>hey anon we ordered some za you don't mind eating carbs

>>42315022
I don't see the problem, just water fast for the following 48 hours.

>>42315022
I grab a slice and start chatting up the ugly one to totally throw off the two cute ones

>>42315040
there's only 1 cute one

>>42315043
The spooky one on the left?

>>42315048
yes

>>42315071
I see you are a man of taste as well

Who fucking calls it za

>>42315022

Seeing as how women are manipulative cunts who often try to sabotage others to feel better for themselves, I just wouldn't eat or drink what they ordered for me and I wouldn't let them have it either so they won't make a habit of getting free food and drinks from me.

>>42315040

No. Two are barely passable chicks and one is unacceptable. No cuties in this pic.

>>42315086
liberal women

>>42315089
chick on the right is a solid 9

>>42315089
toll softer or leaver your house once in awhile you neckbeard loser

>>42315022
>we ordered some za
What the fuck is this, polish food?
>>42315089
>Two are barely passable chicks and one is unacceptable
Post face

>>42315117
pizza. I once had the same reaction but literally every girl at my uni calls it za and it is intolerable

>>42315086
>he doesn't go slay with his sistahs while eating za

ugh

>>42315022
these girls are so ugly jesus christ op

>>42315040
This
>chat up Ozzy Osbourne
>wait for the other two to aggressively flirt
>not bang any of them since all three are below average

>>42315125
Dude are you fucking jokin god famn i hate white women

>>42315096
Dont associate liberal with this fucking trash

What the fuck is za?

File: stacey life.png (1MB, 750x1000px)

1MB, 750x1000px

>>42315474

>>42315125
I'm not from America. How are you supposed to pronounce it, zah or tsah?
And why even do it in the first place, it rolls of the tongue very poorly

File: motivation9.jpg (25KB, 493x628px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 493x628px

>>42315463
>>42315125
>>42315117
>not flexing a 'cep while enjoying a big slice of za
Never gonna make it.

>>42315485
Just like pizza minus the first half of the word

>>42315022
>B-back that ass up

>>42315022
inshallah habibti... pizza is absolutely haram.
By the greatness of allah himself you indeed deserve the sword.


They're wearing forever 21 in a corny hotel.
I wouldn't be there.

File: 2012-07-23-beartato-abbrev.png (65KB, 800x1040px)

65KB, 800x1040px

mfw za

When you get offered some 'za just flex a 'cep

But again im not autistic like you

>>42315681
Too late, pal.

>>42315022
Most hot girls are totally autistic about eating in front of other people, especially a guy. I've known hot girls who won't even eat a salad in front of someone because they have such serious body issues (which is how they stay hot, ironically; girls who are totally comfortable with their bodies tend to look like shit, e.g. feminists).

So, no, even if you're Chad, you would never be invited by Stacy and her friends to eat pizza while on a cut.

>>42315022
>me on the left

>>42315931
london if you're post-op.

>>42315022
Thank them but decline because that sounds decadent.

The one in the left has potetential, all that eye shadow is spooky though.

>>42315022
the fuck is za? i want a chicken salad

File: iwq0tkkypo6z.jpg (1MB, 3024x4032px)

1MB, 3024x4032px

enjoy your meal!

>>42315948
I'm in
SLOUGH
L
O
U
G
H
Bby hmu

>>42315972
I was going to say this looks actually good until I realized someone payed a premium price for this at a fucking restaurant and it wasn't something they made at 10pm after a workout

File: 3312.jpg (39KB, 738x144px)

39KB, 738x144px

>>42315972

File: CRNxFp6VAAAiM1n.jpg (35KB, 510x381px)

35KB, 510x381px

>>42315022
"yea sure, no problem girls, but only if you promise you'll let me order the champagne and the berries from room service"

I think "za" is the preferred pronoun of the tranny on the left.

So no thanks.

>>42315022
>you are 4 weeks into your cut. how do you respond?
by taking the trap on the left to the restroom and fuck her boypussy

>>42315022
I'd eat the carbs of the two on the right.

>>42316118
Please let god be real

>>42315022
The one on the left is a tranny right?

File: IMG_1956.jpg (27KB, 300x300px)

27KB, 300x300px

>>42316118
Rolling for spoopy brunette.

