Dear /fit/, My gym is having a slogan contest to put on t shirts

>>42309944
Better to be big and dumb than just dumb.

"Save Water, Drink Chocolate Milk"

"World's Okayest Lifters"

join the fight against muscular atrophy

>>42309944
"9/11 was an inside job"

>>42309944
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>42309944
glutes for the sloots

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Sometimes it's fan-double-tastic to be a white man, saying I love you to the K Klux klan.

So you're fishing for something good that you can hopefully pass off as yours in the end, eh?

>"Good job Stacy, that's really great!"
>"Tee hee~~~"

>>42310045
Your tin foil hat is peeking out...

>>42309944
"Friendlifting" written in bubbly font with 2 chibi figures , onedeadlifting the other while they're both smiling.

>>42309944
"U mirin brah?"
"Do you want to be a sad kunt or a sick kunt?"
"One day you may" or "#1dayumay"
"4 scoops cmon"
"8 hours cmon"
"Lightweight baby"
"Father forgive me for these gains I am about to receive"
"Sorry I made cube"
"##UjhYyg7uY"

>>42309944
Okay let me try

Compensate your dick, get fit
I lift to improve myself (And to fuck hot chicks)
Better to be a fit manlet than a fat manlet
Roid to get fit, that shit's lit
I work out so I can beat you up at the bar
Lift to kill
Big Boys Bully Best

"shut up and train" ?

C'mon guys a gift card is on the line

>>42310103
there ur slogan

>>42309944
Post braphole

>"Father forgive me for these gains I am about to receive"
I like it!

"My other ride is a braphog...and guess what. It's your mom."

"Manlet Control Squad"

Today I will do what others won't so tomorrow I can do what other's can't

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>>42310022
Damn it, the double dubs command it

"Manlet Pit Permanent Resident"

My mom says i'm gonna make it.
Worlds best little lifter
.Good attitude, better results.
iunno anon.

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>>42310064
Yeah whatever, Bucko.

What you want is something that adults would appreciate, as the kids themselves care little for text being this young.

In that scenario you'd want to integrate the 'random'/'bubbly' nature of the child so that it's relatable and adorable to the adult.

Something along the lines of:

>Hamster racer
or
>Bunny bouncer

I'm partial to 'Bunny bouncer' myself, as it can be shortened as BB ((Bodybuilder)) etc, has a catchy nature to it.

>>42310022
this

>>42309944
Have the front say "Feelin fit, buddy?"
while the back says "Yeah I'm just a lucky guy."

>>42309944
>eat clen, tren hard
normies love memes

>>42310178
Except you forgot that part where an adult would enjoy it.

>>42310178
>>42310235
See, this guy gets it...

>>42310246
Yeah well I don't get the fucking gift card, now do I?
I aint doing work for free.

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Pretty obvious

>>42310276
Why you post then, nigga!?

I'll split the gift card with you guys. It's 25 dollars

"BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

>>42309944
top: screen printed picture of an aesthetic angel in a pose

bottom text: "We're all gonna make it"

>>42310356
Please make this

The best slogan in the thread will get to meet zyzz, marry a passable trap waifu, and an infinite supply of roids and whey.

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>>42310356
>>42310380
seconding this, pls make

>>42309944
Diversity is our strength

whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

>>42309944
Sandyhook this workout session

>>42309944
"ToughTots"

>>42310458
Stakes are high, gents.

"I can barely walk and I'm at the gym. What's your excuse?"

Welcome to the Agoge.

"My other gym is a jungle"

>>42310527
This is best

>>42309944
Front: big guy
Back: 4u

>>42310235
Eat clen, tren hard anavar give up

Strong soul lives in a strong body
No excuses

Planet fitness is my city

>>42309944
"BITCHES DONT CARE ABOTU YOUR SMALL WALLET IF YOU HAVE A BIG DICK

"All mommy wanted was a backrub"

Mo' gains mo' problems

Lower faggot

>>42310356
this

"training for the race war"

"little lifters"
"two nipples today, two scoops tomorrow"
"antibiotics nullify birth control"
"i don't need to lift, i still might grow tall"

>>42311022
>"i don't need to lift, i still might grow tall"
Bullshit, There is no actual science suggesting that strength training kills your height gains. Improper form and injuries can, but thats why PT teachers should teach how to do deads, power cleans and other shit like that properly.

