>therapist asks me about the lines across my arms >explain

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>>42331130
>started working at the morgue so I can do deadlifts all day

>>42331130
>>therapist asks me about the lines across my arms
>>explain to him that /fit/ told me I should cut to lose weight
Kys faggot

>move to france to be finally able to do french press
>feels good

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>>42331331
ok this one got me

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>>42331130
>/fit/ told me that activities that involve raising your calves aren't worth the time
>mfw I can't meet the dairy quotas on my farm

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>/fit/ told me to yell "LIGHT WEIGHT BABY"
>fired from hospital because a mother gave birth to underweight son

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>threapist asked why i hate women
>explain to him that they are gain goblinz

>>42332139
Kek

>therapist asks me if I'm suicidal
>I tell her "yes"
>get locked up in a closed psychiatric ward for a couple of days

yeah, thanks, I feel much better now.

(no pun here)

>>42332333
I don't understand why normies think this is the solution
great i've been isolated for a few days
i'm a few thousand dollars in debt now
and i feel the fucking same.
almost happened to me when i was a freshman in college but i talked my way out of it.

>>42332360
>they charge you for that
but why

>>42332333
Checked

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>>42331130
>/fit/ told me to do powerlifting
>I became a CEO
>still get laughed at here

>>42332333
Haha, that happened to me too. They can't help you but they are obliged by law to do this shit.

>doing deadlifts while gym priest is there
>exorcises my gains
>says I need to do 12x4 preacher curls for penance