>talking to qt at work past month >she has statistically

Become a statistic

Become an alcohol

>>42312285
H-how'd you know?

>>42312255
do what makes you happy! :-)

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realize you'll always be lonely and embrace the abyss

You can't escape it, this is the world you live in. The days of snatching them up when they're 12 before the start riding the cock carousel gone for now. Just gotta wait for the next grand collapse of society.

>>42312255
rolling

>>42312255
>everyone is 48 hours from sucking a dick

What's the problem here? Wait your turn if that's the case

>>42312255
nice dub dubs

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>>42312296
Because alcohol

It's a fact of life.
>>Woman so she obviously isn't married if she's talking to you, that means she's single.
>>At work and single, hmmmm that's a combination of stress and freedom that leads to sucking Chad's dick at the bar

You aren't going to cope with this obviously she could be sucking dick right now, look and lift for traditional women unless you want to fuck sluts at the bar with Chad.

>>42312308
when do you think that'll be?

>>42312255
>wants to be fucking lots of women
>immensely jealous of women who do in fact fuck


Unless you think you're a magic ladykiller snowflake, if chicks are lining up for you they're lining up for a looot of dudes.

>>42313409
Yerteryear

>ex-gf is statistically sucking a dick RIGHT NOW
end it