's not a waste of time if you enjoy it man. You're not going to use these skills IRL because only niggers fight. The point of learning a fighting sport imo (if you're not going professional) is so that you can challenge yourself to do things and push your body all while having fun.

>>42341962
I train more in martial arts than I lift man, you can't fool me into thinking this isn't bait.

>>42341962
Isn't the purpose of martial arts to better oneself? That sounds like a single player sport to me, sounds a lot like body building. Skill in mma means nothing in a gunfight, no amount of confidence is going to change that.

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Why fight when you could just carry the single greatest invention ever devised by man?

>>42335686
mcgreggors frame is insane for a manlet

>>42337831
Kek

>>42340042
>"woman don't make the rules"
>rapes woman
>goes to jail
>gets beat up and raped literally several times a day
Sounds like a great life, anon. Enjoy trying to win fights in prison lol

>>42342755
>resorting to rape to get pussy
how beta can you get

your argument means nothing and you are inexperienced if you think a 189 lb 5'10 is going to be at a disadvantage fighting someone of your size. weight classes exist for a reason, you moron. Bodybuilders arent fighters. This is the dumbest argument ever.

>>42338705
He's a black belt in a fucking meme martial art. Taetwinkdo is useless in terms of self defense, it's all just fancy kicks. Jujimufu hasn't had any formal boxing/grappling training and he still ragdolled the guy around. I'd say it was at least a tie in the striking, they were evenly trading blows for what is just a sparring match.
His flexibility also has little to do with his striking and the extent of his grappling ability.

>>42338705
>taekwondo

Is he an Aikido master as well?

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>>42335686

>*blocks your path*

How much should I weigh if I'm 6ft?

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>look good on a beach vs look strong in my business attire

Hmm thats a tough one

>>42342923
The point is that he's not the average bodybuilder. He's athletic and flexible enough to move around which counts a lot. He ragdolled the guy when they were grappling, but before that he was being outstriked.

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>>42335686
>>42335698
>>42335720
>>42335759
>>42335770
>>42335827
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>>42336612
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>>42336694
I have a handgun on me at all time since I live around a bunch of niggers that will gang up on me, so no matter how well I can fight it will be pointless.

Come at me bitch

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>>42343110
People with guns shouldn't brag about it on the internet. It's indicative of insecurity.

t. Carrier of a Colt Defender

>>42340637
Your lack of knowledge about MMA is embarassing desu

>>42342983
*gets knocked out by a light jab to the jaw*

bodybuildcucks btfo

>>42343110
you're an even bigger pussy lol resorting to weapons instead of fighting naturally

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>>42343213
"fighting naturally" is a risky, autistic waste of time and effort that can decimate you socially.

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>>42338695
>>42338701
lmao @ anyone who watches UFC. It's WWE for submentals.

>>42335686
Mayweather's going to KO you in the first round.

>>42343213
what does "fighting naturally" do for me in modern society?

>>42343344
Mayweather is going to pepper him with weak shots for 12 rounds and get a very one sided decision. There's zero chance Mayweather knocks him out.

>MMA
>elbows are banned
>you cant supplex
>you cant x
>you cant y
it's just glorified bjj with some boxing elements

>>42343349
makes you a man and not a little bitch, you little bitch

>>42343906
[ ] elbows are banned

fuck off idiot do you even watch mma

>>42344198
You say that but if we were to have a confrontation you would be the dead one.

>>42344218
cont.

BUT HEY, YOU DIED A MAN!!!!!

>>42335686
Obv bait is obv bait.
But anyway the people here who unironically think they can beat a guy who trains almost everyday are really stupid.

Number one rule of fighting: You are ALWAYS are worse fighter than you think you are.

are you the jew if /fit? literally no mma fighter cares about bodybuilders and bodybuilders don't care about mma fighters.

>>42344218
then you are the one who shot an unarmed man and you'll be raped in jail.
it's a win win for everybody.

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>>42344198
>training in fighting
>not just overpowering foes with blind rage and brute strength

>>42340637
wwe is that way

>>42338553
Man, juji has some serious hgh gut growing.

>>42344290
i train 6 days a week too.
that's not impressive or will make you a good fighter, that is the bare baseline.

>>42335735
What a legitimately wholesome and valid answer

>>42335735

This is one of the best answers I've ever read.

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Pic related is Antony Joshua and he could kill both you and McGregor with one punch.

Oh yeah he also trains bodybuilding as well

>>42344525
stand your ground is a thing where i live

>>42341933
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>>42335686
It makes bitches cum and many, objectively, find it fun., which is nice.
Also guns.
Also I got to the sate championship level swimming, there are may sports.
Quit fucking making this sad fucking thread, you miserable cunt..

>>42344709
he could barely handle a 40+ year old ukranian.

>>42344716
if the law where you live allows you to kill an unarmed man for no reason other than they got too close to you, you live in a land of savages, sorry to say.
also, what are you gonna do when you are somewhere else? What will you do if you for any reason do not have a gun to hide behind? Sob and cry for mercy like a pathetic bitch?
only fat NEETs make the "gun argument" in a martial arts thread, shitty as it may be.