>>42316118
>8-9
Nah, no way is she a 9. I disagree with 8 but can at least understand different tastes but no way is she a 9.
Judging from pic her tits are sagging, so 6/10. If I'm wrong about the tits though I'd give her a 7.

>>42316118

cmon

>>42316246

fuck yes

>>42315448
Devilish

File: 17932357_273859796394186_8576066859860754432_n.jpg.jpg (249KB, 1080x1080px)

249KB, 1080x1080px

>>42315022

>>42316118
I trust in jesus

>>42315040
nice maneuver

>>42316293
fuck me i would eat her eggs

>>42315022
have a bit, I'm not autistic

>>42316293
why does she have a slice in each hand?

>>42316118
Better to breed with the 6-7 since she has better jaw genetics for your sons

>>42315086
Just accept that Homestar Runner was a prophecy and not a joke. Doge, za, I am now awaiting English chaining articles like a the Cheat.

>>42315022
>eat the za
>quietly throw up in bathroom

File: 77449.jpg (74KB, 488x632px)

74KB, 488x632px

>Ask the girls if they can go to the bathroom
>go to the bathroom
>Escape through the bathroom window
>Find a homeless guy and give him $10 and promise him I'll give him $50 if he shows up at the restaurant
>Climb back into the bathroom through the window
>Obsess over the clothes I ruined, try to fix it by washing it with water and soap, then drying it with the hand drier
>"Sorry I took so long, I was thinking real hard about what ZZA I want, haha"
>Wait for homeless guy to show
>Say I cant eat pizza if the guy has nothing to eat
>Flex every muscle I can while pulling out my wallet
>Flex my arm while giving $50 to the guy
>Show how I dont need this meal out of solidarity
>Say how I'm just a nice guy
>Chat with the left girl about my workout programme since I dont have the confidence to talk to the others.
>Ask her for her number
>Immediately justify it by saying, it would be nice if we could be friends
>never call

>>42316118
Rolling

>>42315984
also notice the spinach has been eaten slightly by bugs
top quality all organic bby

>>42316118
Rolling

>>42316118
rolling

>>42315482
>D-d-d-do you come with the pizza?

>>42316118
6-7 here i come

File: pepe spectacles.jpg (25KB, 641x530px)

25KB, 641x530px

>>42315040
>two cute ones

>>42315086
I'm about to eat a 'go 'za, mad?

>>42316353
dual wield

File: Act-Drunk-Step-7-Version-2.jpg (74KB, 900x675px)

74KB, 900x675px

>>42316118
roo

>>42315022
shoo shoo gains goblins

>>42316118
spinarooni

>>42316118
Rollan

>>42316353
Because she's a whore

>>42316118
I might know the middle one. She's an idiot if she's who think she is

I would chew it then spit it out just so I could get the taste. Then the ugly one would probably start eating my chewed waste

>>42316118
RELL

>>42316118
you criminal

>>42317023
Absolutely disgusting

>>42315972
I like arugula on pizza

>>42316118
Lmao ok

>>42316118
Rolling

>>42316118
I've always been a big ozzy fan.

>>42316118
pls

>>42316118
rollin

>>42316118

Rolling for Jawthorne High

>>42316118
Roll

>>42316118
Rolling

>>42316118
roll

>>42315448
>Ozzy Osbourne
Top kek

>>42315448
Ozzy Kek

>>42315022
Stacy, I see you have some baby fat in your armpit. Are you sure don't want to change the order?

>>42316118
Rolling, for doubles to get outta dodge.

>>42316118
rolling

>>42316703
you virgins and chubby chasers aren't even trying to be subtle anymore.

>>42315482
I'd eat that

the one on the left looks like a tranny with a masculine penis, so no thanks. the other 2 are definitely wife material

>>42316118
rip thread

>>42315089
>pointy elbows

>>42316118
Rollerino

>>42315448
fucking big kek

>>42318199
I'll give her some baby fat

>>42316118

Getting trips for that middle one

>>42315972
theres proscuitto and mozzarella under that fucking arugula it's proably tasty asf

>>42315528
Wrong

>>42315485
It's zah with a hard z

>>42316118
rolling for ozzy

>>42315086
>unaware of goza

>>42318941
>It's zah with a hard z

You mean just like pizza minus the first half of the word

>>42316118
cum on bb

File: azn bizza.png (1013KB, 732x736px)

1013KB, 732x736px

>Hehehe come on Anon-san. Come eat yummy bizza wit me.

