The constable is on to you /fit/! Confess your worse crimes

>>42323417
Kek

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monitoring this thread

>>42323417
What does this even mean?

>>42323417
Is this a gay thing?
I can't tell

Posession of gear is prohibited in the uk but its not illegal to sell it. Roid business is thriving and the fuzz dont like it.

>>42323874
It's an anti radical thing.

>>42323906
Wrong way round

Theres no penalty for posession.
Online sellers sell them as prescriptions and research chemicals.

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>>42323979

>pakis raping schoolgirls left and right
>brits getting run over and stabbed by ramavans
>"I think it's time we start worrying about right wing extremism!"

Never fucking change, bongs.

>>42323979
WTF, UK. When are you guys going to stop ignoring Islamic rape and pretending there's some right wing white threat?

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>>42323979
No way this is real.

>>42323979
As I right wing extremist youth I can confirm my use of the smiley face emoji.

Looks cringey as fuck. More reason not to visit the UK I guess

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>>42323417
10 minutes in mspaint

>>42323979
Britain is hilarious

>>42323417
I just said no to everything because I'm anti-social and thought the guy was trying to turn me into a homo.

How about they do an ad about always saying no and then ending up like me? It doesn't even seem like anything good happened.

>>42323979
I guess they heard the correlation between upper body strength and right wing politics, huh. Not too long before the police start arresting people for being in the gym too much

>>42323979
why is it right wing extremism specifically?

look at the shit that happened in hamburg not a month ago and tell me that the right are a greater threat xD

I put a chair in the power cage to do ohp because I'm too tall to do it properly

>>42323417
I saw gas leaking from a truck in front of the gym so I went to find the manager and let him know and when I came back I had to kick an Indian guy off the squat rack because I was in-between sets

I'm probably just an oversensitive bitch but I hate doing stuff like that.

>>42324186
That's why you leave your towel, water bottle, gym bag, and all the weights on the bar when you need to leave your rack for a minute.

>>42324166
The entire press is left-wing, so right wing extremist = everyone we don't like.

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>>42323417
>>42323979
>>42324096
>Americans are reeeing over even the slightest increase in NSA surveillance
>Bongs literally live in 1984

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>>42323417
>>42323979
Don't plenty of Muslims join the gym as well? Why do they hate the gym so much and think it's a right wing extremist club?

I hope no one's taking these seriously.

>>42324301
Plot twist: most muslims are extremely right wing

>>42324136
Brits have 4 hours of government allowed time a week to dedicate to physical fitness, they can choose to attend the gym or run from rapefugeese. That's why there are so many rapes, they have spent their 4 hours and aren't allowed to run anymore.

can someone who is not a britbong explain this?

>>42324365
>Get involved in your community instead of hiding at home or working
>This causes you to talk to normal people
>Normal people recognize that the Brits are fucking nutcases and protest
>This somehow leads to lynching black people in the streets
I'm not even joking, that's literally what this site seems to be. All conservative actions groups, according to these people, are covers for violent KKK members.

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>>42323979
Only pure hatred can save Europe.

IMO all of this shit is because all the masculine Europeans emigrated to America and Australia, the only white people left in Europe are cucks

>>42324096

kek

>>42323417
>someone you meeting
>diaster
Holy shit the police in England are too retarded to have guns.

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>>42323979
it checks out, /fit/ is what made me extremely raceist

>>42324186
yeah I agree, having to impose your will over somebody else because it's necessary or right is always uncomfortable. i wish there wasn't a need for it

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>>42323417
>blew nose in car
>tissue tore
>absolute snotfest
>boogies all over hand
>poorly wipe and enter gym
>molest bench and bar
>dont wipe off when finished

>took 10pl8 dyel had on his bar because I wanted to use it for warmup skull crusher
>lopsided made him crash

>snuck a flask of rum in and took swigs before deadlift max

>ripped so much ass my eyes turned red in the sauna
>actually shit once

>took dumbbells roastie was about to use solely so she couldnt use them

>littered in the parking lot

>>42323865
It's the latest thing that British police are doing instead of their jobs.

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>>42324887
kind of a dick arent you m8

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>>42324136
>Not too long before the police start arresting people for being in the gym too much
Bong or not, you have nothing to worry about.

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>>42325063

pretty soon there gonna start putting /fit/zens in camps. What do we do bros?

>>42324887
Wow

You're a cunt

>>42325078
Live in merica

>>42323417
>>42323874
it's an anti white thing

>>42325096
get shot and die from no healthcare? nah i'm good

>>42325787

you're never gonna make it

>>42325096
>60% whites after counting Mexicans as white
I'd rather live in a white country tbqh.

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>>42323979
>be britbong
>go to gym
>get arrested
In all honesty, this is probably a planet fitness marketing scheme

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>>42323979
this is /pol/ bait and only /pol/acks are responding to this knowing this is bait

> back to /pol/

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>>42324547
Please don't tell me you live in the USA after spouting that drivel about what we, Europeans, should do.