Le real fight meme

Id shoot that manlet in the face

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>>42345339
Lets all shoot each other, just to be fair.

>>42345339
lol i could be faster than usain bolt with my motorcycle

>>42344227
when have u heard of anyone dying from a fist fight retard

guns is a good way to kill someone and land yourself in jail

fighting? if you get beaten you are a pussy who needs a lesson anyway

>>42345450
I bet I could hit Hussein bolt with a stick

>>42335748
>I've been training in MT and bjj for the past 24 years and the only times I've had to put someone in the hurt locker outside of comps are from mouthy cunts who aren't anything special... you should worry about the average dickhead more than someone who likes to lift heavy weights.

BSer and liar detected. Alot of idiots despite how popular UFC and mma is, still think even in 2017 that they are tough just because they lift weights or alot of weights. The thing is weights are inanimate and don't react or resist. Alot of times in mma or real folkstyle/freestyle wrestling though, the strongest guy at lifting weights loses. If you want to get good at putting male opponents where they don't want to be train wrestling and other aspects of mma, if you want to act tough and impress women, lift weights and maintain low bodyfat.

>>42335686
OP what are ur specs?
>height, weight, reach, bench, etc.

>>42335686
OP, would it be possible to do both?

>>42335686
op u a cross dresser?

>>42345260
Its obvious bodily harm is implied, you are just skirting around the edges of retardation on purpose. If you approach me (And yes talking shit and approaching is aggression towards physical confrontation. This is NOT up for debate) I WILL ventilate you and I did fear for my life, you said you had a gun and I feel real bad for your family but not what I did because it was justified.

You died for nothing, because you are an ego driven savage.

>>42335827
>I train mma
Wow what a pussy. What's the point of training if you're not going to actually fight.

>>42346649
Self-defense/fun

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>>42335686
mma fighters are usually low weight because of the brackets. a 190 mcgregor would still fuck up a 170 mcgregor but beign 190 means you fight vs people who are higher etc longer reach so you just stick to lower weight and good proportions

>>42335686
Have fun with brain injuries you fucking tap out wearing white trash fuck.

>>42335686
>i train mma and i am 5'9" 155lbs

I'm so fucking sorry OP

>>42340913
lanklet lol

most body builders are:
>gay
>short
>dumb
>slaves to women
Lifting doesn't make you less of an autist and it DEFINITELY wont make you win against anybody who has experience in mma/krav/taikwondo/etc

>>42335863
u mad

bro?

>>42345450

Running a race is the same as a life and death situation? Lol what a retard

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>Not being big while also being able to fight

Seems like you are just lazy

Noone cares what you think.

Here's your (you).

>>42340256

that's what I was thinking. what does it take to call yourself a pro MMA fighter? Don some gloves and all of a sudden you're a pro fighter?

It's people like you that make me ashamed to tell people that I train mma

>I do MMA
>fighting someone 5 weight classes above me is easy

Protip: you don't do MMA

>>42335686
>5'9"
Why are manlets always so aggressive?

>>42335770
>superior fitness
Getting concussions daily and being retarded by 45 is not """fitness"""
Nice reddit spacing btw

>>42352497
To be fair, fighting and fight training is probably the most physically demanding thing you can do. You only end up brain damaged if you're a professional fighter. 99.99% of people who "train MMA" have never and will never be in an actual fight or get a concussion

>>42335686
>Lift/Gym
>Gain confidence, strength and better health, gain friends and girls. Maintain said health into your 70's and beyond

>MMA
>gain catastrophic brain injury, cauliflower ears and engage with two-bit criminals in a sport that's about as respected as WWE

Bet you couldn't catch me to hit me in the first place
>cardiobro
>does oly lifts for sprints
>Swimming since babby

>>42343213
>*gets knocked out by a light jab to the jaw*
Lmao, big man. You wouldn't even be able to land a punch. Grappling is more important to actual fights and you wouldn't last 20 seconds.

>>42353945
>gain friends and girls
wat

>not lifting and doing MMA every fucking day to get strength and skill.

It's like you aren't even trying to make it.

>>42352497
no fighter in any combat sport fights daily.
10 times a year would be pushing it pretty hard.

>>42353945
you forgot:
>damage joints
>roid
>never do cardio
>die of heart attack at age 35

>>42335698

it's funny that bodybuilders call their training hard

lifting weights is literally the most self pleasurable thing outside of jerking off, it requires 0 effort

>>42341962
Bait. Weak bait at that

>>42335686
>what is the point of being 5'9" 190lb?
there's no point in being anything at 5'9

>>42335686
I agree about the bodybuilding tryhards, but you are so wrong about being big. If you train functionally you can be almost as fast as a light guy and with a ton more mass behind your strikes. That is why weight classes exist.

you will always be a manlet op

conor mgregor would get his ass kicked in any rough neighboorhood