>>42309944
train insaiyan

I tore mommy a new one

Turbo manlet

>>42309944
"I look better with this shirt off."
"100lb of hot steaming love."
"This shirt can not contain me!"
"Bubble gum pusher"

I actually tried with these.

>>42309944
Reps 4 Autism Awareness

>>42310527
I unironically love this one.

>>42310220
Gold

>>42309944
"Creatine Cretins"
"Whey whimps"
"Roid runts"
"Dyel daisies"

>>42309944
>gym slogan
"follow me on Instagram"
">tfw no gf"
"y-you too"
"its only gay if the dumbbells touch"
"I'm 5'5", I can get shredded in a year"
"girlslaughing.jpg"

>>42310636
Kekd

>>42311396
This is a gym slogan thread, not a cringe thread.

"does a barbell like yourself ever experience fear"

not 1 post with more than three yous, and no bane jokes cmon guys

>>42309944
Not a chance in hell that skinny bitch can bench that, unless her legs are way jacked compared to the rest of her

>>42310090
Cute

"Smith machine"

>>42310356
This is pretty great. Sends a good message to the kids!

EAT
BIG
GET
BIG

>>42310808
Perfect

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Lift so you can hug better

>>42310091
>##UjhYyg7uY
SCOOBY

I'll never learn

>>42309944

One of these:
>>42310356
>>42310527

Or maybe just "Curls for the girls"

>>42309944

"my mommy takes me with her to the gym so she can stay sexy to make sure daddy doesn't leave her"

>>42310636

this is actually really good lol

>>42310178
Serious question what show

Please be my daddy.

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>>42309944

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>>42312161

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OP here. I'm submitting this one.

>>42310356

Congrats, anon! You've won your trap waifu! We should do this again sometime

>>42312485
I just need s picture of a buff Angel appropriate for kids

>>42309944
>my mom is a stripper and does cardio here pls kidnap me

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>>42309944
>Love, Femanon
stop lying to me you roastie, you don't love me

>>42309944
"incline press gains" over your tits

>>42309944
>Femanon
why was it necessary to say you're female

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>>42309944
>'Gallon Of Milk A Day' under picture of a titcow

>>42309944
>High STR guys increase the drop rate on my pants

>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Tower 7?
>Ask me about Sparkling Wiggles
>This is the FOIIIINEST t-shirt you can buy from the black person mall.
>Gloots for tha SLOOTS!
>(front) Gotta eat big to get big... (back) C'MON FOUR SCOOPS!
>Order 66 my mom, M'Lord!

>>42309944
"This is the Natty Limit"

>>42309944
"BANG!" "DANG!" or "OUCH!"

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/thread

>>42309944
Test Well
Test High

>>42313286
"Woah!"

So the kids will be wearing these, eh?

>"Too old for AnCaps"

My daddy/mummy lifts more than you.

>>42309944
"GYM WORDS. ALL CAPS."

Freshman 15 isn't a life sentence

>>42309944
Dumb as a rock, but big as a boulder.

>>42309944
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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>>42312613

>>42309944
"I just want to be big"

Fucking is my cardio

>>42309944
"LIFT HEAVY THINGS UP, PUT THEM BACK DOWN"

>>42309944
">tfw no gf"

>>42309944
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>42309944
>Ain't nothin but a peanut
>We're all gonna make it brah

>>42309944
WHATEVER IT TAKES

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>>42309944
grind>genetics

trigger some fatties

>>42311105

Are you a card-carrying member of NAMBLA?