>>42323979
I guess I'll decide to join him. Sounds like it could be a lot of fun.

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>>42323417

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>>42324547
Eastern Europe still exists

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/pol/ complaining about minorities while they're being cucked by the white elite since the 80's. Politics is nothing more than a meme to altreichers.

>>42325879

None of this really upsets me, other than the insane amount of money we spend on the military (which, I don't think is portrayed accurately in that graph since iirc 50-60% of the budget goes to entitlement programs).

But high spending on military is more of a result of corruption and poor economic planning (thanks Keynes, you cunt) than Capitalism.

>>42324547
>>42324547
or you could, you know, get along with people of different races who are doing the obvious right thing for their lives even though it evokes a strong emotional response from you on the basis of your sexual insecurities

>>42325907
(((white elite))) really makes me think

>>42324887
nice m9

>>42324865
this can't be real

>>42323917

The British police hate radical gains.

>>42324865
>I tend to think there's a little bit of Amy's spirit in them.
Fair trade considering what they put into Amy.

>>42323979
Nuke the UK already.

>>42324251
You bluepilled bastard. Ever since the iPhone came out we've all been living in 1984. Every degenerate with a phone around you acts as big brother.

>>42324865
Rage fuel

>>42325879
Maybe if amerifags got jobs they wouldnt be poor. Also rape and theft is a crime even if you are black.

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>>42324003
The most murderous terrorists in UK history are the right wing nutters from Northern Ireland. UVF, UFF, Red Hand Commando etc.

They would literally call a 'catholic' taxi, wait for it, and shoot the driver in the head.

Read a book nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qods8POAkvk

>>42325930
Please get along with the van drivers and knife wielders. Please get a long with the rapists. Please feel guilt when they stab you, run you over, or rape you and your family.

>>42326154
>these people did a terrible thing once
>so let's ignore the massive, observable problem we have happening right in front of us

Nobody likes the far right either, but they're not the fucking problem right now you massive cuckold.

>>42326154
And that's not been relevant for 20+ years you fucking mong

>>42326169
Some cucks actually, unironically do, and it's soul-crushing to see. Looking for the article, but some small time politician's daughter got raped and murdered, brutally, by a muslim, and all he could do was apologize and say how terrible things must have been for him to want to do that to his daughter.

Things like that actually hurt me, even though my family left Sweden almost a century ago.

>>42326176
You don't know anything about my country. These people never went away and they are still intimidating, assaulting and murdering catholics.

http://belfastmediagroup.com/uvf-behind-attack-on-catholic-crew/

You don't know a fucking thing.

>>42326170
>>these people did a terrible thing once

>'once'

They have been doing it for over a century you rabid nigger faggot.

>>42326201
Okay. Deal with them, that's fine.

Stop ignoring literal muslim rape gangs in your streets. Stop problems, regardless of the color of their skin or country of origin.

If that link is accurate, they're approximately as shitty as Muslim extremists, which means a painful death is too good for them, but will have to do. *shrug*

Still doesn't absolve the police from pussying out towards mudslime crime

>>42324203
>the entire press is left-wing

It's like you've never even picked up a fucking british newspaper in your life lad

>>42326217
No it isn't 'fine'. The right wing nutters like UVF and UFF are the a dangerous clear and present threat in my country. They operate with collusion of the local authorities and even the UK government and special forces.

You implying that UK shouldn't "start worrying" about this just to show how stupid you fat Burgerstanis are, wading in to situations you know fucking nothing about coming out with complete bullshit.

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>>42326235
You are ignoring, as an authority, a clear and present danger.

If you would like to deal with other dangers, that's fine. Not saying what they do is fine, a hate group going around killing innocents for any reason isn't fine, I can't tell if you're intentionally misinterpreting what I'm saying or if you're retarded.

>also implying amerifat

>>42326267
>If you would like to deal with other dangers, that's fine.

So why did you or someone else post >>42324003 ? Why are you defending that post? Right wing terrorism including the neo nazis and Ulster Loyalists is this country's most active and persistent terrorist threat.

>You are ignoring, as an authority, a clear and present danger.

I have not once implied that muslim terrorism is not also a threat. I am taking issue with the retards on this thread claiming action against right wing terrorism is unnecessary when it is the most dangerous and active type in my country.

>>42326289
The advertising campaign is targeted at right wing extremism, it's cringey, and will stop nothing. They ignore muslim terrorism and gangs of migrants literally grooming bribing kidnapping and/or raping young girls, and it's brushed off, when caught, sentences are laughable, etc.

If someone else is stirring shit, on an organized level, they needa get fucked with too.

Those are my only points.

>>42326154
>would

operative word here, as opposed to a present tense

>>42326442
Oh another retarded 'point'.

>They ignore muslim terrorism

The government tackles muslim terrorism in different campaigns you dumb cunt.

