This guy slaps your gf's ass and ask you to pay jizzyah

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>>42302698

>>42302698
put a "KEK ME" sign on his back

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Just prick him with this and he'll deflate

agree to pay

reach for wallet

pullout 9mm

shoot myself in the head

>>42302698
grab her and go running coz guys like these cant even keep a jog without puffing out

>>42303174
at least you didn't die an islamophobe

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>>42302698

>>42302698
stay behind his back in the safe spot Dark Souls like and hit him in the back of the head until he falls.

>>42303364


Damn that was a good game

>>42302698
Suck his dick and swallow his gains.
Now I am the big and he is the small.

Or aim for calves, least developened mosckle

I punch him in the dick so hard his balls inflate

He should win Mr.O this year. He's the biggest bodybuilder this earth has ever seen

>>42302698
Why does he wear that face?

>>42302698
>no beard
>lives in the west
>muslim in anything but name

>>42302698
>beat him up with my superior speed

>>42302698
Jog until he's exhausted and then drown him in pork drippings from my bbq pit.

>>42302698
he's a manlet. he wouldn't dare get close to someone like me who is 6'6

He just dropped trou in some bathroom to have some dude take pictures of him?

N-no homo?

>>42302698
I grab gf and walk through a narrow doorway.

>>42302698
1 Leave us alone. If that doesn't work...
2 Fuck off or I'll call the police! If that doesn't work
3 Kick him in the balls repeatedly.

axe to succ him benis jej

Run from him

>The cardio eats away at his gains
>He loses muscle mass at a visible rate
>Wait until he reaches normal size (approx. 15 minutes of cardio)
>I turn around and fuck him like the qt trap he always wanted to be
>Dump gf
>Take him on as my new gf
>Wait for the cycle to repeat

>>42302698
Pull out some tactical bacon and throw it at him

>>42302698
Why do people do this. It looks terrible amd people feel sorry for you. Smh

>>42302698
Let him take her and ask if I can watch

Ask him what time soccer practice is:
https://youtu.be/c1tzr0n_Usk

>>42302698
>big fake muscle
>all from lifting light weights 1,000s of times
>probably takes way proteins and creeateen, even faker and more useless
>meanwhile I lift heavy ass shit in the 3-5 rep range only
>superior strength
>much faster due to not being bulky
>mfw I'm Goku and he's Krillin

Easy

>>42304359
he was probably out to eat with someone and went to the bathroom. Unfortunately he's so vain he has to spend a minimum of 10 minutes mirin' himself and posting shit to instagram every time he catches a glimpse of himself in a reflective surface - car windows, mirrors, tinted shop windows, etc...

>>42305675
a lot of people will take your bait, don't worry.

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>>42303416

>>42302698
I have a concealed carry, so yeah...

>>42302698
Stab him with a pin and watch him fly around.

>>42304505
kek.

>>42305675
>fake muscle
Its like I'm on /pol/ again

>>42306275
they're basically balloons. completely useless