>>42319154
she has a xylophone chest

2 is clearly the alpha female
3 has a really cute pose
1 just looks scared knowing shes the least attractive of the group

>>42316118
Papa needs a slammer

>>42316118
Rolling

>>42316118
rollinging

>>42316118
Wew please anything but 0-5

>>42316118
LET'S GO

>>42316118
Here I go

>>42316226
It's for rolling you dip
>>42316118
Hoping for middle girl

>>42316118
at first I thought this was there rating on a 1-10 scale and was a little confused how one person could occupy a 5 point range

>>42315022
You can cut while eating pizza. I worked at a pizza place and ate pizza every day, sometimes for every meal, and still successfully cut weight

>>42315022
The more you look the uglier they get

>>42316118
ROLLERINO thank you and enjoy your ban

>>42316118
rollin

>>42316118
in for anything bc lonely lanklet :(

>>42321533
That's cause the left one is bringing down the average.

>>42315448
>not bang any of them since all three are below average
Yeah, that's why you're not having sex. It isn't because you'd sperg out.

>>42321533
The one on the left is horrifying.

File: 1496613095614.jpg (95KB, 936x781px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 936x781px

>>42316118
please give me a 6 or 7

>>42316118
Spin baby

>>42316118
celine

>>42316118
rollio

>>42316118
rollin

>>42316118
God loves me

>>42316118
rol

>>42316118
middle girl please desu

>>42316118
roll for middle

>>42322821
FUCK

>>42316118
roll

File: 1501364785643.png (555KB, 530x638px)

555KB, 530x638px

>>42315448
>not bang any of them since all three are below average
My man

>>42316118
Give the ugly one

>>42316118
Hypo

>>42316118
Roll

>>42322264
HA

>>42316118
Rollin

>>42316118
rewling

File: Grim.jpg (418KB, 3000x3000px)

418KB, 3000x3000px

>>42316118
anything above 5 plz

I'm not tryna fuck Grim

>>42316118
T

>>42316118
Rollin

>>42315022
>za

Kids are so fucking stupid.

>>42321533
Cheerleader effect

File: Kristina Basham.jpg (1MB, 1920x2171px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x2171px

>>42316118
6-7 babyyyyy

>>42315022
"Holy shit there's a tranny Jew next to you!"

>>42316118
I don't understand what we are doing here

File: 1494471564532.png (34KB, 182x220px)

34KB, 182x220px

>>42315448
>Ozzy Osbourne
read my mind hearty kek

>>42315086
the yuppie white chicks in my town

>>42315022
Stop being autistic. Literally just have a slice or two, fatty

File: 2b7.jpg (34KB, 600x450px)

34KB, 600x450px

>>42315089
>no cuties in this pic
t. pic related
Why are virgins so delusional?

If someone called pizza za I would just walk out.

>>42316118
GO GO GO

>>42316118
yee

>>42316118
You can be banned for this now

R O L L
O
L
L

>>42315448
>chat up Ozzy Osbourne
(You)

>>42316226
N E W
E
W

>>42315022
No thanks. I don't eat animal products

>>42316118
Roll

>>42316118
rolling

>>42315022
Clearly the thing to do is to grab a slice of pizza and then just pretend to be too busy talking to eat until they finish off the rest.

Also holy shit does that girl on the left nick cages face shopped onto her head?

>>42316118
Rolling...

>>42315022

what the fuck is a faggot like OP doing around women in the first place?

>>42316118
fuvkg

>>42315086
This
I have never heard a single person call pizza "za" and if I did, I would backhand them

>>42316118
no crazy train plz

>>42315469
>don't associate trash with trash
okay sweetie

*flex a cep*
only if this za doesnt have any glutes or animal products you must know I am livin the vegan lifestyle. dont tell me you still support the archy stacy ? I wouldve expected to be more open minded than that... Becca over here hasnt eaten any regular za in months, are you a little kid ? Better change your lifestyle and go for some veggy burgs with us senpai.

>>42315469
liberals are trash

>>42316118

giv me 6-7 gf

>>42316118
Roll

"no"

>>42316118
rollin

>>42316118
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

ROLLLLLLL
\

>>42316118
ROLLLL !!

File: konata_yuki.png (55KB, 418x385px)

55KB, 418x385px

>>42322264

>>42316014
I kek'd, but that's a stone base designed to heat the pizza from the bottom.