> will stop nothing.

Oh yeah I bet you're some kind of sociological counter extremism expert.

Turn off Breitbart anon it's not doing you any good.

>>42323979
literally elemantary school shit

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>>42323979
>right wing extremists are the problem

>>42326456
durr hurr turn off CNN it's not doing you any good

>does Breitbart have a TV channel or did you misspeak? Actual question.

Fine. Ignore the invasion. 2 generations from now, your whole country will be overrun. I don't actually care anymore, so long as I have a place to escape to. Y'all welcome this shit.

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>>42324136
>Not too long before the police start arresting people for being in the gym too much
Better not get too big4u lads. The law might have to get involved if you're suspiciously large

>>42326507
>Better not get too big4u lads. The law might have to get involved if you're suspiciously large

a great reason to sturt cutting if you ask me

>>42326507

can you really be punished just for having AAS in your system in Sweden, or is this a bullshit story

>>42326524
Some Swefag explained it in another thread.

In Sweden you can get subsidies from the federal sports association if you want to operate a sports club within the federal league. A condition of the federal sports sponsorship is that your 'athletes' have to consent to anti doping controls, because on paper the members are all competing against each other.

Same with amateur sports associations around the world. For example theoretically as a British Rowing member I could be randomly drug tested by British Rowing at an affiliated regatta.

So if you're in a gym that is in the federal association you're a competitive athlete that is up for anti doping controls, if you're in a non affiliated gym then you're not.

As usual it's a story blown out of proportion by people half reading internet stories.

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>>42326515
>tell someone in the UK that you're planning on cutting
>they assuming it's code for the sale of illegal, blackmarket butter knives and report you to the constabulary

>>42326537

>tell someone in the US that you're planning on cutting
>they're assuming you're suicidal and report you to the police to prevent a mass shooting

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>>42326548
>tell someone in Australia that you're planning on cutting
>they point out that all you have is a spoon, defeating you in the grand game of knifey spoony

>>42326536
This happens alot in sweden though, but because of said policebehaviour riffraff is arming itself there is some kind of war going on.

>>42323979
what the fuck

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>>42323979

>>42324003
>ramavans
lmfao

>>42324887
everything else is fine but littering? really?

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>>42323979

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>>42326557
>tell someone in canada that you're planning on cutting
>informs the local HAEs police who then protest your obvious display of thin privilege outside your house for three days and cover you in chicken broth every time you leave or enter it

>>42323979
I got to meet more right wing extremists, they seem like a friendly bunch.

>>42323417
worst*

>>42326176
>>42326170
>Irrelevant
>Did terrible thing once

Have you even heard of the UVF or any Ulster/Orange shit? Probably not. Just as, if not more, violent than the IRA but get a free pass in history.

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I have never gone to the gym ever. I am full skeleton mode

>>42325909
>But high spending on military is more of a result of corruption and poor economic planning (thanks Keynes, you cunt) than Capitalism.

>I literally have no idea what Keynes was all about

>>42329186
>keynes
>free market capitalism

what is the term commies always like to use to cover their crimes 'state capitalism'

>>42325879
>discretionary budget meme
>wage stagnation not a result of cultural marxism, mass immigration of low skilled workers, and shipping jobs overseas

got my noggin joggin there anon

>>42325879
>black people commit a shit ton of crimes
>have a lot of black criminals
>keep immigrating blacks

Yep, checks out.

>>42323979
holy fuck, it's real
https://twitter.com/bedspolice/status/891373001689759744
https://archive.fo/YrVSZ

>>42325864
Non-hispanic whites are 63%.

>>42326557
you got me to chuckle, have your (you)

>>42326154
>The most murderous terrorists in UK history
but that's wrong

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>>42330161
But it isn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles#Responsibility

Republicans killed more soldiers and police. Loyalists killed pretty much exclusively civilians. About 160 more than the Republican terrorists did.

Loyalists also have continued their terrorism after the Good Friday Agreement. They are absolute psychopaths who revel in violence and bigotry. Their idea of a fun weekend is marching into Catholic neighbourhoods singing songs about killing Taigs.

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>>42330299
>They are absolute psychopaths who revel in violence and bigotry
I'm not and probably never will be a republican, I do agree with you on that though. But to call them the most murderous terrorists in British history is a load of shit.

>>42323979
>>42323417
gee muhhumand, why does your mom let you behead TWO cops

>>42326154
>>42330299
in what way are these "right-wing" extremists? Aside from not being left-wing, of course.

>>42325907
(((white))) elite

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>>42323417
>>42323979

>See cardio bunny on the treadmill at the gym

Looks like I'm going to have to report her to the authorities for being a right wing extremist. What a shame.

>it's time we have a conversation about extremism

Right, we could start with Muslim extremism, or liberal extremism.

What's that? Oh, that kind of extremism is ok and encouraged? Sorry!